Hank: So you have heard about me?

Searest: How can I not? You're a Legend in this town

Hank: Yeah you're right about all of that but I'm not big on the attention. It's god damn annoying

Searest: Yeah you're right, it can be a problem especially if you just don't want to be recognised in public. Fans can be chaotic as well

Hank: And that's why I like to lay low from all of this god damn media. I said God damn twice but I don't even care

Tricky: Hay Hank! Come over here! I've found the good shit!

I walk over to where the clown was and saw that he was next to a bunch of guitars. There was a sign that said "Free to Use" meaning that we use it in here but we can't take it outside. We found the metal guitars and grabbed one each.

Mine was black with red streaks while Tricky's was green....how convenient. We go back to the others and see that Sakuroma was waiting patiently....but she was also posing in a weird way while eyeing me.

Hank: Weird

GF: Hank have you ever used a guitar before?

Hank: Nope but I'll be fine. The clown had some experience back in Nevada when, don't ask me why he used them because even I don't know

Sakuroma: Are you ready Tricky?~

Tricky: Bitch I was born ready! You go first!

Sakuroma: Oh what a gentleman.

She takes out a microphone which means that she will be using her  voice, I don't know how that works but if it's eligible then it's fine.

Sakuroma: I'll show you why Jazz is the best~

(Wait....why is this good?! I didn't expect this!)

After Sakuroma finished, everyone stopped what they were doing and cheered for her.

Tricky: Boooorriiiing! I'll easily blow you away!

Sakuroma: That's my job~

GF: [Blushes] W-What?!

Hank: What the hell is she talking about?

Searest: Hahahaha! It's a sex Joke Hank

Hank: [Facepalms] Why does her mind work like that? Just get started all ready Clown!

Tricky: Oh ho with pleasure!

He takes out his guitar and grins widely. No one left, instead more people stopped and watch Tricky's turn.

Tricky: Get ready! I'm going to show you why Metal is badass and the best!

Hank:....Wow, that was actually good..

GF: Wow amazing!

Searest: Huh not bad

Everyone else was quiet but soon cheered even more for the clown than Sakuroma. Of course he was happy and thanked everyone for cheering for him.

Tricky: Thank you! Thank you! [Goes up to Sakuroma's face] Hah! Take that bitch! More people liked my display than yours!

Sakuroma: [Sighs] I admit you surprised me but I'm fine with losing as long as Hank was impressed with my display. Hank did you see how great I did?

Hank: Yeah you did good

Sakuroma: Yes!

Sakuroma proceeds to hug herself while closing her eyes.

Sakuroma: Oh my! I have some fuzzy feelings inside of me Hank! Will you help me with them?

Hank: Control yourself or I will send you to horny jail

Sakuroma: O-Okay

Hank: Thank you [Looks at Searest] It's your turn

Searest: Are you sure you don't want to go first? You could look good before being destroyed

Hank: Hah very funny but I'm fine with going after you. After observing Tricky and then you I'll be fine and secure the win

Searest: Oh confident are we? But if that's what you want then I'll happily go first, don't get demoralised by my performance though. [Grabs her trumpet] Okay, Let's Jazz~

GF: Yes I get to see my sister perform! It's been a long time since I last seen her do this!

Tricky: Really? Why?

After her good performance, everyone began to cheer as some of the guys....were a bit too excited.

Fanboy: We love you Sister Searest!

Fanboy 2: Marry me!

Fanboy 3: Step on me mommy!

Girlfriend was squealing from her sisters performance and Sakuroma clapped for her. The clown wasn't impressed while I just stood there and waited for her to let me start. Searest looks at me with confident look as if she had already won.

Searest: It's your turn now....Hank~

Hank: Okay, don't be surprised when I beat you

GF: Tricky do you think Hank will lose? It is his first time and my sister is experienced

Tricky: HAHAHAHAHA! While I am better than Hank, he won't lose. He is great at everything he does except for cooking!

GF: Wait why cooking?

Tricky: Hank would burn anything in the kitchen if he tried to make something! He would burn water! What I'm trying to say is he is great at almost everything even if he is doing it for the first time

GF: You're right about Hank being good at almost everything~

Tricky: Hmm? What do you mean?

GF: N-N-Nothing!

Tricky:.........Did you and Hank do it?

GF: N-No!

Tricky: Don't lie to me! I know you did! You're stuttering too much!

GF: O-Okay we did! I've done it before anyways so what's it to you?

Tricky: Nothing, I just never thought I would see the day where Hank would have sex

Sakuroma: Hank do your best! Win and I will reward you~

Searest: So are you going to play? You look lost

Hank: Oh don't worry I will, I'm just thinking about what to play. Remember this is my first time

Searest: Good point, how much time do you need? The crowd are waiting for you and it looks like there are more people coming in from all of the noise.

Hank: Yeah yeah just give me a moment, I'm more known for stabbing people.....okay I think I got something.

Searest: Good luck~

Hank: I don't need luck

GF: 0_0

Searest: 0_0

Sakuroma: ._.

Tricky:

Everyone else:

GF: [Blushes] W-Wow he was so great

Searest: I-I didn't expect that, he played better than most guitar players

Sakuroma: Oh Hank, I'm in love now~ I hope you can play like that with my pu-

Tricky: FUCK! HE DID BETTER THAN ME!

