After that twerking tape I thought my hip Hollywood life was done...people will forever know me as that horny tiger that twerked on my ex master.
"Dis some bullshit." I say to myself while eating Frosted Flakes.
After I was done eating cereal I decide to head out to Hollywood. I just needed to walk until I saw someone familiar...

NO FUCKING WAY ITS BOB SAGET!!!
I run to him and scream like a little girl. I loved full house as a child...John Stamos was my childhood crush..no homo.
"HEY BOB SAGET!!" I yell
I turns around and gives me a bad stare.
"WHAT THE HELL THERES A TALKING TIGER CALLJNG ME!!"
He runs and I wanted to catch him..with my tiger swaggy skillz I run fast to catch up to him but then I felt someone taze me and I knock out...