Tricky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!

Hank: Oh God I'm getting PTSD flashbacks

GF: Of what?

Hank: This clown controlling a train

GF: Is it that bad?

Hank: Yes

Deimos: Well at least he is having fun!

2BDamned: That's a bad thing

Sanford: Hey So BF is here, who is going to fight him?

Christoff: I'm going to assume Hank will

Hank: Ehh I don't mind

GF: Actually Hank I want to hold him back

Hank: Are you sure you want to? Last time didn't go so well for you and we don't need a repeat of that

GF: I know it was bad, but I learnt from that mistake and I promise I won't let my guard down.

Hank: Okay just this once I will trust you-[Quickly dodges an attack] Alright who the fuck tried that?

My attacker was revealed to be Sarvente who was in her Demon form. I told Girlfriend to deal with the kid while I handle Sarvente. I was ready to take out my handcannon but instead roll to the side when Nikusa tried to attack me from behind.

I noticed that she was in her smaller form which was still bigger than me, after all I'm 6ft and she was 7ft. They attacked me from the front and back so I dodged and countered them. I heard footsteps approaching me from the side so I weave to the side and kick back my third attacker.

Hank: Oh hello Blair, you're looking horrible as always

However she wasn't alone because she was joined by Chara and Taki who had their respective weapons.

Hank: [Frowns] I wanted to do one v ones but it is what it is. They can't die which means lethal weapons are acceptable.

I take out my sword and held it in position as the others surround me. I stood there and waited for their move which was to jump me.

Hank: Amateurs

They thought this method was smart enough to stop me but sadly for them it didn't work because all I did was dodge and slash them. It was fine at first but soon it got annoying when Tabi, Sans, Agoti and Mommy Mearest.

Hank: For fucks sa-! [Gets toppled by them] Dammit I'm Claustrophobic!

I activate Madness Mode which created a shockwave around me, pushing everyone away. I slash Tabi and Agoti with my sword and then kick Sarvente into Tabi. I grab Sans by his skull and threw him into Mearest before shooting Chara multiple times with my Handcannon.

Nikusa got up but I took her down with a backflip kick to her jaw.

(Lesson 54: Don't put Hank in a claustrophobic situation)

They all collapsed to the floor so I thought it was time to leave. Sadly that wasn't the case because Nikusa got up and was still ready to run the ones with me. She then changed her height back to 10ft and had shadow tendrils similar to the kid's.

Deimos:

Hank: Good lord how are you not down yet?

She uses the shadow tendrils to attack me, I dodge them and manage to cut some but they were much bigger than the kid's.

Hank: You think you're the only one that can grow? [Transforms into Executioner Form] I can do the same

I cut all of the tendrils away with my sword and then summon a crossbow. I shoot her in the chest with an arrow before creating an LMG. I sheathe my sword and took aim with the LMG before opening fire.

A barrage of bullets shot her down to the ground and so I took this opportunity to shoot at the other corrupted around me, providing cover fire for the others.

Deimos: Holy shit!

Doc: A gun maniac at work is truly terrifying.

Hank: Dammit how long will this take. There is a lot of people here, the inkynomes who haven't been corrupted are Selever and Rasazy because they technically don't exist.

I see Retrospecter in his second form coming towards me so I open fire on him. His scales protect him which meant he still has his high defence. It also means that I have to surprise him to ruin his focus.

I throw the LMG at him which he didn't expect and then use Discharge to inflict damage on him. He is knocked back and tries to use a flame Breath which I blocked with my hand barrier.

I finish him off by using my electric telekinesis to pick him up and slam him head first into the ground. I saw that Nikusa was still getting up so I threw away my LMG and created a combat shotgun.

Hank: [Kicks her Down] Sorry about this Nikusa [Blasts her Five times]

Deimos: Well Hank is back to his brutal best!

Sanford: Thank God she is corrupted

[Back with the Auditor]

The battle between these two was still long but it was clear that LD was struggling while the Auditor was fine.

Auditor: What's wrong? Had enough? You're barely standing on those weak legs of yours

LD: H-How...how are you fine?

Auditor: I am part of a race with special powers. In other words I'm basically a God.

He stabs LD with a sword before blasting back.

[Back with the others]

Sanford: I'm surprised we're doing this well

Deimos: I know right. I mean I know we're good but we're fighting an army consisting of billions!

Sanford: Yeah, also you need to be careful

Deimos: What do you mean?

Sanford: [Blocks an attack from Tankman] There were a lot of times you could've been badly hit. And that was because you were trying to take a smoke!

