So the first Chapter of this book (The first Bio basically) reached 1k reads so here is a long chapter.

Unless 2750 words is nothing .

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Guy 1: Everyone get on the god damn floor now or we will fucking shoot you!

Hank: I swear, every god damn time.

I noticed that the three masked men that walked in were carrying assault rifles. If you want specifics, it is AK-47's that they were armed with. However there was one problem and that was these idiots don't know how to properly hold them.

Ayana: Hank what are we going to do?

Hank: And here we go with people relying on me. Both of you get on the ground before they see you

Sky: Umm Hank what are you going to do?

Hank: Oh you know, to causally stop the situation.

I wanted to hide first from the masked idiots to see what level of skill they had, of course this would prove to be useless just like them since they can't hold an assault rifle the correct way but there were people around here meaning they could do something stupid.

Yes me, Hank J. Wimbleton has to make sure the bystanders are alright.

The masked men were in the big hall at the centre of the house while I was in one of the room one left. I carefully made my way to the doorway and looked to see that Kasetto and Jasmine were also in the centre hall.

Jasmine: Okay what the hell is going on? What are you three idiots doing in my house?

Guy 1: We're crashing your party, so you better shut up

Guy 3: You're Jasmime right? Your ex was not happy you broke up with him so he sent us to fuck up your party. So you better listen.

Guy 2: We don't want to kill you now, not when you're still useful~

Jasmine: Hahahaha! As if I would fuck any of you

The third guy, who seemed to be like the main one out of the three, pointed his gun at her which took her smug look down and replaced it with slight fear.

Guy 3: We don't care whether you like to or not, you will listen to us.

Seeing her friend held at gunpoint, Kasetto went to her aid but was grabbed by one of the guys who knocked her hat off.

Guy 2: Oh what do we have here? A cute girl running all the way to me! Now that I think about it, there are a lot of cute girls here.

He and the others were looking at the other girls in the house including Ayana, Sky and Rasazy. I could see that Selever was pissed and was going to interfere but I gave a look at him to tell him to stand down.

He was reluctant to listen as I can tell he wanted to punish these fools for looking at his sister. However It felt really good punching the previous guy so I wanted to let my hands beat down on other idiots.

Selever: Oh well, atleast this will be entertaining to watch

Kasetto: Let go!

Guy 2: Stay still! I chose you bitch so if you want to live, you have to listen to me

Guy 3: Hey boys since I'm feeling generous today, you can pick three girls for yourselves to bring back. Oh yeah and kill anyone who interferes.

Guy 1: Yeah I know

That first guy walked around to look for any girls for him to take so I decided to reveal myself. He points his gun at me but his hands were shaky......good lord these guys are worse than the grunts in Nevada.

Guy 1: Hey! Why the fuck aren't you on the floor?!

Kasetto: Hank!

Guy 2: Don't get your hopes up, your friend there is as good as dead

Guy 3: Hey bozzo! The next cosplay fair is next week!

Hank: I'm not cosplaying idiot

Guy 1: Oh it's funny how you're trying to act tough when we're the ones with the guns here

Hank: You say that but I think it's funny how you idiots are acting tough when you can't even hold a gun properly. I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with me

Jasmine: What are you doing?! Are you crazy?!

Guy 1: That's it!

The trembling prat had enough and fired a shot that struck me in the metal jaw, causing everyone to gasp or scream. It seemed everyone thought I was dead but reality hit them all in the face when they released that not only was I fine but my metal jaw was infact real.

The bullet didn't even cause a dent as a small wisp of smoke appeared from where I was shot. The three men stood there in shock, their bodies trembling in fear and confusion as if they weren't sure of what to do now.

Then the first guy finally acted and was about to open fire at me again. I simply took out my handcannon and blasted his title into pieces, this caused him and the other two fools to jolt in shock.

I took this as my advantage to run up and knock out the defenceless man with a swift punch to his face. I grab Kasetto away from the second guy and proceed to knock him aswell. I turn my attention to the last one who was now trembling at this point.

His knees were bent and it looked as if he was going to collapse from the fair. Surprisingly he stood his ground and took aim but fear prevented him from pulling the trigger.

