Umi's POV

A few weeks later

I lay on a grassy hill with an arm over my eyes. 

"Why is everyone so stressed lately?"

I listen to the conversation between a few villagers.

"The sister of Naruto is getting married."

"Really? You know, she is pretty, Lady Ami is really cool as well, she and her students babysit my kids once a week, the kids seem to love her."

"Really? You know, I never knew Naruto had a sister before the war. She just suddenly showed up, I didn't trust her at first, but she seemed nice, so everyone in the village grew to love her."

"I wonder what she's up too right now."

"She's slacking off, look down there." I recognize that voice and I sit up with a smile to look at Haru.

"Oh Haru, must you call it slacking off? Its good to relax." I ask him as he walks down the hill to look at me.

"Your wedding is in a couple days, you should be busy preparing." Haru says to me.

"Your no fun Haru, just like Kakashi, I wonder if you two are related some how. I've finished preparing everything I can do, Kiba's almost done and this is our meeting spot." I say to Haru.

"AMI!"

I look over to see Kiba tripping on his face and rolling down the hill, landing beside me while I just giggle at the klutziness me and Kiba share.

"You ok Kiba?" I ask and Kiba blushes embarrassed as he sits up.

"I'm fine, I just saw what you and the others did with the field, it looks amazing." Kiba says with a grin.

"Really?" Haru asks and Kiba nods.

"Well what can I say, I'm not a slacker like you think Haru." I say to him.

"Nope, your just lazy, but your productive." Kiba says to me with a smile.

"Yeah right, she leaves me and the others to prank people, what kind of training is that?" Haru asks.

I raise an eyebrow amused. "You should know by now, there's a lot of stuff that goes into one prank, the place, the victim, what type of prank, you have to make estimated guesses if the prank will work, it sharpens your mind, you also have to be quick to not be seen after the prank has been set up, you have to be stealthy if you want to watch the prank, but it also has to be fun for the victim, you don't want them mad at you for something bad." I say to Haru and he falls.

"THAT'S NOT TRAINING! THAT'S JUST BEING A FOOL!" Haru yells at me and I laugh while Kiba watches amused.

"Fine, you want real training? Try guessing my moves when I'm running from you in a game of tag, this village is big and there are many places where I can fool you, you have to be quick to guess which way I'm gonna go and use that as your advantage to try and get me, but, you always have to be aware that I'm fast, even faster than the Fourth Hokage." I say to Haru and I get up.

"Tag? Are you serious?" Haru asks annoyed. "Do you have the time to play around? I think not." Haru says annoyed.

"Its called analyzing your opponent, something I often do on missions." I say to him and I flick him in the forehead. "Tag, your it." I say and I run up the hill with ease.

"WHAT!" Haru yells and chases me.

"I've never been beaten before, good luck Haru." I say back with a grin as I run through the streets.

Haru should figure this out, but if not, I can always put him into doing more pranks.

'Why do you play?'

I'm not, I'm teaching, of course, this isn't traditional methods like everyone else does, this is my own way.

I run past Sakura and she grabs my arm, but I take her with me from the force of my running.

"WHAT?" Sakura yells shocked.

"I'm teaching Haru how to analyze his opponent through a game of tag." I say to her.

"You have such a weird way of teaching Ami." Sakura says as she runs next to me and we talk about the wedding as we run. "Your dress fitting is in two hours, me and Ino will be helping you." Sakura says to me.

"Your kidding, I thought I had more time." I say to her shocked and I dodge people.

"I'm not kidding, me and Ino will be waiting at Ino's Flower Shop." Sakura says to me and I nod as she slows to a walk.

I take a few short cuts through the alley and I see Haru finally starting to memorize my patterns, so I shake it up a little and run through the main streets while his face gets confused, he still follows me and after a little while, he realizes we went in one huge circle.

So, he's finally getting it.

I smirk to myself and I branch off from the circle and I go all the way around Konoha, basically keeping Haru guessing my next move and finally he see's my pattern and jumps down in front of me and I jump back, but he has a clone behind me, actually, clones all around me.

"Good job Haru, but, always keep in mind of my speed and agility." I say and I jump up onto the roof and I continue running.

Haru notices all my movements and he intercepts me and tags me. "Got you." Haru says with a smirk.

I smile proudly. "Well? What did you learn?" I ask him.

Haru grumbles. "My mind got sharper with the pranks, so it was easier to analyze your movements, the way you run, the paths you took, it led us all the way through the village, you went in a circle the first time and branched off and ran around the entire village. I figured out which way you were going by your body movements, I was able to intercept you while keeping in mind that your agility could have countered every movement I made, but one." Haru says to me, slightly annoyed that my method worked.

