Wuz good homies?
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Ruby: D.....Do you remember when I said that I liked someone?

Hank: Yeah, it's not CJ, right?

Ruby: No, it's.....it's you....

Hank: You like me? In the lovey way?

Ruby: I do....we've known each other for a while now, and you're one of the few people who would always help me and give me advice.

Hank: Alright.....you want a kiss?

Ruby: Yes please

Ruby comes over to me, and kisses me one time before her face went mad red.

Ruby: T-That was my first kiss!

Hank: You'll get used to them. Unlike myself. Now, let's go back

We walk up the hill, and I had to pick up Ruby, placing her on back due to the fact that she couldn't climb up. Once we reached the top, we walk through the broken window, just as Searest and Girlfriend began to clean up the glass.

Tabi: Ah, they're back

Mearest: Good, damn bear broke my windows.....two of them!

Sakuroma: Aww, Ruby is so lucky! I want to be picked up by Hank!

Hank: I'm only doing this because she helped me out

Ayana: Which was dangerous

Kasetto: We tried to stop her, but she was confident to go outside and help you

Hank: Hah, you hear that? Confident

Ruby: Mmm hmm.

Agoti: So did you kill the bear thing?

Hank: Nah he got away

Tricky: Hah! If it was me, I would've killed him by now!

Hank: Then why didn't you jump in?

Tricky: I was too busy getting the glass out of my damn chocolate milk!

Agoti: Truly a big sacrifice

Sky: Is it?

Both: YES!

Sky: O-Okay ._.

Searest: Oh yeah, everyone knows we're a thing now. I kind of told them when you were busy fighting that thing

Mearest: And I approve

GF: My approval is more important.

Hank: Oh, that's great and all. But Ruby also confessed to me

Everyone: WHAT?!

Searest: Ruby, you sly girl~. Now we know why you really went out there~

Ruby begins to hide her face into my back, embarrassed at the surprised reactions from everyone and Searest's teasing.

Ruby: N-No it isn't like that!

Hank: [Sighs] It seems like we still need work on some things, Ruby.
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A week had passed since that little party, and I've been on the lookout for Flippy and anyone else. So far, nothing. It makes sense, he wants to stay on the low and jump me when I least expect it.

The jokes on him though because I'll be ready every second of the day. Right now, I was on top of a building with Deimos besides me as we scouted out the town for any suspicious movements.

Doc and Sanford were back at the base, using the cameras to back us up....but so far, silence.

Deimos: You know, normally I would say that it shouldn't be this hard to find a green fucking bear with a glock. But in this world, everyone is colourful

Hank: Yeah, for all we know, we could see his albino cousin who is a different shade of green, and then accidentally kill him

Deimos: There are no accidents

Hank: Cept for you

Deimos: Damn!

Sanford: [Over Comms] Damn! You didn't have to do him like that!

Deimos: I....kinda setted myself up with that one

Hank: Alright, let's go down now. Nothing is going to happen today

Deimos: Say less, I need me some chicken

We both climb down from the outside of the building and prepare to make our way back, then I heard someone call my name and see that it was Caine sitting on a park bench across the street.

Hank: Deimos, you head on back. I'm going to speak to Caine.

Deimos: Coolio, tell him I said hi!

Deimos walks back with his sniper on his back, I cross the road and walk into the park, the same one that I got jumped by Lord X and his Furry Fuckers. Caine pats the seat next to him with his hand, so I sit down while he takes a sip of his coffee.

I mean, I prefer bleach but it's all a matter of opinion.

Caine: Hank, it's been a while.

Hank: It definitely has. What you've been up to?

Caine: Oh you know, the business that's all. Oh, and I've been hearing about all of your little mishaps

Hank: I wouldn't call it mishaps, they shouldn't be my problem, but they decided to become my problem. That's why one of them is dead

Caine: Really now? That's nice to hear, Hank. I heard many rumours about these things, and they sounded difficult

Hank: What? You thought Yellow Pinocchio and a green build-a-bear was going to stop me?

Caine: Haha, no, no. Not at all, who's going to stop you at the end of the day when all you do is fight until your enemy doesn't exist.

Hank: It's truly a simple life

Caine: Talking about the simple life, I met this really nice girl the other day, and I've been seeing her frequently

Hank: At your old age? Damn, fair play

Caine: Yes, yes, lovely girl. You would like her, but she is mine, so keep your hands off

Hank: What's this? The wise old man wanting to assert dominance?

Caine: Some of us need an opportunity, Hank. But it's hard when you keep sliding in and stealing it all

Hank: Yeah that's true, even though it's not on me most of the time. You don't have to worry Caine, she is all yours

Caine: Haha, thank you, thank you.....hey, you know, sometimes....I always think that the next day, is my last

Hank: I'm sorry.....but what now?

Caine: It's true, I'm always haunted by that fact, because I'm old now...I'm not the same young and determined man I thought I still was

Hank: How old are you?

