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Me and the damn clown were waiting besides the boombox that Girlfriend was sitting on top of. The first song began as Girlfriend swayed head left and right in time with the beat. Tricky watched with interest while I was just bored out of my mind.

Damn kid, why did he have to stop me? I could've killed this other bastard kid and then we would be at his house but instead he just has to do a rap battle! This world is honestly killing me inside, I feel like I'm getting softer the more time I spend time here and I don't like it.

I just need....something, something to KILL.

I'm not going to lie, the songs weren't that good. I could probably make better ones, the last one....that was actually good.

(Fr tho, this song is a banger has many good remixes)

Hank: Huh, not a bad finale there.

GF: Will you try one day?

Hank: Probably not, not my type of profession. I need something more.....violent. Besides I don't even have the vocals chords for it.

GF: Well I believe in you!

Hank: Said no one ever

BF: Haha I won!

Pico: Argh damn you! You know what! Screen the rules! I've decided to kill you after all!

Pico aims his gun at Boyfriend and shoots a bullet at him. He didn't have time to dodge but luckily for him another bullet shot out and clashed with the other one. They ricochet and destroyed his gun, shocking him as he was sat down from the impact.

Pico: W-What was that?!

Hank: *handcannon ready* 4

(Black Air Force energy detected)

Tricky: Tch! Show off!

(Hank's keeping count boys! BF is lucky he isn't being charged here)

BF: H-Hehe sorry for having to be saved Hank

Hank: Nah don't worry it, at least it gives me something to do so keep endangering yourself kid!

BF: Beep?!

Hank: I might be joking

Tricky: Soooo? Can we kill him?

Hank: Why are you asking? Of course we can

BF: N-No don't!

Tricky: Ah what?! You're no fun!

Hank: Can we leave now? I'm getting bored again

GF: *giggles* Yes Hank we can

Hank: Finally! Waste of our time!

We finally leave the area, all while that Pico kid was still shaken on the floor near the pile of his destroyed gun.

Pico: D-Did he really do that? What kind of menace is he?! I got lucky BF persuaded him and that clown to not kill me....

When we left that kid, it started to get lighter meaning morning was upon us. When it was morning, a limousine pulled up besides us, I was sceptical and went to grab my gun until a door opened to reveal another Demon. Oh god don't tell me this is-!

GF: Mom?!

Mother: Hello daughter, I see you're with your boyfriend....and friends?

GF: Yes these two are my friends, Hank, Tricky this is my mother Mommy Mearest

BF: M-Mother?!

Hank: I-I....I'm gonna give up on mentioning these names

Tricky: Get used to it -_-

GF: So why are you here?

MM: Get in the Limo

GF: No! I'm not going to leave my boyfriend or my friends behind!

MM: Then take them with you

GF: N-! Wait really?

MM: Of course, they are welcome to jump in

Hank: Huh neat

BF: Oh thank you so much!

Tricky: Oooh we get to go in a limousine!

When the car starts to move, we sit down on these comfy seats as music began to play. I don't know why but I felt really uncomfortable, i felt the eyes of Girlfriend's mother stare deep into my soul. Does she know that I broke in? If so why isn't she looking at the clown?!

That dumbass threw a car at their house!

GF: I'm surprised you let them come mother

MM: Oh I don't mind, I'm not as strict as your father. Honestly he is so overprotective and problematic that it was no wonder we divorced

(Can't ruin a relationship if it doesn't continue!)

Hank: You divorced?

MM: Unfortunately, I don't live with him and Girlfriend

Hank: Oh no wonder you don't seem mad at the clown

MM: Why? What did he do?

Tricky: I threw a car at his house!

MM:....*laughs uncontrollably* O-Oh that is grand! No wonder he was pissed on the phone earlier!

GF: Y-Yeah I did escape from dad because he wouldn't let me see Boyfriend. Are you the same?

MM: No don't worry, I do want to test him though, to see if he is worthy of dating you.

GF: Trust me he is

MM: If that is true then on the rooftop we go!

BF: W-What?

MM: You heard what I said right? On top! Now!

Hank: This will be interesting

GF: Wait you're going to watch?

Hank: No

The kid and the girl's mother go ontop of the limousine while it was driving down on the highway. As usual they did three songs and it went well so he got her approval. The limo stopped where it picked us up as we all got out.

MM: Not bad little boy, you did well. You have my approval to date my daughter.

BF: Alright!

GF: Well done!

MM: But before you go....*looks at Hank* I want to know, what is behind that mask?

Hank: A face you won't see

MM: Oh don't worry I will unmask you~

The next day, it was actually Christmas so everyone would be going to do their shopping. I don't remember the last time I celebrated Christmas. In fact Nevada hasn't had Christmas for 4 years.....maybe it was because I killed Santa but let us not talk about that.

I was walking down the street when I was approached by the kid.

BF: Hey Hank! Since you have already met Baby Blue would you like to see some of my other siblings? Two of them will be home for Christmas and you get to finally see Kaity.

Hank: I'm surprised I haven't seen her yet, but yeah why not

BF: Great!

I follow him back to his house as we found Tricky on the way, I dragged him with us so I can keep an eye on him. He knocks on the door as it is opened by Alice who greeted us with a smile.

