This chapter is me being wise like the wise I am. Heh.

MillieTheWolf888 time for the motivational speaking XD

(btw I stole some of these off google... :3)

1. Time waster
Sometimes when I'm in my room, I decide to think about some things I hand't thought about before. This ends up in things like,
"Why is (blank) called (blank)?"
"What is time?"
And "How was life created?"
These questions haunt us into questioning the unqueationable. They have no answers. (blank) is called (blank) because--. Time is--. Life was created by--. We can't answer them. Nobody can. So what's the point in thinking about it when it'll just waste your time?

2. Shower thoughts
Have you ever been in the shower and your brain decides to open up new thoughts that you don't want to hear? Like,
"Why is the earth round?"
"What is gold made of?"
"How is Donald Trump winning?" (pfff)
Answers. Right here. Right now.
The earth is round because scientific discoveries have found clues to why the world is spherical. Those answers may include landforms shaping, wheather changes, and other things like global warming and earthquakes. They shape our world into what it is now.
Gold is made of different types of chemicals that create the shape and color of gold. They can be tested to tell what kind of chemicals are in gold to make it gold, but I'llbleave google to that part. I'm a human being. Or am I? (I am pff)
Donald Trump is winning because...uh...because...I...I uh...I don't actually know why. Sorry. (CUZ HES A D^CK AND PEOPLE LIKE D^CKS)

If you want me to start saying more inspirational things, go ahead and tell me in the comments. If I can type all of this on my phone with my already sore thumbs, then you can comment a scentence. Gawd.