Deimos: Aww come on what's wrong with that?

2BDamned: Deimos we are in the middle of a war. Both me and Sanford have to save your ass everytime!

Sanford: Yes so please focus for once, I don't want a repeat like last time

Deimos: [Loads Carbine Assault Rifle] Alright Fiiiiiiine

[Back with Hank]

After taking out Nikusa, I decided to walk around in base form and shoot at anyone that tried to attack me. I looked around to see that Christoff was having no difficulty with his enemies because he could just use his powers to keep them away.

Tricky......was having a bit too much fun however...especially when he started to beat the shit out of anyone that approached him, he was also in his Hellclown form.

Tricky: AHAHAHAHA! Hey Hank! Hank! We're getting milkshakes after this! This is amazing!

Hank: Damn I feel sorry for the opposition.

I hear a yelp of pain and look to my side to see that Girlfriend was struck to the floor. She was hit by Boyfriend who thought it was time to corrupt her.

GF: H-Hank help me!

This situation....is all too familiar to me.

Lila: You're a great person Hank, I-I wished I got to s-spend more time with you.....I love you

Sarvente: H-Hank...please....help me

Ruby: I-It H-Hurts! Ha-Hank...please save...m-me!

Hank: Not today

I took out my handcannon and shot the kid before he could do anything else. I go up to Girlfriend and help her up.

Hank: Are you okay?

GF: I-I'm fine, thank you. Sorry I was a bit useless there

Hank: Don't worry at least you tried. I need you to leave though, he's mine now

GF: Okay be careful

Hank: I'll be fine just go!

She leaves and I take out my sword to show the kid that he's fighting me next. He just stood there and looked at me with a smile. While we stared down at each other, we heard the fighting around us happening but paid no attention to it.

It was just me...and him.

Hank: You won't be able to kill me Kid. I don't care what this damm corruption does, I'm saving your midget ass

0:00

I run towards Boyfriend who used his shadow tendrils to attack me. I held my sword and slashed them away, continuing my advance towards him.

0:11

I close the distance between us and slash him, he didn't see it coming but still got his guard up. He attacked me but I dodged to the side and slash him again which staggered him.

0:24

I unleash many slashes that cut Boyfriend before I knocked him to the ground and with a left hook. I position my sword to point at his face.

Hank: Give up

I felt something grab my ankle so I looked down to see that it was a shadow tendril grabbing my ankle.

0:36

Hank: Do it, I dare you.

He slams me to the ground before throwing me into a nearby rock. I get up but was attacked immediately by BF who punched me through the rock.

I got up again but quickly blocked another attack from the kid.

Hank: Hmm so you have gotten stronger haven't you? Too bad that won't stop me

1:00

I kick the kid in the shin before throwing my sword in the air. I proceed to punch him a few times before dodging one attack and responding by grabbing his arm and throwing him over my shoulder and slamming him to the ground.

1:11

BF was slowly getting up so I kick him and launch him slightly in the air. I jump up and grab his leg so that I can slam him to the ground. I jump back when he tried to sneak attack me with his shadow tendrils and take out my handcannon.

He rushes at me with the intent to kill but stopped in his tracks when he saw me already aiming at his head.

Hank: Jackpot

1:24

I pull the trigger and blast him in the face, he slowly regenerated so I shot him in the chest a few times, knocking him back to the ground.

Hank: [Catches Sword] Are you sure you want to continue? I will accept surrender just this once.

The kid got up once again and looked as if he wasn't going to give up.

Hank: Okay I gave you your chance, now eat lead

1:37

I spin my handcannon before shotting him multiple times, each time knocked him back further and further. I even had time to check on everyone else. He just about moved away from my bullets and jumped at me.

1:49

I block his attack with my sword but it struck against my guard in a way that it broke it and gave him the opportunity to hit me a few times.

Hank: Agh Fuck!

I hit back which sent him face first into the ground. However I noticed that I felt a bit weaker as I almost lost my footing.

Hank: W-What the hell?

[End Theme]

I look at myself and saw that my body was slowly corrupting. Compared to the others it was spreading really slow. I was shocked because I thought it wasn't possible.

Deimos: Hank? I-Is that the corruption on you? How?!

Sanford: Wait Hank is corrupted?

Deimos: Well not yet, it's spreading slowly though

Hank: I don't know how that's even possible

Higher Powers: Allow us to explain Hank

Hank: Wait...the Higher Powers?

Higher Powers: We have removed the resistance to the corruption from you

Hank: W-What did you fucking say?!