???: Madness Mode initiated

I felt an increase in my strength, I felt different and I had the urge to end someones life. No better time to test out this change on my victims.

Soldier: Shoot him down!

I shoot that soldier dead and stare at the soldiers who flinched at my look. Even though I had my mask on, they can feel the intense stare that I am giving them. The red visors in my mask lit up a bit which increased the fear in their eyes.

I slowly begin to unsheathe my weird which they saw so they aimed at me as a warning.

Solider: S-Stop that right now! Or we will shoot!

Hank:......No

As soon as I unsheathe my sword they were dead and I was behind them. While the kid was rapping I was slaughtering many soldiers. Even the clown showed no mercy, taking out the tanks. He even took over one and used it against his enemies.

Tankman: Those two are so brutal!

BF: Don't you lose focus!

Tankman: Ah shut it kid I know what I'm doing.

It took me 50 soldiers to kill before they finally realised that they were all fuel to build my madness. They were full of fear and begun to run away but were not given a chance at all as I guned them down and slashed them in half.

A group of them were quivering infront of me so I pull down my hood and take off my mask to show them my face.

Huh so it changed? Interesting.

Oh well! Back to the genocide!

As I slaughter more of them I thought to myself on how exceptionally high my bloodlust was. It has never been this high in any moment I had. I even got a memory of when the orignal Hank slaughtered many agents during his chase after Tricky when he revived him.

(Basically Madness Combat 6 Antipathy)

It must've been like that time. I stabbed a soldier and flung him across for Tricky to smash back to the ground with his stop sign. He smacked one in the air for me to shoot through the head. I'd never thought I see the day where I would make a good duo with him.

Ah who cares! I'm having the time of my life right now! I now don't regret coming here at all! I put my hood and mask back and continue my slaugterfest.

Tankman: Ah damn looks like I lost, well you four can go now I guess I mean what am i going to do?

The clown stopped but I didn't....I wanted more blood....more....More.

???: Kill...kill....kill....KILL!

Hank/???: KILL!

GF: Hank?

I felt someone tap me so I looked behind to see that it was Girlfriend. Just like that all of the madness and insane thoughts faded.

Hank: Huh? What happened?

GF: Oh you know, you and Tricky took out the Army

I look around and saw that there was a lot of bodies. Huh I guess I did go overboard, ah well it was fun while it lasted.

Voice: Madness Achieved. Kill count: 250

250? Well that ain't that bad. The four of us leave and go back to the kid's house, I cleaned the blood from my sword and outfit and then was told by BF and GF to follow them somewhere. Like always the clown followed.

We go down this alleyways where we found ourselves face to face with a....what even is he?

Hank: The size of what that explosion would be, could it get rid of the clown?

Tricky: Hey!

Hank: Probably not

BF: Whitty!

Whitty: Hmm? Oh great it's you. What do you want?

BF: Come on you know what time it is!

Whitty: Boyfriend I don't have time for this, just leave me alone. I don't want to go looking for trouble

BF: Come on just this once!

Whitty: Gah! Fine!

BF: Yes!

Hank: Kid you shouldn't force someone to rap battle you.

But I was ignored as he went to begin the first song while Girlfriend went to stand at the side with a miniature boom box, swaying her head to the side in time with the beat. I just sigh and watch on until the first song ended.

Whitty: There I'm done! Now can you go?!

BF: How about one more?

I know I shouldn't be bothered by this, I'm Hank Fucking Wimbleton. But I know that in this situation the kid is in the wrong here. I would've stopped him but I think he should learn from his mistakes.

When the second song ends, Whitty throws his microphone to the ground and screeched loudly. He distorted the area around us a bit which was surprising. It wasn't as big as the clowns but it was still impressive.

Whitty: That's it! I had enough! You want a challenge? I'll give you one!

BF: Okay maybe I should've not done this!

Tricky: Don't worry midget! I've got this!

Hank: What the hell are you going to do? Are you actually going to-? Oh my god you are

Tricky: Of course! I now know how to do this!

Hank: *frowns* This is going to be annoying

After....whatever the fuck I just witnessed, I apologised to Whitty for BF being an idiot and left with these three idiots. When we go home I look at BF through my mask visors and I know he can feel my hardened gaze.