Alice: Oh you're here! Come inside, Michael and Khole are here

The three of us go inside the living room where we saw four people. Baby Blue was on the floor and standing beside him was a boy who looked a bit older than the new me.

Michael: Hey little bro! You're here!

BF: Hey big brother!

Khole: Hey little brother!

BF: Big Sis Khole!

Kaity: You're finally here! You left me and mother to do the welcome decorations!

BF: S-Sorry I was just getting my two friends here!

Khole: Oh who are these two?

Michael: Is that a clown?

BF: Yep that's Tricky and the guy in black is Hank J. Wimbleton

Kaity: Woah he is a clown?! Why is his skin green?

Hank: Because he is a zombie clown

Michael: Hey there! I'm Michael!

Khole: I'm Khole! Michael's twin sister!

Kaity: I'm Kaity! So you two have been living here? And how are you a zombie clown?

Tricky: Yes we have been staying here, oh and Hank here killed me!

Khloe: What?! You killed him?!

Hank: Only because he tried to kill me first

Alice: I-I think it's time we do some christmas shopping at the mall

We all go to the mall as GF joins up with us, she and BF went around while Tricky did whatever. Meanwhile I just stood there bored as Christmas shopping was only good with Sanford and Deimos.

Alice: Hank you seem bored, why don't you come with me?

She grabs my hand and and drags me to a store that sold accessories. There she got a Christmas hat and placed it on my head.

(Something like that)

Alice: I think it looks nice on you! You should keep it!

Hank: Hmm, if that's what you want then I'll keep it just for you

Her face went red but before I could question it, I heard a familiar singing voice. Alice pays for the hat as we exited the store. We looked below us as we were on the second floor. It was the kid rap battling against both of GF's parents who teamed up just this once for Christmas.

Alice: Aww look at that! My son is so talented!

GF was also watching on so I wasn't really concerned until I saw a familiar lemon head approaching BF from the side. I jumped down which worried Alice.

Alice: H-Hank?!

I land on my feet safely and walk up to BF who had just finished and didn't realise the threat approaching him.

Hank: Ah shit, here we go again

BF: Alright I won!

Lemon Demon: M-My chosen one!

The kid sees that the monster was about to take a bite out of him so he closes his eyes. However he sees that he is fine when he reopens them to see me with my hand cannon in the lemon's mouth. His eyes widened in shock as I saw the mark I gave him the other day.

Hank: Oh so that mark is permanent? Would you like another one?

This scared the creature as he ran off in fear. I cleaned my gun as it had some of his drool on it.

DD: Wait I know him! It's that ninja person!

MM: Oh you mean Hank?

DD: Yes, now that I think about it he seems like a better person to date my daughter. He can protect her unlike that midget!

MM: *rolls eyes* Oh here we go again, although that would get him closer to me and that way I can finally see what he looks like under that mask!

BF: Thank you Hank!

Hank: No worries, we should go now

BF: Yeah let's go find everyone else. Bye girlfriend!

GF: Bye you two!

We find everyone else and decide it wa time to leave, while walking Michael walks beside me.

Michael: Hey Hank what have you been up to? Also nice hat

Hank: Thank you, Alice bought it for me

Michael: *catches on* Oh is that so?~

Hank: Yeah, it was nice of her. I then had to threaten to kill a Lemon Demon from trying to take a bite out of the kid

BF: For the second time, that's five times he has saved me and he came to this world 2 days ago!

Khloe: Really?

BF: Yeah!

Kaity: How did you threaten him?

Hank: Like this *shows Handcannon*

Michael: Woah that's a real gun?!

Alice: It is and he knows how to safely use it.

Kaity: Why do you carry it?

Hank: You never know when someone asks to die

Everyone: *feels the shivers down their spine* 0_0

Hank: And I hope it is soon

Khloe: O-Okay good to know

Hank: Hey....where the hell is the clown?

Michael: I don't know, I didn't see him

We hear screaming and look to see that the damn clown was there and he was trying to kill this guy dressed up as Santa. He clearly thinks it is the real one

Tricky: Come here Santa! You don't give me cookies!

Man: AAAHH NO LEAVE ME ALONE!

Because Tricky's body is more developed and athletic, he caught up easily and was about to kill the man if it weren't for me grabbing him by the back of his shirt and dragging him away as he desperately tries to reach for the fake Santa.

Tricky: Hank! Let me go! Hank! Haaaaaaank! HAAAAAAANK!

Hank: Calm down you dumbass clown! That isn't the real santa!

Kaity: S-So these are your friends?

BF: Yep they're actually enemies but I begged them to not try and kill each other until they go back to their world.

Khloe: Interesting, I wonder what Hank looks like under his mask? I saw Tricky's face earlier and he looks really scary with the red eyes

Michael: I bet Hank is a good looking guy! Girls love his type of character!

Kaity: I do~

Alice: Kaity!

Kaity: What?! I can choose who to love!

BF: C-Can we just go back now?

Khloe: Well first we have to wait for those two

Alice: You're right

Tricky: HAAAAAAAAAANK!

Hank: SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP!