Chapter 33: Mysterious Anomaly

Hank: What? God?

Tricky: Wait that's God? Hey God!

Hank: No you idiot, this guy must be an egotistical idiot

I looked at this thing which got ready to run at me, I prepared myself but widened by eyes when I saw how fast it was. It or maybe he ran at me at speeds that I could just about see, I was about to react but Tricky was quicker and blocked his attack with his stop sign.

We both struck it back with our weapons and saw that it did some damage meaning it isn't insanely durable as I thought. His speed was incredible but I had dealt with worse like Tricky and Auditor, but it still was no joke.

We tried to hit him again but he dodged and back flipped back, I also noticed that when we blocked his attacks it lacked power. But there was still something off about him....something about his true power which he could be hiding.

He showed something that could be a hint of his true power when he teleported infront of me and struck me in the jaw. It only made me slide back across the ground on my feet because I tanked it well.

The thing looked at it's hand and shakes it many times as if it was in pain.

???: It hurts.....your Lower isn't just for show

Hank: Why don't you hit me there again? Maybe this time you might actually break your hand

???: I admit I thought you weren't much, I thought you were weak but you have surprised me with your abilities, I can sense something hidden inside of you involving your power just like me

Hank: I don't care what you think about me, I want to know what the hell are you?!

???: You think you can just demand my name? If you were the slightest bit weak I would've killed you. But since you are strong enough to block my attacks I will reveal my self

Tricky: So he isn't God?

Hank: Clown you know that's cap

Tricky: Yeah you're right, what am I thinking?

Exetior: My name is Sonic.Exe but you may call me Exetior

Hank: Exetior? That's a strange name

Tricky: What the fuck is a Sonic?

Hank: Just another victim

I run straight at this Exetior thing and go for a vertical slash, he avoids it by jumping back and then attempts to kick me. I bring my sword up to block it and counter by slashing him in the face which draws out blood from him.

Tricky: Hay! When can I fight?!

Hank: Give me a moment idiot, then you can fight

I looked back at Exetior who was ready to fight back but didn't move from where he was confused me.

Hank: Why aren't you moving?

Exetior: I can feel an enormous amount of power from that green clown and I want it. It makes him a great vessel for Him and the others

Hank: What the hell is wrong with him? He just responding and he isn't moving

Tricky: Is he having technical difficulties?

Hank: I don't know, he might need a software update.

Exetior: I can feel something from that human as well which is unnatural of his race. I'm not too sure what it is but it makes him a great threat as well as another vessel for us. I'm sure He wouldn't mind if I got an extra vessel. It's time to leave now

Hank: Alright that's it. I've had enough

I stabbed my sword into the ground and went up to Exetior with my fists ready, it seems he has finally stopped thinking and saw that I was infront of him. It was too late anyways because I pulled back my right fist and full on punched him in the face.

Because it was metal it dealt great damage and made him bleed from the mouth. His blood was much darker than normal, it was more black than red.

Exetior: His right hand is also metallic?! And why did it feel much more stronger than normal metal?! [Gets up] T-That hurt. I will see you two soon enough but it won't be a great situation for you. I can ensure you that

Tricky: Don't you fucking run awa!-and he's gone.....FUUUUUUCK!

Hank: Don't worry, we will see him again and then we can kill him

Tricky: Agh! You're right....still what the hell is a Sonic.Exe? And what type of name is Exetior?

Hank: I have no fucking idea, what I do know was that he was clearly the killer on the loose.

Tricky: Killer? The "I am God" one?

Hank: Yeah remember he said he was God which clearly is a lie

Tricky: Oh shit yeah you're right! Dammit! I wanted to show him who was a real God!

Hank: You?

Tricky: YES!

Hank: I thought so. Let's forget about this now because we have something to do

Tricky: Oh yeah! Breakimg children out of the Void! Just a regular day.....for us! You think there could be Void Police?

Hank: No you stupid fucking idiot! Besides if there was any then we would kill them

Tricky: You're right about that!

We put our weapons away and continue walking to the church of Sarvente. When we do reach it, we open the doors and go inside and then close doors. Thankfully Sarvente and Ruv were here.....but also....her.

Taki: H A N K

Hank: Fuck!

