me 3:50 PM

HI A-XUUU im back

Sry it took so long

I went with da wu to murder xie wang

He's now stuffed somewhere in a ditch waiting to be found by the police /j

But ye 😎

a-xu

... I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to that

me

APPARENTLY DA WU THOUGHT IT WAS ME WHO PUT A JAR FULL OF VERY MUCH ALIVE SPIDERS INTO HIS LOCKER AND WHEN HE OPENED THE LOCKER THE JAR FELL AND BROKE AND THE SPIDERS IS ALL OVER THE SCHOOL

WANG XIE DID IT

AND NOW IM STANDING OUTSIDE IN THE FREEZING COLD WITH THE REST OF THE SCHOOL WAITING FOR THE SPIDERS TO DIE

a-xu

I did not ask this time

Ok, but it's summer, how are you cold?

me

I'M HALF LIZARD OK

19 DEGREES CELSIUS IS COLD TO ME

SHUSH

a-xu

That's not how lizards work but ok if you say so

me

AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS RIGHT SOOOOO /s

Neways I feel bad for the custodians

They gonna quit today

a-xu

How have you and xie wang aren't suspended from the school yet bewilders me

me

Don't use weird looking big words with me cause I was about to say "I can photosymfasise with this"

Photosynphasise*

Photosynphasice*

a-xu

Photosynthesis

me

Shush I dont have autocorrect on

I want to figrue it out by myself

Photosynfasize

Photosinphasis

nvm I give up

r/ihadastroke

a-xu

A for effort

me

😔

Anyways I'm getting out of this shit

I think theres a motel thing close by

Imma go there cya babe

a-xu

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