I jump off the roof. "Well, I'm gonna be late if I don't get to my dress fitting right now." I say and I run down the streets and I get to the flower shop and I pant outside the door. "Oh damn, I did so much running." I say and walk in.

"Ami! Your early by 5 minutes, do you want some water? Sakura told me what you were doing." Ino asks me.

Time Skip to the Last Day of Fall

I pace back and forth in a room.

What do I do, this is so nerve racking.

'Calm down?'

I can't, this is the most special day of my life, I just hope everything goes well.

'You need to sit and relax a bit, take a shower.'

Fine, that might help.

I shower and then blow dry my hair as Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Chey and Temari get in the room.

"Come on, we only have about 3 hours." Temari says to us and I finish.

They help me into my wedding dress and I worry.

"Stop that." Temari orders me.

I take a deep breath while Hinata places a hand on my shoulder.

"I know what this feels like, don't worry, Kiba loves you more than the world, I know him, he was my teammate from when we were Genin." Hinata says to me with a smile.

"Ok." I say, slightly less worried.

Ino does my hair into a thick braid while Sakura does my make up and Temari, she barks orders.

"Ok, you guys should get ready." I say once I'm done and they get ready.

"Ok, its almost time." Temari says to us and I get a really nervous feeling.

I put on a pair of white one inch heeled sandals, that are covered by my dress.

"Ok, is everyone ready?" Ino asks in a cheerful voice.

"I don't know, Ami looks like she's about to break." Chey says as she looks at me.

"Ami, its ok to be nervous, but, you have to get your act together and walk down that aisle with a smile." Temari says and I raise an eyebrow, expecting a order after. "Now, girls, its time to go, move it." Temari says and we walk out with me in the back.

I wait at the end of the aisle next to Uncle.

"You look beautiful." Uncle says with a smirk and I smile at him.

"Thanks Uncle, it means a lot that your doing this." I say to him and he nearly starts crying as he walks me down the aisle, while Kiba's jaw is open slightly from the look of me.

Uncle sits down after I'm next to Kiba and me and Kiba look at each other, our nervousness fading away.

"You look beautiful, as always." Kiba says to me with a smile.

"And you look handsome, just, why is your hair combed down." I say and I mess his hair up a bit, making a lot of people laugh.

"Thanks." Kiba says to me and I smile at him.

"No problem." I say and we turn to Kakashi as he smiles at us.

To the reception time.

"Kiba, do I have to dress up any more than this, after today?" I ask as we walk to the reception with my hand in his.

"I don't think so, you'll have to dress up for everyone else's weddings, but you won't get anymore dressed up than this." Kiba says to me and I still see some parts of his hair combed down and I make his hair look like normal Kiba hair, wild. "Naruto combed my hair down, he said it would make me look more handsome."

"Well I for one, like your hair when its messy." I say and we sit down.

"Your so lucky Ami, your gonna get laid before me." Chey says to me and my face turns red along with Kiba's. "Oh come on, you can't stay virgins forever, I would have thought you guys talked about this before." Chey says to us.

"W-We have, we just don't like to bring it up in public." I say and Chey laughs.

"Alright, alright. I won't talk about that to you until after." Chey says with a smile and then pulls me and Kiba over to the photo area. "Now, time for pictures." Chey says with a grin and Temari and her stand next to me while Shino and Shikamaru stand next to Kiba and me and Kiba stand in the middle.

"Pictures?" I ask.

"What a drag." Shikamaru says to us and I smile amused.

"Yeah, I have to agree." Temari says to him.

Me and Kiba and the rest take two pictures together and then me and Kiba take a few pictures, then me and my bridesmaids plus Maid of Honor Temari, take a couple pictures and Kiba and his groomsmen plus Best Man Shino, take a few pictures, then the bridesmaids, the maid of honor, the groomsmen and the best man, take a few photo's and after that, we're done.

Me and Kiba look at each other and then nod. "Run." Me and Kiba say in unison and start running.

"GET BACK HERE!" Chey and Temari yell at us.

I smile at Kiba and he grins back.

"Good idea." Shikamaru says lazily and Shino nods in agreement.

Me and Kiba run out of the reception area while everyone watches us, unsure of what to say.

"GET BACK HERE!" A few people yell.

"AMI!" Uncle, Naruto, and Tsume yell.

"KIBA!" Sakura, Ino, and Kurenai yell.

I wave to them as I run. "BYE!"

"DON'T YOU DARE RUIN THAT DRESS!" Temari, Sakura, Ten-Ten and Chey yell at me.

I roll my eyes. "I'm not that klutzy." I say and me and Kiba run through town while everyone just looks at us.

