me 7:14 pm

HI SRY FOR GHOSTING YOU FOR SO LONG

That gao guy took away my phone for half a day ugh

Lowkey might go trash his office later sometime......

Wyd btw

a-xu

Oh hello

I'm doing some homework

You?

me

Aw what a cute nerd

🤏 tinie

ANYWAYS

I just came back from dinner

The food here is disgusting I swear

I'm omw to my dorm rn

a-xu

Dorm?

me

OH I FORGOT I go to boarding school 👍

Literally twink city here LMAOOO everyone's gay..

(Except for that one token het couple aka my non blood related sister and some dumbass she decided to fall in love with)

(Ugh)

(She got 0 taste in men)

a-xu

I'm not sure how exactly I'm supposed to reply to that

me

😔

Not even a laugh

🥲

Idk how I'm supposed to talk to

OH WAIT MY FAVOURITE SONG JUST CAME ON WAIT LEMME JAM

a-xu

...I did and now I'm mad about it

What

me

SRY IT WAS MY FAVOURITE SONG

It was no rules by txt

Listen to it or else 🔪 /hj

(Stan txt)

a-xu

Oh I know txt

me

ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING

Idk how I'm supposed to talk to someone that has a sense of humour worse than a dead jellyfish

WAIT OMG

:00000

NO WAYYYYYY

YOU KNOW THEM??????

a-xu

Yeah, one of my (only) friends (around my age) really likes them

And I think their music isn't bad

I really liked the Eternity album actually

But most of their music is a bit too happy for my liking though

me

OMG U LIKE THEMMMMMMMMMM

(I'LL IGNORE YOU JUDGING ON THEM)

BUT YOU LIKE THEMMMMMM

KDLFSJFDLDFKJS

(ALSO WHY DONT YOU LIKE HAPPY SONGS ARE YOU #EMO #BROKEN #ITSNOTAPHASE)

Sry I just thought you, the guy whose "genz genes got lost" wouldn't like smth like kpop

Quoting ur mom

Zhou Zishu's POV

Well like yes but not as a joke|

Well like yes but|

Well like|

W|

a-xu

Yeah anyways

I have a sense of humour! It's just much drier than yours I guess

me

Literally the more you talk the more you sound like a 50 year old

a-xu

Ok then what

You want me to talk like you?

Istg- like :(((((( ur literally so mean 😔😔

me

Om g o d - DONT PLSD ONT YOU SOUDN SO- NOT YOU, IT HURTS MYBRAIN

a-xu

nOPE I love watching you suffer 😌

Imma type like this now hehehe

How is it tho- is it a good impression of u :>

👀👀

me

STAPH JDLFKJSSDKJFL

a-xu

Ok fine

I was getting sick of it anyways

Oh also I forgot to ask, how your friend just... covered the entire first floor with ketchup

Wait, no, actually maybe I don't want to hear

me

oH no you won't want to hear

I'll tell you anyways

You made me suffer through that impression of me.....

So

So basically bro got mad at what one of my friends said 💀 it was out of spite or smth

So mi n he n a few of my other friends were playing never have I ever but like the "I have" version and Da Wu (another one of ma fren) said, "do something kindof destructive to the school" which was directed to him and he completely took offence to it and the next night he went out and bought two of these HUGE ASS bottles of ketchup and basically sprayed painted the entirety of the first floor of the school 😭

a-xu

Wait but why does your headmaster always think it's you though

me

oh.

.

so

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

imayormaynothaveaccidentallylostaverymuchvenomoussnakeintheschoolbefore

andimayormaynothavefloodedtheschooltwice

mhm

a-xu

I... shouldn't have asked

me

Yeah prolly

Ok but like,, not to sound braggy or anything but I think we are like

Pretty popular

HELP WHY DO I SOUND LIKE A PICK ME GIRL

Basically. we loud so lots of ppl know us

yeah

*flips imaginary hair*

a-xu

Yeah sure you are

me

EXCUSE YOU

At least I don't text like a 50yo...

We are really cool ok everyone in this building fears us 🙄

a-xu

What do you mean by "we"?

me

Like

Ok so basically my friend group and xie wang's friend group??

Others know us as ghost valley and scorpions

Bruh we sound like gangs wtf 💀💀 i promise we arent

a-xu

I'm sure you're cool don't worry

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys actually were two gangs

me

So like I'm the "leader" of Ghost Valley

And Xie wang is the "leader" of scorpions

(We are just. the main "glue" friend basically)

Oh fun fact we sorta started off as enemies but then I was like "bro why not team up, we might get more popular" and he was like "great idea" and now we besties

a-xu

Wait, did you say Da Wu??

me

...Yeah?