Hank: [Goes up to Searest and smirks] So how did I do?~

Searest: [Blushes] I-I-I...You surprised me. Yo-You did better than I expected

GF: Big Sister is stuttering? That's strange she usually is a confident speaker. Maybe it's because of Hank just being himself

Searest: Well I don't like to admit it...but it looks like the two of you did better than me and Sakuroma. That means you won and therefore Metal/Rock.......[Sighs] is better than Jazz

Tricky: YES! YES! I WAS RIGHT! CLOWN IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Searest: You did good Hank for a first timer, do you secretly practice

Hank: Nah, I wasn't lying when I said that this was my first time. I was watching Tricky and just adapted his way

Searest: Wow that's really amazing, no one can just do that. You should definitely come here again to play more.

Hank: Hmm I might take you up on that offer

Sakuroma: [Presses her body against Hank] You did great Hank~. You should teach me sometime in private so that I can learn how to be as great as you~

Hank:.....[Bonks her]

Sakuroma: [Holds the place where she got bonked] O-Ow that hurt

Hank: That's what you get for being horny

I hear a ringing sound and realised that it was someone calling me. I could tell because it was my new ringtone that was alerting me.

Everyone: 0_0

Tricky:.....Nice

I take out my phone and checked to see it was Alice ringing me. I accept the call and put the phone to my air, I should really implement calling into my mechanical features to make life easier.

Hank: Alice?

Alice: Hello Hank

Hank: Hey, you good?

Alice: Oh I'm fine, I'm just calling to invite you, Tricky and Girlfriend over

Hank: For what particular reason?

Alice: Oh no reason at all

Hank: Okay, we'll be over there soon

I end the call and tell the other two that it's time to leave because we gave been invited by Alice.

GF: Oh okay! I don't mind, let's go!

Tricky: Good timing! I've been planning to go over there!

Hank: Why?

Tricky: Michael owes me money from the time I kicked his ass in Mortal Kombat!

Hank: [Sighs] Let's just leave already. Bye you two

Sakuroma: Bye Hank! You too Girlfriend!

Searest: Bye you three, oh and Hank don't forget our deal [Winks]

GF: [Triggered]

Hank: Yeah sure don't worry

The three of us leave and go straight over to Alice's house. Now that I think about it, I haven't been there in a while now. It's been 3 weeks since I last went so I'm thankful I get to come here before anything crazy happens.

I knock on the door which is opened by Kaity who immediately smiled upon seeing us. Before we could say anything she envelops us into a hug.

Kaity: It's so good to see you! Come inside!

She takes us inside and into the living room where Michael and Khole were, we greeted each other before Girlfriend looked confused.

GF: Where is Alice, Miku and Baby Blue?

Alice: [Comes in] Well I'm here but Miku is busy since she is a pop idol

Khole: And Baby Blue is at nursery currently

GF: Oh okay

Alice: It's great to see you three, I've made cookies if you want some

Tricky: Cookies?! Give me!

Alice: What's the magic wor-?

Tricky: PLEASE!

Alice: [Smiles] Okay here you go

She gives the clown some cookies which he immediately devoured. While that happened, me and Michael were playing some games on the new gaming console they got. Khloe decided to watch us play and Kaity was having a conversation with Girlfriend that I didn't pay attention to.

GF: So Kaity when is Alice planning to confess her feelings for Hank?

Kaity: Well she wants to but doesn't want to get in the way between you and Hank

GF: Oh it's fine!

Kaity:....Eh?

GF: Yep, I'm beginning to share Hank with the other girls. I accepted Lila's feelings yesterday and Sarvente's about 3 hours ago

Kaity: W-Wow...are you building a harem for Hank like in those fanfiction stories on Funkpad?

GF: Yes, I have seen how the other girls liked him and how they were defeated when I got to him first. I decided that I want them to be happy as well but if they want to be with Hank they need my approval and his.

Kaity: Oh can I! Uh I mean can my mother be in it? She has been missing a partner ever since our father was killed

GF: Maybe, we have to talk to her first

Michael: God dammit!

I had just beaten Michael in a round in the Super Smash Bros. He was using the newly added Jetstream Sam who has a very similar sword to mine while I used Senator Armstrong who is also new.

Michael: How did you win?!

Hank: Nanomachines Son

Tricky: They harden in response to physical trauma

Khole: You can't hurt him Michael

Michael: Okay you three spend too much time on the internet

Khole: I mean can you blame us? It's so much fun looking at memes

Hank: Yeah it's great entertainment

Kaity: [Jumps on Hank's lap] I want to know all about memes!

Hank: [Visually surprised] You have to be over 18 to know the true meaning of memes

3rd POV

Kaity: [Pouts] I'm 17 atleast!

Hank: You still have to wait

Khole: Yeah Kaity it can be a dangerous place for you

Kaity: Fine!

GF: Hey Kaity let's go to Alice now so that she can....you know

Kaity: Can't we do it later?

GF: I wish but Hank will be busy soon

Kaity: With what?

Girlfriend grabs Kaity by her hand and takes her over to the side so she can explain the recent events that have happened. After she finished explaining everything Kaity was in shock.

Kaity: So the recent murders that have been happening was because of an evil demon like hedgehog that Hank killed? And now there is more of them?!

GF: Yeah it has been really chaotic

Kaity: I can see why Hank has been busy. We should get them together and organise a date after this whole sonic thing!

GF: You're right! Let's go and see Alice now

The two girls go to the kitchen where Alice was, she was making more cookies but stopped when she saw that Girlfriend and Kaity were here.

Alice: Oh did you want more cookies Girlfriend?

GF: Umm no, we came here so that we can talk with you

Alice: What's wrong?

GF: It's nothing bad, It's just......I know about your crush on Hank

Alice: W-What?

Sorry this chapter took so long, as an apology here is a meme.