Guy 3: Don't move! I-I will shoot! I mean it!

Hank: Go ahead, no one is stopping you

In a flash, I took out my Murasama and slashed the bullets that were fired at me in half. I was so fast it looked as if I was standing still and allowing the bullets to hit me. Soon the satisfying sound of a clip being drained was heard, letting everyone know that the gun was empty.

Despair filled the guys face......and joy emerged from mine.

I kicked his knee, forcing him on the ground before throwing another knockout punch with my metal fist. I sheathe Murasama and look around at the shocked faces of those who don't know me.

Hank: And that could be the last time I go to a party

Soon everyone began to cheer for me, they called me things such as a hero or a badass, sometimes both. Sadly though there were some girls already simping for me.....and just when I had enough!

I saw that Kasetto was going to give me a hug but she was beaten to it by Jasmine who happily wrapped her arms around me.

Jasmine: Thank you, thank you so much!

Hank: It was no problem

Jasmine: As a reward, you want to go and have fun upstairs?~

Hank: No

I was prepared to leave but then Selever and the others approached me, telling me I did a great job.

Sky: So is the party over? Will the police come?

Hank: Your answer is right there

I pointed to the front of the house where the familiar red and blue flashing lights were blared through the windows. Soon enough everyone left except for Jasmine who talked to the police officers.

Myself and Kasetto were at the front porch because we were just questioned since we were key figures in the situation.

Hank: You okay?

Kasetto: I am, but what about you? You have a big day tomorrow don't you?

Hank: Yeah but dont worry about that, I'm definitely ready. Do me a favour and make sure Girlfriend doesn't follow me and the others.

Kasetto: I will, It's a good thing that you're making sure she isn't harmed. But just in case something bad happens to you, I want you to know something.

Hank: And that is?

As soon as I turn to face Kasetto, she immediately pounced and placed her lips onto mine, taking me by surprise. For an android, her lips were surprisingly soft and felt nice.

Then she retracts her lips while adopting a slightly red face.

Kasetto: Good luck Hank and please come out of this alive. I don't want to lose the one I love

And with that final message, Kasetto left me and ran back to her house while silently giggling to herself. Meanwhile I just looked into the distance beyond and started to think.

Hank: Why is life so complicating? Ever since I came to this world, the life of Hank J. Wimbleton changed drastically. It's as if this is what my actual life is meant to be and not the next Chapter of Hank.

I miss the old days of Nevada.

The next day was the big one, I spent most of that day preparing myself for this fight to the death. I made my way towards the forest followed by Sanford, Deimos, Christoff and the Clown.

We arrived at an opening of the forest, the cold wind freezing past us almost like a warning or a feeling of what was about to happen. The wind breezed past my hair, letting it flow gently which surprisingly brought me to a calm state.

I immediately looked up and saw my opponent lazily resting on the branch of a tree.

Hank: Get your ass down here right now

Exeller opens his eyes before he sat up and jumped down casually. The others minus me and the clown stepped back slightly in caution that he might try to sneak attack them. Noticing this, he calmly raises his hands to reassure them.

Exeller: Oh don't worry I won't kill you now, maybe after I kill Hank. Talking about our good friend here, I'm glad you decided to take my offer and come here. I thought you would've been too scared to come.

Hank: The only scary thing about you is that you're a furry

Deimos: Hah!

Sanford: I mean he isn't wrong

Tricky: HAHAHAHA!

Christoff: [Facepalms] God dammit Hank

Exeller: Hahaha, it's good that you're all so happy seeing as how this will be your last moments before I kill you all

Hank: Hey this is our fight, Remember that!

Exeller: I know I know, I'm just stating what I'm going to do when I win

Hank: "If" you win, all of you on the side!

Sanford: Alright you're the boss

The four of them stand at the side, leaving me and Exeller in the middle.

0:00

Exeller: Well then, I believe we should get started

Hank: Yeah I agree

Exeller: Not going to take out your sword?

Hank: Won't need it for now, I like to beat people's face in.