Oh do u know him? :0

a-xu

I think? I'm friends with a Wu Xi and Jing Beiyuan if that helps

They are my only friends my age actually

me

OH???

Yea that's him

How am I not surprised that its jing beiyuan

He's such a nerd skjdflsj

How are you friends with Wu Xi tho... you do not sound similar LMAO

How even beiyuan and da wu even get together anyways- it's so 💀

ANYWAYS as I was saying

We are popular 

BUT

Not a lot. of us are cool

Like

Literally half of the scorpions are not cool at all

And that is including Xie Wang

Ok so maybe arguably?

He's KIND OF cool, like he's smart and knows how to get onto the good side of the teachers but he's like,, mean to me 😔

And always put all the blame on me when it comes to things he got in trouble for 🥲

But I still love him don't tell him tho

a-xu

I have no way of doing that

me

Also it's hilarious cause literally half the school has a crush on him but he's hitting on the chemistry teacher LMAOOO

His life be srsly a kdrama

And then there's gu xiang, shes literally like a little sister to me they're like COOL cool even though shes het but if we ignore that they're the absolute sweetest and is like SO pretty

Oh ya they also go by she/they pronouns

Most of the other people are not that cool tho so. 😔

a-xu

Rip I guess

Anyways how about you

As the judging personality type I need to make sure you are as cool as you say you are 

me

Me???-

I think this pic can explain for me

a-xu

Great, so you are the type to flex your LV pride collection

Some of us are broke you know

(I want to say you're not cool but I have to admit it you are I guess)

me

HELPDLKFJSLDJF THATS THE MOST UNBOOMER THING IVE HEARD FROM YOU SO FAR????

But as you can see, I am vv cool 🙄✋

"Lv pride col" that's actually so funny bye ToT

a-xu

I take back the "you are cool don't worry" 

Anyways, see? I'm funny sometimes

Also, it's getting late and I still have some work to do, I'll talk to you tomorrow

me

Why won't you stay up to talk to me :(( and its also 9 you have lots of time to finish ur hw

a-xu

I'm a boomer remember

Good night

me

Good night a-xuuuu

a-xu

I should have blocked you when I had the time

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me 9:08 PM

YO DAWU DO U KNOW A ZHOU ZISHU????

that himbo 😒

...Ya I do???

U know him??????

me

Ok so this morning I was trying to text Xie wang but it was the wrong number and it ended up being him?-

It's a small world ig

that himbo 😒

Oh damn

Fates onto smth I see

me

Like ikr

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT I CAME TO ASK do u have any pics of him I wanna know what he looks like 🥲

that himbo 😒

😃

I'M NOT A GODDAMN CREEP???? WHY TF WOULD I HAVE PICS OF HIM???????????????

me

BEIYUAN????????

that himbo 😒

YA I HAVE PICS OF BEIYUAN HE'S MY BF??????

me

NO BITCH- I MEAN LIKE WON'T HE HAVE PICS OF A-XU??????

that himbo 😒

OH-

UHHHH

PROB??? LEMME CHECK WITH HIM

OK SO HE ONE?? IT WAS FOR LIKE A MODELING CLASS/PROJECT THINGY

HERE

me

😳

HOLY SHT

THATS HIM?????

(fate fuckin loves me)

that himbo 😒

To this day I still don't know why beiyuan didn't choose me as the model 😔

me

(Prob cause someone looks 30 times better than u...)

that himbo 😒

BRUH

BITCH????

me

Beiyuan still loves ur ugly ass tho dw

that himbo 😒

FUCK YOU TOO

Maybe one day he'll like UR ugly ass

Ykw

For emotional damage, you now owe me $40

Pay up

me

NO WDYM I owe beiyuan enough money

I'm not paying you

that himbo 😒

Ur room is 3 down from mine anyways 🤷

Rightttt you still owe him 500......

Fine, you wont need to pay me

BUT

omg this is actually so funny

send zishu a pickup line

HELP I CANT EVEN IMAGINE HOW HE WOULD REACT LMAOOO

UHHHH lemme find one-

me

NO EW GROSS IM NOT SENDING NOBODY PICKUP LINES

that himbo 😒

"Are you one of dixie's songs? Cause I would never play you :)"

Then I'll make sure beiyuan tells the chemistry teacher about how you almost poisoned bai wuchang that one time

me

BLACKMAIL???$%!@*?($&?^)#?

OMFG FINE I WILL

Ngl that line is really smooth tho

that himbo 😒

Yeah I'll be waiting for the screenshots

me

🖕

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can we PLEASE talk about how fine zhang zhehan looks like- aaaAAAA