Caine:....I'm about.....56?

Hank: And you think it might be wraps for you?

Caine: I do.....I'm old....Hank....I'm pushing 60 for God's sake. I've seen people younger than me pass, much younger, and not from stupid shit.....but from natural causes

Hank: Oh....I see

Caine: Yes, so who knows when it's my turn ey? I could just drop dead one day because Fate decided it.

Hank: Fate is a bit of a bitch at times, yeah.

Caine: Mmm hmm, but now I can enjoy my life with this girl, and my business, and with friends like you. For the remainder of it all

Hank: Damn, you didn't have to go all deep like this with me

Caine: Well, I wanted to talk to you about this because I trust you, like you trusted me with your secrets

Hank: What are we talking about here? Nevada or-?

Caine: The case that you're a soul in another man's body

Hank: Ah....I uhh.....forgot that I told you that shit

Caine: I'm not surprised, you only told me and another boy, the same boy that sacrificed himself for this world

Hank: Yeah....same one....damn it's been a while since then

Caine:....If worse comes to worst Hank....remember me, will you?

Hank: Of....Of course, Caine. You've helped me a lot, and you're an alright person

Caine: Only alright?

Hank: Just take the compliment

Caine: Haha, fair enough. Well, my break is over, I'm heading back to the shop

Hank: Cool, I'll see you then, yeah?

Caine: You know where I'm at

Caine gets up and leaves the park, while I stay sat down on the bench, contemplating my choices.

Yeah....so I did tell Caine my real story, I don't know why....but I felt like I could. He is a nice old man, and if he does pass...I won't have regrets telling him, he deserves to know.

Now....will I tell everyone else?

Well....I've got to tell Sanford, Deimos, Doc and maybe Tricky since they are from-

Tricky: HAAAAAAAAANK!

......Maybe not Tricky, he is too unhinged.

Hank: The fuck you want, clown?

Tricky: Audi wants to see us!

Hank:.....The car?

Tricky: Hah! Funni! But no, Auditor....wants to see us

Hank: Damn, that fucker has been missing for a while now

Tricky: I know right?! He didn't show up for the first half of Arc 4!

Hank: Hey now, that wall is fragile

Tricky: Fuck the wall! Now follow me!

Tricky grabs me by the arm and jumps high in the air a few times, we reach the same sketchy building that Auditor has been living in. Abandoned and far from civilisation.

I backhand Tricky in the face for doing that, and he went into the ground. I walk inside the building and climb the stairs until I reach the top floor, sitting on a chair was Auditor himself.

We just stare at each other while Tricky climbs the building and comes through the open window.

Auditor: Hank J. Wimbleton

Hank: Auditor

Tricky: Tricky The Fucking Clown!

Auditor:.....So....I hear Phobos is back

Hank: Yeah, and he has plans for a Project Nexus 2.0 or something

Auditor: Which I have heard, but you seem to be doing what comes natural, taking out his underlings

Hank: Only one, he still has three more.

Auditor: But you will still kill them in the end, right?

Hank: Please, you know that I'm not killing the brat

Auditor: It wouldn't look good if you did, considering the relations. You would know what I would do, don't you?

Hank: Yeah, but you better stay away from him. Because you're not getting involved.

Auditor: What about the clown?

Hank: He'll be wise to stay in line

Tricky: Cool statement bro, what if I don't fuck with it?

Hank: Then I'm going to slap you

Tricky: You already did a minute ago!

Hank: I'll do it again!

Auditor: Gentlemen, let's use our inside voices

Hank: Alright, so what do you want? I know that you don't want to just talk about the emergence of Phobos

Auditor: Technically, I do. Because it's not just him involved, and I'm not referring to his lackeys

Hank: There are more?

Auditor: I have eyes, and I know there is one more person that is with Phobos, someone potentially on his level....

Hank: That's a cool argument Auditor, but where is your source?

Tricky: He made it the fuck up!

Auditor: No, I have my ways.

Hank: You always did, so, anything else to talk about? Or are we done?

Auditor: We are, but there is still a little warning that I have to give out

Hank: Watch out for Phobos and his secret ally

Auditor: If you and Tricky can work together like you did against Lord X, then you will have no problem

Hank: We are literally like Goku and Vegeta

Auditor: And you know what happens when they team up

Tricky: Still got to get us together! And not in the homo way!

Hank: I reckon it will happen, but at the moment, I'm only thinking about doing it solo.

Auditor: Suit yourself

Tricky: Hay! Are you trying to say that Phobos is yours?!

Hank: You can have that scarecrow!

Tricky: Heeeeeeell nooooooo!

Auditor: [Sighs] Idiots.....
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First chapter back, and while it is a short one. It still is a good one as our boi, the Auditor is back!

Hank has three more of Phobos' underlings to take down, but now a revelation has emerged that Phobos has a powerful ally on his side.

Someone that might even be on the level of the Director himself.

I wonder.....who is it?

Find out.....not in the next chapter!

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