Hank: Hey Caine, I'm buying this, yeah?

Caine: Go ahead, have it for free

Hank: Really?

Caine: I have money

Hank: Alright, thanks.

I immediately grabbed the enhancement and placed it into my gun. I spin it around and aimed it at the front door, because a dumbass came in with his own gun.

Guy: Alright down on the ground! I want your money! Now-!

I pull the trigger and watch as one bullet blasted the guy through the door and ended his life.

Think that's cruel? Deal with it, I'm not the hero.

R.Hank: God I wish I could use that, I would shoot the Higher Powers with it

Soul: A bullet for each eye.

Caine: How convienent

Hank: Yeah, anyways, I'm going

Caine: I'll see you soon, Hank

Hank: Yeah, you too

I leave the shop and put my gun away, you couldn't see it from my face mask, but I was smiling. Not from happiness, but from the fact that I'm going to have a good time shooting some idiots in the near future.

Because Peace is never an option, and I agree with that.

Bring on anyone that wants the smoke!

I walk back to the base and heard silence from outside, I was confused so I open the door and walk inside. It was dark and now I'm wondering if the boys left the place to go and do something.

Hank: At least lock the door, idiots

But then suddenly, the light comes on and I heard "Surprise!". I looked around and saw that everyone we knew were here, a banner was hanged and it told me that it was the 2nd Anniversary of me existing in this world.

Hank: It's been two years?

GF: Yes! Ever since you and Tricky arrived in our world, things have drastically changed

Nikusa: You're an important figure in the town's history now. And we thought it was suitable to do this, it's also for Tricky.

Tricky: You hear that Hank? I'm special!

Hank: Yeah yeah, whatever. Why the hell are we celebrating this? It isn't necessarily

Alice: Oh Hank, be positive, this is a milestone for you!

Whitty: Yeah, you saved our asses from the Lemon Demon

Michael: And then you dealt with those Sonic Possers!

Pico: There were five of them!

Hank: Yeah but-

Sanford: Come on Hank, this isn't Nevada anymore

Deimos: Yeah, people appreciate you here

R.Hank: Honestly, I prefer the opposite

Hank: [Sighs] Fine, get the fucking cake out.

Everyone cheered and started to take out many party games and decorations, I was the only one not excited. It's probably due to the fact that I don't like parties unless I'm ending the lives of a few people.

But I can't just kill anyone here, they're all good people.

Hank: Well I mean....I could always kill Tricky, he would just come back, so no problem.

But before I could do that, I was approached by the people who love me in more ways than one.

Girlfriend: Hello Hank, how have you been today?

Hank: I've been good, but why did you have to do this? I know you're the one who planned this

GF: H-How did you know?

Lila: Well, you are one of the only ones who knew exactly what day he came.

Hank: And she was one of the first ones I saw, now I'm in this situation

Sarvente: You don't like being with us?

Hank: I didn't say that, I'm just saying it's still hard for me to understand all of this.

Alice: Sanford and Deimos told me about your life in Nevada, it was hard for you, but you went through it and now you're in a better life

Hank: You're right, I am, but I feel like something is missing

Sarvente: Do you know what you could be missing?

Hank: No

Kasetto: Well, maybe you should keep looking

Sky: Yes, I didn't know what I was missing for a while, I thought it was BF, but it turned out to be you

Rasazy: I don't think it's love, because he has us

Alice: And probably more

Sky: W-What?

GF: She isn't wrong, there are others, it's just a matter of time

Lika: Umm, you can move on Hank, us girls are going to talk now

I nod my head and moved along until I was with some of the boys.

Selever: Hey Hank, sorry about not jumping onto Lethal Company, I had to sort out some things

Hank: It's cool, Michael couldn't jump on as well

Tricky: Cause he is a pussy!

Agoti: Yeah!

Sanford: No you idiots! He was busy with his little brother!

Deimos: Skill issue

Sanford: H-How does that?! Agh!

Aldryx: Don't bother, they're either that retarded, or they're fucking with you

Hank: It's both

Ruv: Definitely

Then out of nowhere, Agoti and Deimos started to have an arm wrestle, and most of the guys started to watch. I moved on to another group because one of the Authors told me to interact with everyone.

(Adam: HANK! Wait no, SOUL!)

Hank: I'm honestly surprised that you haven't tried shit yet

Pico: Hey man, after our first meeting, I already know that I can't fuck with you

Matt: Good, because we all know what happened when you stepped in my gym

Hank: What did he do?

Whitty: He challenged Matt of course

Carol: And we can imagine you know the outcome

Hank:....He kicked your ass didn't he?

Pico:.....I had to change everything about me

Sunday: [Yawns] He even went to Sarvente's Church asking for forgiveness

(Just found out that Sunday Likes Madness Combat......she is one of us)

Hank: Fucking hell, that's funny. Also Sunday, why are you always so tired?

