-Woolf POV-

"Memegod?" I ask cautiously, knocking on his door. It was his big day and he was stressed. I had just gotten a call from the people who I had hired for security. They had to last-minute cancel. I knew he wasn't going to be happy about this.

The door swung open.

"What." Meme snapped.

"Well... uh could I come in?" I asked.

"Sure." He sighed.

I walked in and sat down in one of his chairs.

"Security had a last-minute cancel. I'm really sorry." I explained.

"I- Wha- Ok. If anything goes wrong you're going to have to be the security. Wictoria comes first. Not me. Not anyone else. Tb offered at one point to be the security he can protect me if he wants. If not, I don't really care I can take care of myself. Nobody else has to know that security canceled. I'll tell Laff, you can tell Tbh. They're the only ones who have to know." He said.

He took that better than I expected. "Ok. Have you seen our crab friend?" I asked.

"Ya. He went up to the wedding not so long ago. He's probably still there." Meme said.

"Cool. I'll go up and tell him. Oh and you look really nice." I said, walking out the door.

"Thanks." He mumbled.

I trudged up the hill feeling a bit guilty. It wasn't Meme's fault that security canceled but he was making everything his problem that he had to solve. When Socks had volunteered to take care of most of the wedding Meme became a lot more agitated. It was clear he didn't trust Socks enough to have him do that. He instead had me be in charge. I was a bit shocked but I also felt happy that he trusted me that much. I reached the top of the hill where the wedding would be held in a few hours. I saw Tb crab dancing in front of Socks and Blaza. I laughed.

"Hey Woolf!" Socks said.

"Hey"

Tbh stopped doing his crab dance and stood up.

"What's up?" He asked.

"Uh- N-not much." I stuttered. I wanted to tell him but I couldn't with Socks and Blaza here.

"You good Woolfster?" Blaza asked.

"Ya. I'm fine. But uh- Tbh could I talk to you alone?" I asked.

"Sure" He responded.

We walked to the other side of the hill.

"So? What did you want to talk about?" He asked.

I looked quickly around to see if anyone could hear us. Who I guessed was Muffin was the only one in earshot and he was running down the hill anyway so he probably wouldn't hear us.

"Security canceled last minute. If anything goes wrong I'll protect Wictoria, you can get Meme. Don't tell anyone else, Meme only wants you, me, him, and Laff to know." I explained.

"Ok. It's still a few hours before the wedding starts right?" Tbh asked.

"About an hour. But I'm gonna need to spend a lot of that making sure everything else is ready." I replied.

"I could help if you wanted!" Tb offered.

"Nah I got it. Thanks though!" I said.

"Of course! Ima go show Muffin my crab dance." Tb laughed.

"Ok. I think Muffin might have gone to find Nadwe or something because I don't see him nearby." I said, looking around.

"Eh. Then Socks and Blaza will do." He laughed running off.

Ok. Now what? Make sure everyone's here? Sure I guess.

Well there was Socks, Blaza, and Tbh. I had seen Meme and Muffin earlier. So 6/13 including me. (I'm counting Wictoria as a person) Who was left? Nadwe, Oof, Joocie, Oompa, Laff, Dino, and Wictoria.

I walked across the hill and looked down. I saw Oof, Joocie, and Oompa talking. So 9/13.

I walked down the hill and greeted them. I continued walking on. I saw in Meme's window him and Laff talking. 10/13.

Wictoria, Nadwe, and Dino left. I opened the next house's door. I saw Muffin and Nadwe well... being Muffin and Nadwe, with Wictoria giggling nearby. 12/13.

Where was Dino?

I stepped out of the house and looked around. On the very outskirts of town, I saw someone sitting down. It almost looked like... I ran over.

"Dino?!" I asked.

"Hey furry." He smiled.

I'm NOT a furry. "Are you gonna come to the wedding?" I asked.

"Oh that was today? Of course." Dino responded. He looked at the ground.

I sat down next to him. There was awkward silence.

"Hey Dino umm as you know.. I don't really like being called a furry... and I know you don't either.. Could we make a deal where umm... you stop calling me a furry and I'll stop calling you a furry?"

"Sure." He said.

"Well uh... I gotta go check everything else is ready..." I said, getting up.

"Could I come with you?" Dino asked, looking up.

Dino? Wants to help ME? But we're almost always fighting! "S-sure" I responded.

I looked at the time. Only 30 minutes left?!

"We only have 30 minutes... I guess we could go to Meme's and tell him everyone's here." I said.

"Ok." Dino said.

He got up and we walked over to Meme's house. As we were walking I felt my face get red. This is embarrassment! Nothing else. NOTHING. ELSE.

I knocked on the door. Laff was the one who opened it. I saw Meme, Nadwe and Tb inside.

"What's up Woolf? Everything going smoothly?" He asked.

"Everything seems fine. Everyone's here. That's why we stopped by. Just to let Meme know everything's fine." I said. Well other than security not showing up. But with Dino behind me and Nadwe in there I can't say anything.

"Ok! See you soon!" Laff called as we started walking away. "And Woolf? Meme told me what happened."

Dino gave me a strange look but didn't ask about it, which I appreciated.

25 minutes.

"I guess we could go up to the wedding and make sure everything's ready." I said.

"Ok. I don't really care I just need something to do." Dino mumbled.

We walked up to the wedding area, my face still red. After a bit everything seemed in order (After Socks killed a cow which he claimed was "The wrong cow") and by then it was about 5 minutes before the wedding started. Dino and I got everyone sitting down ready for the wedding.

Soon Meme came up, with Wictoria behind him. (In this Wictoria's only half-cow)

"Muffin! Why do you have your own chair?!" Meme laughed, once he reached the front.

The 14-year old shrugged.

"Alright, we stand here today to unite these two fine lovers! And unite them in marriage! Under the sun and the sands beneath us." Laff spoke.

Meme didn't have his attention on Laff he more had it on us, which was oddly intimidating.

"Hold on- SOCKS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Meme yelled.

I turned. Socks was eating beef. BEEF. Is this man crazy?

"SHE'S NO LONGER WITH US!" Socks yelled, hiding the food.

"Ok. Meme, do you take Wictoria to be your lawful wedded wife?" Laff asked.

"OF COURSE I DO!" Meme yelled.

"And Wictoria, do you take Fatmemegod to be your lawful wedded husband?" Laff asked.

(Ima make her talk because MY AU NOT YOURS)

"Yes!" She said.

"Muffin, shh" Nadwe whispered to him.

"Alright! Then I see no reason not to unite these two. Does anyone have any objections?" Laff asked.

"I do! I have one!" Nadwe yelled proudly.

"Who has an objection?!" Socks asked. He clearly wasn't listening, and he looked a little bored.

"Me!" Nadwe said, with his smug little face.

"What is your objection?!" Laff snapped.

"I really gotta use the bathroom." Nadwe admitted. "Like bro, I really gotta go!"

Nadwe ran behind a tree, embarrassed. A few minutes later he came back and looked better.

"Alright. Since there is no reason not to unite these two today, Meme you may now-"

He stopped. Someone was crying. I looked around. Then I realized. It wasn't any of us. It was Wictoria.

"I-I'm sorry Meme." She said. There was an arrow in her chest. Then she fell to the floor. Dead.

|Everything is screwed up. Like. Everything. I'm gonna try to do chapters about this long ish. Oh geez 1389 words- |