"Runaway Bride and Groom!" Some villagers yell.

"I, uh, ok." We say, unsure of how to respond to that.

We run to the gates and Izumo hands me my bag while Kotesu hands Kiba his.

"Good luck on your honeymoon." The two say with a smile as they wave.

"Thanks." We say and continue running.

"Should we have changed first?" I ask as I hold my dress up a bit so I don't trip on it.

"I mean, I can always take off my coat, but it's the last day of fall." Kiba says to me.

I shrug. "So long as I don't trip, I'm fine." I say to him.

"We could stop at the next town so we can change into more appropriate clothing, or at least get your jacket out." Kiba says to me.

"Wait, where are we going in the first place?" I ask him.

"To a place where we can be alone, but have fun, it's a town called, Honeymoon Central." Kiba says to me.

I raise an eyebrow. "Never heard of it." I say and once we get to the next town, I get my gray jacket out and I put it on.

"I feel like we're being watched." Kiba says as people stare at us.

I raise an eyebrow. "No, shit, really?" I ask sarcastically.

"You don't have to be so sarcastic about it." Kiba says to me and I take his hand after I grab my bag.

"Lets continue, we look stupid, they're probably wonder if the bride chose one of the groomsmen over the groom and they ran away together." I say to Kiba and his lips twitch into a smirk. "Which by the way, is very possible if I wasn't as loyal as you, and I love you to pieces." I say Kiba and we continue running.

We get to Honeymoon Central and we see a lot of newly weds there.

"Holy mother fucking shit, this place, Kiba, why, this is way too, sappy for us." I say to Kiba who laughs.

"Not really, come on, lets go to our mini apartment that I'm renting for the week." Kiba says to me and I hold his hand as we walk, clearly weirded out by everyone, so I keep one step behind Kiba.

We get to apartment and we look at each other.

"So, what do you want to do?" I ask him and he looks me up and down.

"Should we wait for the last day or?" Kiba asks me.

"I don't know, but I'm kind of hungry, we didn't get to eat before we left." I say and Kiba nods in agreement.

I make us dinner while I can feel, hunger and tiredness coming off Kiba. Once I finish I serve our food and I sit down.

"Thank you Ami." Kiba says with a grin and I smile at him and we eat, after we eat, we change into our pajama's and fall asleep, since we did a lot of running and the stress of getting the wedding ready, is finally over.

"Damn, they're out cold."

I unnoticeably grab a kunai out from under my pillow, I'm a light sleeper outside the Hidden Leaf or the Hidden Cloud.

"That chick is cute."

"Hmm, you know, we could just wake them up now and get our fun over with."

"That sounds like a plan."

I appear in front of the two as I hold them to the wall with my arm across their necks as a dark aura emits from me. "Who are you trespassers? If you didn't notice, me and my husband are trying to sleep from our journey here." I ask them in a calm tone.

"Ah, your a kunoichi, I thought you looked familiar, your Lady Ami of the Hidden Cloud." The woman says to me.

"That's where your wrong, I'm Ami Uzumaki-Namikaze-Inuzuka, of the Hidden Leaf." I say to her and she smirks.

"Fine, Lady Ami of the Hidden Leaf." She says to me and I look at them as Kiba stirs slightly. 

I glance at him before I push harder against the two throats. "Who are you?" I ask in a quieter tone.

"Ami, those two were gonna help us get ready for the night, but we fell asleep." Kiba says half asleep and my eye twitches.

"You didn't bother telling me that we were gonna have people coming?" I ask him.

"It slipped my mind, you've been around Ma and Hana too much." Kiba says nervously and I let the two go while setting the kunai on the desk.

"Come on Lady Ami of the Hidden Leaf, I have a special gown for you tonight." The woman says with a smirk as she holds up a small bag and pushes me into the bathroom. "That man will love you more tonight after you wear this." She says as she holds up a black lingerie dress that only goes to my hips an a pair of black lacy panties.

"Y-Your kidding." I say nervously.

"Nope, now, put it on." The woman says to me and I nervously put the lingerie and panties on. "She's ready, well, almost." The woman takes the hair tie out of my hair that was keeping my hair in a braid and she undoes my braid. "Now she's ready." The woman says and pushes me out.

"Oh, my, Kami." Kiba says, his face red, but I feel lust coming from him. I look him up and down, only to see him in boxers and my face gets really red.

"Our work here is done." The woman says and the two leave, leaving me and Kiba here alone.

"I-I wasn't expecting this." I say as I rub my arm nervously and then Kiba's animal senses take over and he takes me to the bed where we have fun for the night, adult fun.
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