Sunday: Hmm? I don't know

Carol: She can be very loud when performing at her band

Hank: Which I have heard, it's like you're bipolar or something

Whitty: I might be as well

Matt: Yeah, you got to fix those problems man

Whitty: Don't worry, I'm getting the help I need

I saw that Michael was calling me, so I went towards him, but Ayana got in the way.

Ayana: Hey Hank

Hank: What?

Ayana: Are you busy tomorrow?

Hank:.....Why?

Ayana: I-I was just wondering, that's all

Hank:.....I'll let you know if I am

Ayana: O-Okay. Yes!

Hank: But why do you want to know?

Ayana: I-I'm just wondering, that's it

Hank: Are you? Or is there another reason

Ayana: [Blushes] T-T-There is no other reason!

Hank: Hmmm....okay then

I moved on from Ayana and went towards Michael, who was with his sisters, Monika and some possessed kid.

Oh wait, it's Senpai, he isn't possessed no more. Shame, I would like to shoot another Demon.

Michael: Hey Hank, sorry again about not jumping on

Hank: It's cool, we play almost every day anyways. And if it comes to a point that you aren't on for a few days, do not worry, I'm sending Tricky after you

Michael:....He is going to drag me outside, isn't he?

Hank: Of course

Michael: Yeah I'll make sure I'm on tomorrow

Kaity: Can I play this game?

Khole: No

Kaity: W-Why?!

Miku: Because Khole played one time, and she kept screaming.

Khole: And if you were to play, you're going to wake up people on the other side of the planet.

Senpai: You do tend to scream a lot

Monika: Especially when a spider crawls on your face

Kaity: T-That's understandable!

Hank: Yeah, I have to agree with Kaity, I would blow up a city if I see one spider

Kaity: [Blushes] S-See? Hank understands-!

Hank: But that doesn't mean you get to play with us

Kaity: Awww!

Khole: Trust me, you won't be able to meet the Quota

Kaity: The what?

Khole: Exactly

Miku: Maybe when you're older, you get to play

Kaity: My birthday was two weeks ago!

Monika: Does that mean I won't be able to play?

Hank: You might, depends on how you can take being stalked by Coil Heads

Monika: What are those?

Hank:......PTSD

Everyone: ._.

Khole: [Nods] I agree

Michael: I never want to see those guys

Khole: Remember when you found 5 of them in that one room?

Michael:........Y-Yes

Michael was in silence and I knew why, I was a spectator in that game, and he was never the same after that moment. I decided it was best to leave him to his inner thoughts, and moved onto the infamous CJ and Ruby.

Wait.....is Infamous a good word to describe them? Ah I'm sure it is.

CJ: Hey Hank! Good to see you man! It's been what? A few weeks now?

Hank: Probably, I've had a lot of things to sort out

Ruby: T-That's okay Hank, you're a busy person

Hank: Not entirely, I still have to play with the boys, talk to everyone else, spend time.....with my girlfriends

CJ: You okay? You didn't sound so sure of yourself

Hank: I'm fine

Ruby: Are you sure-?

Skid: [Comes Out Of Nowhere] Hey Hank! Is there more cake? Tricky ate it all!

Hank: Wait what?!

Pump: Yeah! And he said he will eat all the other snacks!

Hank: I will fucking end him-!

Ruby: [Touches Hank's Hand] Hank, there is no need to be angry

Hank: [Sighs] Fine, I'll calm down. Skid, Pump, just go and tell Sanford, he will sort something out for you

Both: Yes!

The two run off towards Sanford and I decided to move on, I saw that Chara and Sans were talking peacefully now. This was still strange to see, because Sans told me about their past, so to see them be okay now, it reminds me of myself in a way.

Chara: Oh, Hank, you came over here

Hank: Yeah, just thought I would say hello to everyone

Sans: Well that's nice, but I have some bad news

Hank: What is it?

Sans: I'm going to be moving soon

Hank: Why?

Chara: He said that there is no point of him being here

Hank: And why is he thinking about that?

Sans: Well I'm going to be joining with Frisk soon?

Hank: Who's Frisk?

Sans: You knew her, but now you don't because her purpose is in another book, just like me, which is why I'll be going over there. Chara might stay though.

Hank: Book? The hell are you talking about-?

Jasmine: Oh Haaaaaank~!

Hank: Huh? Oh, it's you, Jasmine, right?

Jasmine: Oh look at that, you remember my name~

Hank: It's hard for me to forget people's names, so you came as well?

Jasmine: Well, Kasetto invited me because I'm her friend, and I didn't expect you to know all of these people. Some of them are very well known, and you have a harem too?~

Hank: If I told you that I didn't want all of this at the start, but it all just fell into place for me, would you believe me?