Exeller: We will see if you get the chance

Hank: Oh don't worry, I will

0:15

Exeller laughs in a freaky away and immediately sped up towards me, throwing punches at me. I quickly react by bringing my arms up to block his attacks, each strike didn't hurt but did contain a lot of force behind it.

I saw an opening and exposed it, leaving Exeller defenceless or so I thought when I was a but surprised that he was blocking every punch I threw at him.

His speed increased and he managed to catch me in the face with a punch, I can tell he hurt his hand when he connected with my metal jaw but that didn't stop him, he threw a few more punches at connected before he slowed down from the pain.

I dodge and avoid his attacks as before kicking him back.

0:43

Now that the two of us were in the mood, we both were on more equal terms attacking each other. We weren't causing shockwaves but we were adding more power to our attacks.

Then I got a bit aggressive and grabbed his wrist and moved his arm to the side before pummeling his face a few times with my metal fist.

0:57

He then roars in pain and kicks me away. I slide back but wasn't fazed at all while he was panting slightly from my assault earlier.

Deimos: [Whistles] Hank has done a number to him so far

Sanford: Yeah I thought Hank was gonna struggle from what we saw at the start but it looks like Hank is gonna win again

Christoff: Do not assume that just yet, he could be hiding something...but if he does finish Hank then he won't last long. Especially when we have Tricky and myself

Tricky: Huehuehue, I want him to win so then I can beat his face in!

Exeller looked mad at there comments, I can see why.

Hank: What's wrong? Don't tell me some words are getting to your head? Seriously if that's the case then you're just a slightly better version of Exetior.

Exetior: GHHH, WHY YOU LITTLE!

1:24

In a fit of rage, Exeller punched me in the stomach hard, he then did the same to my face before switching from my face and body before knocking me across the air.

1:31

I collided with the ground twice before recovering on my feet and leaping at Exeller.

Our fists collided, then our legs, then our arms before we finally head butted each other.

1:38

The fight was reaching its climax when we kept striking each other with greater amounts of power. This wasn't some fight with strategy or technical ability.

This was a rough fight where one is trying to overpower the other.

My fist either clashed with his or struck him hard in the face, whenever he attacked me in the face, his hands were in pain from my metal jaw. However he didn't stop, he just kept attacking me so I did the same.

I managed to knee Exeller in the stomach before kicking his knee and then knocking him to the ground with my right fist. However this further pissed him off as he roars in anger.

2:05

He punched me in the gut before grabbing my face. He proceeds to drag it across the cold and grassy ground, destroying parts of it with his hand enclosed around my face.

He then finished dragging me across the floor by throwing me at a tree. As soon as I crashed into it and caused half of it to topple down, Exeller used some of his magic and threw some sort of purple Spheres at me.

My insticint told me to immediately get out of the way which I quickly do so. When I did jump away, I looked behind me to see that the purple Spheres crashed to the ground and morphed into a portal, sucking in the broken tree I crashed in.

Sanford: What the?!

Deimos: Hacks! I call hacks!

I look back at Exeller who was infront of me, he knocks me to the ground and then tries to slam his foot on me. Luckily I rolled to the side and used Outburst on him which heavily damaged him.

Exeller: JUST DIE!

[End Theme]

After Exeller was knocked back, it was clear that he was beaten and  thst I was the victor. He slowly gets up from one knee and looks at me with distaste spread throughout his face.

Exeller: Y-You insolent....little.....PEST!

Sanford: Looks like someone is mad

Christoff: Something isn't right

Deimos: What do you mean? We won right?

Christoff: No...I have a feeling that the battle is just getting started.

Tricky: So does that mean it's mime turn?

Soon Exeller started to change, the ends of his spikes were purple and slowly spreading throughout himself. His body was shifting in an exaggerated motion, he started to grow a few inches taller which concerned me.

I was going to stop him but an invisible barrier was placed around him, preventing me from intervening. I jump back and tried to think of a way to stop this but nothing came to mind, I tried shooting at it but the bullets would bounce off.

Soon enough his transformation was done, he was taller now and had purple crystals replace the ends of his quills. He then lets out one final roar which started to change the area around us.

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Hank and the others will be back..............

In Triple Trouble.