"Ma-manang Lucy?! What are you doing here?!"

I saw my older cousin under the door way with crazy hair and her clothes all crumpled and a bit tattered.

"He- *huff* Help! *huff* Riella *huff* has been *huff* kidnapped!"

"Huh? I'm right here Manang Lucy."

"H-huh?" She rubbed her eyes and saw me. Then she tackled me with a hug.

"RIELLA!!!!!!!!!!! AKALA KO NAKA KIDNAP KA!!!!!!!!!!"

(Translation: I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED!!!!!)

"Ma-manang! Air!" She let go of me and apologized, "how long have you been keeping this a secret?"

"Keeping what a secret?"

"You being in Hetalia?"

"Uhh......"

"I'm waiting." I crossed my arms.

Then another, well more like another group of people came in and guess what.

Its my relatives!

Just great!

(Note the sarcasm)

"WE HAVE TO FIND RIELLA!!!!!" I think my cousin Malia shouted.

"I'm right here." I waved and it was a bad idea because they all at once tackled me down at once.

"Yes I'm here I wasn't kidnaped now please..... GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!!!!"

They got off me and had guilty faces.

"Okay! Explain this!" I pointed at the countries and their faces was filled with more guilt.

"R-ri....... We um...."

"Does Riolo know about this?"

They all shook their heads an Riolo came from the group and he also had an angry face.

"Do you know anything about this sis?"

"Nope. But they have a lot of explaining to do bro."

He crossed his arms too.

Riolo is my twin brother but he was raised in Dumaguete in Negros Oriental while I was raised in Bacolod on Negros Occidental.

So his birth mark had the lower half darker.

"Okay first things first. Do all of you know about this?"

They all nodded except for me and Riolo.

"How long?" Riolo demanded.

"Ever since China started to trade with us..." Manang Lucy said.

"WHAT?! But thats like 2000 years ago?!"

"Remember that the countries are immortal Rio." I said to my brother.

"So that means we're like them too?"

"Something like that but we maybe look like a chibi back then."

"But how come we didn't know anything about this?" He asked.

"Manang Visayas?" We both said to our older sister.

(P: The "mom" she has been talking about is her care taker who is like a mother to her.)

She sighed, "we wanted to erase the accident that happen years ago because we didn't want you to be stressed out again and that accident almost wiped out your energy and your people almost died."

"The fuck? Manang we're 17 for inasal's sake!"

"Well technically older though." My twin said.

"Well at least I'm not the grandpa!" I stuck my tongue out at him.

"We're twins!"

"I'm 40 minutes younger than you!"

"Well at least I am older and I can boss you around!"

"Well at least I'm not named after a Pokèmon!"

"At least I'm the mature one." He crossed his arms.

I giggled.

"Manong is a lolo!" I yelled.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

(P: this conversation went actually on for hours)

"Just keep quiet you too! Can't we all just have the bloody meeting started!" England yelled.

"Fine." We both said and sat down.

"Good!"

"Now we got a new subject up though." America said, "I think we would like to find out what happened to the dude and duddette."

Manang Visayas stood up.

(P: This isn't related to the history of Negros)

"One day the twins had a fight over territories and they fought for months that almost caused the island to have massive earthquakes.

The earthquakes almost caused the death of thousands of people and making the twins worn out.

The twins almost died from fighting because their immortality depends on the both of them so if one twin dies so does the other and that would cause the islands to sink like Atlantis."

"So if we had fought and stayed there we would have been dead by now?"

"Yes."

"That would be bad."

"Obviously Captain Obvious."

"Shut up Pokèmon."

"Stop fighting!!! The news just turned on and the whole island of Negros is having an earthquake!"

We both stayed quiet.

Then China raised his hand.

"What if they had a fight with another person or country? Will the other half of the island have an earthquake?" He asked.

"No. Its only the twins." Manang Visayas answered back.

"We're hungry!" Riolo and I whined.

"But its not even lunch yet!" Manang Siquijor said.

(P: Kids don't act like this at home.)

Riolo and I turned our backs and turned back in front of them with smiles and dark auras almost reaching Russia's level of scariness.

"Manang...." I said in a scary voice.

"Siquijor......" My twin said in a scary voice too.

"We're hungry....."

"And can you cook us food?"

"Because you make us yummy inasal right?" We said in harmony.

We both showed our sharpened bolos and kitchen knives behind our back with a barbecue stick and the bamboo stick used for making lechon baboy.

"Okay I'm gonna buy chicken and a whole boar now!" She ran out of the room with her wallet.

We returned back to our normal selves and faced the group.

"Lunch will be ready in 2

hours!" We announced.

The countries had a very shock looks on their faces.

But Russia had a smile in his face but this time now aura sensed.

"Welp! We'll explain why we're like this later so for now lets set up the dining room for lunch shall we?" Riolo said.

They all nodded and ran out of the room with scared faces.

"Well this is going to be fun right brother dear?" I said in a playful voice.

"Thats right sister dear." he answered back.

Countries! Get ready to see the twin version of Russia!

I DON'T KNOW HOW BEING THE TWIN VERSION OF RUSSIA WILL BE PART OF TGE STORY BUT THIS WAS HAUNTING MY MIND SINCE THE END OF MAY SO YEAH ITS LIKE A RANDOM DECISION TO PUT THIS UP.

-PUMPKIN