Sarvente: Taki stop that!

Taki: No :3

Sarvente: Sorry about her Hank, she needed a place to stay after her church was destroyed by Lemon Demon

Tricky:....That was a church?

Ruv: Yes it was...somehow

Tricky: What's up Russian man!?

Ruv: I'm good Clown

Sarvente: So what brings you here Hank?

Taki: Are you here to help me finally get P A Y B A C K on Sarvente? :D

Hank: No I'm not you crazy Nun. What the hell are even talking about?

Taki: S L E E P W I T H M E

Hank: Why? Also stop doing that

Taki: To make Sarvente jealous :)

Hank:....No

Tricky: Is she okay?

Hank:....No

Taki: So do you love Sarvente?

Hank.....No

Sarvente: [Sadly] O-Oh....

Ruv: [Pats her back] It's okay

Taki: And why don't you? Are you afraid she won't like you back?

Hank: No the reason is because I'm in a relationship somehow. Out of all people, it's me with a girlfriend

Taki: Why not share?

Hank: That isn't how relationships work idiot [Flicks her forehead]

Taki: Ow >_<

Hank: And that's coming from me. The guy who didn't know jackshit about them until 3 months ago.....okay maybe 2 because I was so lost a month in

Sarvente: Taki please stop now.

Ruv: Don't worry Hank, believe it or not she is actually getting better

Hank: Really? Now where have I heard that before? Okay Sarvente are you ready?

Sarvente: Ready? For what? [Realises what day it is] W-W-Wait are we doing it today?!

Hank: Why else would I be here? Well with the clown at least

Tricky: Hay! I'll have you know I'm  a great follower of God! Because I am him!

Hank: [Ignores Him] Yeah today is that day

Sarvente: I-I don't know if I'm ready

Hank: [Places his hands on her shoulders] Look. I understand that this can be stressful, but just know this will also be an amazing moment for you. You will be fine I promise, they miss you and they're great....mostly.

Sarvente's face went red but she smiled at me. She tells me that she won't panic but she still needs to get ready mentally as she will be meeting her children for the first time, when she leaves to go to the other room Ruv walks towards Tricky.

Ruv: Are they....really my children as well?

Tricky: That's what your little shit of a son said!

Ruv Hmmmm I don't know how to feel about this. Sarv is clearly in love with Hank so I don't think I should be the father.

Tricky: Well genetically, You are the father! Hehe I always wanted to say that. Oh yeah and remember that Hank is with Girlfriend so....congratulations!

Ruv: Yes I know but that didn't stop Sarv's feelings for Hank to disappear. Besides....I don't see Sarv that way, I see us as friends and it wouldn't feel right if I were to suddenly marry her because other versions of us had kids and those kids are going to be freed from a Void.

Tricky:...That's rough buddy

Ruv:...You spent too much time on the internet haven't you?

Tricky: Not just me, Deimos too! And even Hank!

Hank: Memes....the DNA of the soul

Sarvente: Okay I'm back! Oh Hank I forgot to ask, how is the Metal Jaw? Does it hurt?

Hank: No it doesn't. Why do people keep asking me that? I have lived with this before and so I'm always fine with it.

Sarvente: Well people just want to make sure, it means they care for you

Tricky: Hay Hank! Can we do this already?!

Hank: Fine let's get this over with

Tricky: Yes!

Taki: Can I kill them? :D

Everyone: NO!

Hank: Taki I swear to God I will beat the shit out of you!

Taki: ._. Okay

Hank: Clown go ahead

Tricky takes off his mask and places his halo on top of his head. His body began to twitch violently and he holds out his hand, he starts to charge it with energy and proceeds to open a rift in space and time.

We wait a few seconds before they finally walk out....

Selever

And Rasazy (She looks a bit older, like about 16 or 27. Couldn't find a good picture so I had to use the one we used before)

Selever: H-Hey....

Hank: [Facepalms] God dammit

Rasazy: [Stays quiet] Whar do we do?

Selever: I don't know!

Sarvente: [Teary Eyed] My children!

Sarvente went over to the two and hugged them dearly which saved Selever from his awkward moment there.