Jasmine: Hmm, yes, from your attitude alone, you probably weren't keen on it

Hank: That's exactly what happened, but I went through with it because....I have gotten soft

Jasmine: Being soft isn't a bad thing, it makes you more human

Hank:.....Yeah, I guess it does

Chara: Are you going to add....more to your h-harem?

Hank: I don't know, it depends on the girls, especially Girlfriend, why do you ask?

Chara: N-No reason!

Jasmine: Oh I have my reasons~

Hank: You do?

Jasmine: Yes, it's because-

Nikusa: Sorry Jasmine, I'm going to have to borrow Hank for a moment

Jasmine: W-Wait!

Nikusa grabs my hand and drags me over to her group which consisted of Solazar, Blair and Tabi.

Hank: And why am I here?

Blair: I wanted to talk to you!

Hank: Why couldn't you go up to me?

Solazar: Because she knew that you would say no, so she had Nikusa grab you

Hank: God dammit, well, it's not that bad I guess

Taki: H A N K

Hank: Fuck!

Blair: [Gasp] Hank said I'm not that bad!

Tabi: What is up with her?

Hank: Honestly, I still don't know to this day.

Nikusa: Taki is a special case

Tabi: What? Special needs?

Solazar: That's a bit of a mad accusation

Taki: M A D

Hank: Hey! Speak normally!

Taki: I love you Hank, dominate me in bed!

Hank: T_T

Tabi: What the fuck?

Nikusa: O-Oh my

Blair: No! I'm the one who will share the bed with him!

Solazar: Hank, you should probably move on

Hank: Yeah, bye, I'm not dealing with that

I moved on before those two do something heinous, then I found myself being grabbed again, this time by someone obsessed with me....

Then again, a few people are a bit obsessed.

Mearest: Oh Hank, don't run away from me~

Hank: I think I would rather be away from you

Mearest: Oh, don't be so mean~

Searest: Uhh, Mother, can you let Hank go?

Mearest: Nope~

Sakuroma: Mearest, maybe you should let him go

Rosie: Y-Yeah, he doesn't like tight spaces

Mearest: Oh please, I know you want him for yourselves~

Sakuroma: Oh, you caught me~!

Rosie: [Blushes] W-W-What?! N-No no no! It isn't like that! I've seen what happens when he is in tight spaces!

Hank: It's very unpleasant

Searest: So Hank, my birthday is coming up, will you come?

Hank: Do you want me to?

Searest: I don't mind

Mearest: I also don't mind!

Searest: Not now mother!

Hank: Yeah, I might as well

Searest: Great!

Sakuroma: Oh! How about you come to my birthday party? It's just going to me and you~

Hank: Yeah no

I walk away from her before she can grab me, and this time I found myself with Christoff and Doc.

Christoff: Having Fun, Hank?

Hank: Define Fun

Christoff: Haha, I always thought you found your purpose in Nevada, a purpose I didn't agree with. Who knew that it was all of this?

2BDamned: We can debate on whether this is the real you, or the Nevada you, but we all know this is a key moment in your life, and all of ours

Hank:....Y...Yeah....

I decided that I needed some time alone, everyone was celebrating something that I found to be useless, and it's giving me a slight headache, but there was something else, so I left the base and climbed on top of the base.

I sat down, but not near the edge, and looked up at the Moon, it was a cold night which was something I liked. I heard small footsteps approach me from behind, and turned my head to see Sunky approaching me.

Hank: Ah, it's you little shit, want to chill with me?

Sunky walks over and sits by my side, we just look up at the night sky, and the imposing figure of the Moon.

I wonder if I can kill it? I already merked the Sun.

Hank: You know Sunky, this all feels so wrong to me

Sunky: ???

Hank: I'm....not who I should be. This isn't who I am, I'm an imposter. I'm sure Majin must've told you

Sunky: [Nods Head]

Hank: Then you know that I'm not really Hank. I'm just a wandering soul, that was forced into the body of a homicidal maniac.

R.Hank: The Homicidal Maniac

Hank: Yeah, my bad. But now I'm in this life, of happiness and peace. I have two sides, the Real Hank, and this version that I managed to create, and they're constantly clashing.

Sunky: ???

Hank: Still confused? Alright, I'm....wondering what my real purpose is, yeah I created this Hank, but as I said, I took the Real Hank and molded it into something else.

Sunky: :0

Hank: Good, you understand. I want to know.....what is my actual purpose in life? As a Soul? To be a damn Skinwalker, because that's what I am. All of this, it's not right, I don't know what is....and I'm not sure how I can go through with all of this

I thought I would after the whole Lemon Demon Ordeal, when I found love in Girlfriend.....

But I was wrong.