The restaurant was in flames, Tabi was laughing, Boyfriend still stood ready to protect his girlfriend who was on the floor shaking beside him. Hank was supposedly dead and someone was enjoying it all too much.

Tricky: AHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I would try a bite out of Hank but I fear he might be overcooked.......AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Both BF and GF were covered in marks from the explosion and were in fear from Tabi who had gone insane.

BF: N-No...Hank!

GF: N-No you can't be...Hank you can't be dead

Tabi: Don't be so stupid, of course he is dead. He was near the explosion so there is no way he can live after that. Remember this Girlfriend, he died because of your actions from the past.

BF: I don't believe it! You're lying!

Tabi ignores him and approaches the two with his knife while BF was panicking and GF was in slight tears that from what Tabi said. She begun to quietly apologise to Hank for getting him killed.

As Tabi gets ready to kill, a bullet rings out and catches Tabi in his left horn, breaking it off. He steps back a bit from the impact of the bullet as it was trigger than most firearms.

Tabi: Gah! Who did that?!

Hank: Me bitch

Everyone looked at one of the walls of flames to see a figure stepping out with a handcannon. That figure was none other than Hank Fucking Wimbleton.

His outfit was slightly damaged and burnt while his mask was cracked a bit with one of the red visors being completely shattered, exposing his furious burning red eye.

BF: Alright he is alive!

GF: Oh thank goodness! B-But he doesn't look good

Hank's POV

Tabi: Okay how the hell are you alive?! Ah no matter I will kill you as well!

Hank: Please the clown has better jokes than you and he can actually back them up.

I throw one of my knives at Tabi who goes to block it but my throw was so hard it ricochet off Tabi's knife and into his skull. He screeched in pain and takes it out, I quickly drop kick him and take out my sword.

We clash for a bit around the restaurant as Tabi tries his best to get a hit but his technique was horrible compared to mine. I took it easy not because of my injuries but because I pity him.

He tries to slash me but I knock it out of his hand and kicked him to the ground, winning the fight. He gets up but I just kick him through the window, BF and GF sigh in relief that it was over but I knew it wasn't. The fire was still spreading so I grabbed the two and jumped through another window with the clown following behind.

Hank: Fuck that was too close

BF: Y-Yeah it was, let's go to my house

Hank: Yeah okay, come on clown!

Tricky: Alright Alright I know!

I went to the kid's house with him and Girlfriend still in my arms, I kicked the door open and went to the living room and set the two down while Tricky mutters "poor door".

BF: Alright thanks Ha-Oh my god!

Hank: What?

GF: You're bleeding in some places!

Hank: I am? Ah I'm fine don't worry

Alice: Who's bleeding? Oh my God what happened to all of you? Especially you Hank!

Then Michael, Khole and Kaity walk in to see what was going on and were shocked.

Khloe: Little bro are you okay?!

Kaity: Girlfriend you're all hurt! Especially Hank!

Michael: Well Tricky is fine

Tricky: I'm always fine!

Hank: Why are you all so worried?

Alice: Hank please take off your mask, it's bad to have it on

Hank: Fine *takes it off* clown heal me

Tricky: You got Hanky!

Hank: I hate you

The clown returns me to my peak condition as I look at everyone to reassure that I'm fine. For some reason the girl's faces were red while Michael's jaw was dropped.

Hank: What?

Michael: You look like that?! That's an amazing look for you Hank!

Alice: I have to agree, you're very h-handsome

Khloe: K-Kaity wasn't wrong about how you look

Kaity: Of course, I can stare into his eyes forever~

GF: K-Kaity, don't say that! *mutters* although you're not wrong

Alice: So...what happened?

BF: I'll explain *explains the whole Tabi situation*

Alice: Ara Ara! Hank are you okay?

Khloe: How did you survive?!

GF: I want to know as well! When we were at the war zone you were shot dead by soldiers and now you were caught in explosions yet you are still here?

Everyone but GF, BF and Tricky: WHAT?!

Kaity: How are you even alive?!

Hank: I can't tell you now but I'll tell you another time. I promise

Alice: Okay I trust you for now, but you have to tell us one day. Let's go to sleep now, it is late

GF: Bye everyone, I'm going home now

She leaves while the kid and his family go to bed, leaving me and the clown in the living room.

Tricky:.....You definitely does during that explosion

Hank: *puts hood and mask on* I know

I can't but think about what that Tabi guy had said. Was it true? I'm not sure anymore, he sounded like he was in pain, maybe....maybe I need to be wary. I'll keep watch and see what happens.

The next day, I was enjoying a good dream about a killing a Mag Agent with a blender when the kid woke me up. Before I could end his life there, he told me and that him and GF were going on a walk through a forest and asked me if I want to come.

Hank: Fine

BF: Great! Oh and Tricky is coming too

Hank: FUC-!

We went to this forest that had a church nearby, after am hour the two lovers needed the bathroom so we went to the church. People always asked why I don't go to church....well......I should get banned immediately and you know it.

We open the doors to find no one except this nun with pink hair....she kind of looks like ice cream.

Sarvente: Oh guests! My name is Sarvente, are you here to join the church?

BF: Oh no we just need the bathroom

Sarvente: Oh no worries I can allow that but you should really join

GF: Ummm

Hank: They will think about it while in the bathroom

Sarvente: That is fine, it's the door on my right

The two of them went and left me with the clown and the persistent nun, I closed my eyes and waited for them so when they finished I muttered finally and thought we can go but Sarvente tried one more to ask us to join but again they refused.

There must be no one else than herself and maybe one person so I get what she is desperate. She looks at me and notices something, oh wow it looks like I'm going to get banned without joining, that's going to be a new record.

Sarvente: Excuse me sir, can you please take off your hood and mask, it's to show respect in the church

Hank: What? What about the clown-oh he has already done it. Ahh!

GF. Hank please, just until we can leave

Hank: Oh god dammit it fine, I better find something to kill later on

I pulled down my hood and took off my mask to uncover my face as Girlfriend's face went red before shaking it away, I didnt know you can do that. Then Sarvente's face went red aswell.

Sarvente: O-Oh my you look really handsome, your face must be a gift from God himself

Hank: If that is true then I won't know why God would even bother doing that for me

Sarvente: Oh nonsense Mr Hank, why would God not do that?

Hank: He wouldn't if he saw what I have done in Nevada alone

This gave her, BF and GF a cold chikk dome their spines as they shivered a bit while the clown just frowns at me.

Tricky: Stop being so edgy Hank!

Hank: Am I wrong though?

Tricky: True, you and me did some heinous ass shit back in Nevada

BF: W-W-What did you two do?

Both: What didn't we do?

Sarvente: Hank was it? Why don't you join the church?

Hank: I have no reason to do it

Sarvente: Well you can repent for whatever sins you have committed

Hank: I'm too late to be saved now, I'll probably go to hell and try to kill the devil himself.

Sarvente: I don't think so, I still think you have a chance. Come, join the church. You can have a battle between voices to decided if you don't want to

BF: Okay I accept!

I sigh and sit down on a nearby chair and wait for the kid to finish his up. When he won, Sarvente was a bit frustrated that she lost so I decided to give her some motivation.

Hank: Look don't be disappointed, you have got talent and a beautiful singing voice

Sarvente: *blushes* O-Oh thank you so much

GF: Is Hank...flirting? Is this to help us escape?

Tricky: Hah! No! Hank isn't like that because he is too dense! He is an insane menace like myself except his madness has removed the emotion of love completely!

GF: Aww that's adorable! He is innocent! W-Well not innocent, dense I mean.

Sarvente: Again, thank you Hank. Now for my next song!