Sarvente: I'm so happy to see you! I-I couldn't believe it when I was told that I had a son and a daughter trapped in the void!

Selever: Y-Yes it was annoying at first but I grew to live there...I didn't mind it but I wasn't going to have my little sister spend all of her life in there. I wanted the best for her

Sarvente: I'm glad you looked over her son....your name is Selever right? That's a lovely name

Selever: [Blushes in Embarrassment] Th-Thank you M-Mother

(Reminder that this isn't a blush of love but in embarrassment so don't get the wrong idea readers)

Sarvente: And you are Rasazy correct? You looks so beautiful my darling

Rasazy: [Is about to cry] M-Mother...I missed you [Hugs her]

Sarvente: [Hugs her back] Shhhh. It's okay now, I'm here

Tricky: [Tearful] H-Hank this is so beautiful to watch! A better love story than Twilight and that's a different type of love!

Hank: [Sighs but smiles] Yeah Clown you're right

Taki: Why am I jealous of this scene? Maybe...I need what Sarvente has...I want something to love

Sarvente: [Stops the Hug] So who is the father? I wasn't told

Hank: It's R-

Ruv: We don't know yet

Hank: Hmm?

Selever&Rasazy: WHAT?!

Sarvente: Oh that's unfortunate but nevermind. I'm sure we can find out who the father is

Selever: [Whispers] Dad what are you doing?!

Ruv: [Whispers (so hard because of how loud he is)] I shouldn't be the father! I don't see your mother like that!

Selever: Dammit why do you have to make things so difficult?!

Hank: Selever it's okay, you don't need have to worry. Besides them two being together was the key for you both escaping but we bypassed all of that

Selever: Y.....You're right Hank

Hank: I'm always right

Rasazy: Hank [Hugs Him] Thank you

Hank: [Headpats her] No problem Kid. You've changed haven't you? You were much smaller before and now your head is just below my neck

Rasazy: [Stops the Hug] Mmm. I'm 17 now because of the void's time zone

Hank: Well thank god we got you out, you would've been older than me if you stayed for a bit longer

Rasazy: How old are you Hank?

Hank: Well in this world I'm....18? 19? I don't even know anymore

Rasazy: [Whispers] That's good

Hank: What was that?

Rasazy: N-Nothing! You've changed as well right? You look much different, you have ash white hair and.....WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Hank: Hmm?

Selever: Rasazy?

Rasazy: Y-Your lower jaw...it's metal? Your left eye is covered! Did someone cut it? And is that a metal hand too?!

Ruv: She really is your daughter

Sarvente: How can you tell?

Ruv: [Smirks] She panicked the same way you saw Hank like that.

Sarvente: I-I did not panic that much!

Selever: Wait what happened to you? Oh wow you look good with those parts

Rasazy: He shouldn't! It looks painful on you! How did this happen?

Hank: Well I was infected by the corruption so my good friend 2BDamned fixed me up, however my lower jaw, Right hand and left eye couldn't be saved so that's why I have the metal hand and jaw and the cover of my eye. But it's no big deal

Rasazy: It is to me! I'm worried for you Hank, you were my first friend I made.

Selever: Hey what about me?!

Rasazy: You're my brother idiot! -_-

Hank: Look kid I'm fine and you don't have to worry I promise

Rasazy: Fine...also don't call me a kid. I'm only a year or two younger now

Hank: Nah I need to call someone a kid now that Boyfriend is resting in peace and I choose you

Rasazy: [Pouts] Fine!

Hank: Anyways I need to go now, Girlfriend wanted me to come over to her house now

Sarvente: Has she finally moved in with her mother?

Hank: Yeah, take Sarvente. Selever and Rasazy, you two go have as much fun as possible. Ruv see you soon. Taki-

Taki: L E T U S M E E T G O D :D

Hank: Fuck no. Control yourself please. And finally go do what you want Clown. [Whispers] Watch out for that Exetior thing.

Tricky: Don't worry Hanky! I'll just kill him when I see him! :D

Hank: That's fine by me. Just make sure I get a few hits in

I leave the church and go straight to Girlfriend's house to see what she wants.

I wonder what she wants me for?

Next chapter is going to be so hard you have no idea but you will see why when that chapter comes out

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