Hank: Okay so what did we learn?

BF: Don't bother people for rap battles?

Hank: Exactly

A few days later, Girlfriend decided to invite Boyfriend to a restaurant. She told us to come as well, especially me for specific reasons. When we met up I asked her about it.

GF: Well Hank....I heard you haven't eaten at all since coming to this world! So as a good friend I will make sure you will eat something!

Hank:....Fine, so why here?

GF: Well my uncle invited me so I decided to bring the three of you with me ^_^

We went inside as GF booked two tables, one for her and the kid and the other for me and......*sighs* the clown. This is going to be a long one, we sat down and waited for our orders that GF made.

Hank: I don't feel like eating so forget about me

GF: No! You will eat Hank! I'm worried for your health!

Hank: I got pestered with bullets the other day and this is what makes you worried for my health?

GF: Just eat, please. Tricky has eaten at least but you haven't touched any food at all from what I heard from BF's mother. When was the last time you ate?!

Hank:...Don't worry, what did you get me anyway?

GF: Oh I got you lasagna! They make it really good here! Anyways I need to go to the bathroom so I will see you soon

When she leaves I looked at the plate of lasagna and thought of what she said. When was the last time I have eaten at all? I can't remember when, I was too busy being a mercenary that I had forgotten the taste of food.

(Poor Hank, he needs a hug and a break so he can eat :( ]

BF wanted to escort GF to the bathroom so he went as well. While they did, I took off my hood and mask. I placed my mask on the table and took a bite out of the lasagna. It was actually really nice despite the damn clown eating loudly opposite me.

GF: Tabi?!

Me and Tricky look to see that there was a man with a skull head and a hat

Tricky: Hey is his head floating?

Hank: Huh it is, what the hell is he?

Tabi: So we finally meet after one year of hiding

GF: Oh no

Tabi: Wait who are you?

BF: I'm Boyfriend

Tabi: So you already started dating another guy, yet another victim?

GF: W-Wait Tabi!

Tabi: *ignores her* Listen dude, this is my battle not yours. Just let me end this, leave!

BF: No! Why would I? I don't even know you!

Tabi: You do realise that she is just using you right?

Hank: Hnn something is right

The two went to rap battle in the middle of the restaurant as people watched with excitement. So this Tabi guy comes in here and accuses GF of....using her? I'm gonna need more evidence.

They begun their first song and I can tell that it was very intense. For the first time during a song, both of them had worried and tense faces. When it ended, this Tabi guy was frustrated.

Tabi: Ghh, how do you not understand? That she is just using you for her own success! Like she used me once, now look who I am. Just a floating skull in an invisible body, I've lost everything!

BF: I understand that you're in pain, but I can't believe you

Tabi: This is your last chance to leave, I won't stop until I get my hands on that little brat! Leave now or face the consequences!

BF: I...I won't leave!

Tabi: Very well then, I didn't want it to end this way, but. I guess I will just have to kill the both of you!

The second song begins so I went to the side to get a closer look. If things were to get bad then I will have to resort to violence. For some reason I got this uneasy feeling but I didn't know what it was. Meanwhile the clown was just eating and that bastard ate the rest of my lasagna!

What the hell?! I only got 2 bites!

Wait? What's that beeping noise? It was so quiet that it was hard to pinpoint it's location. I'll ignore it for now because it seems like the song is almost over. When it did end, Tabi begun to laugh.

Tabi: Hahahaha

BF: Why are you laughing?

GF: T-Tabi?

Hank: I don't like this

Tricky: Eh *continues to eat Hank's food*

I was going to reach for my handcannon when suddenly Tabi pulled out a remote device...wait....remote device, the laughter.....the beeping.

Did he place explosives?!

Hank: You two get down!

Both: W-What?

I tried to escape from where I was but was too late as Tabi had pressed the button, detonating the explosives around us with two of them being right near me.

I am engulfed in those explosions and hear two voices call for my name and the damn laughter of that clown.

(It's nice, cool and wholesome to see Hank as a guardian for BF and GF)