A week later from last time, the three of us went to that music concert in a pack. The clown didn't come with us which made me sign in relief knowing I don't have to deal with his bullshit.

I follow the BF and GF to the front of the concert where this band was playing, Girlfriend was the one who bought the VIP tickets for us which was a good thing. I hope this thing is actually enjoyable.

After a few songs played, BF and GF were amazed on how great it was me in the other hand....

Hank: Ehh it was alright

Then the lead singer looked towards us and seemed to recognise the kid, he tells him to come up but he wasn't sure so Girlfriend made him go up and even dragged me up on stage as well.

Wait what?!

Hank: Why the fuck am I on here?

GF: Because I'm sure this will be fine for you

Hank: T_T

CJ: Hey there I'm CJ! I've heard about you! You beat Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest in a rap battle right?

BF: A-Actually I didn't get to finish against DD

CJ: Oh I see but that's still cool! Oh you must be their daughter Girlfriend! And you are.....who are you?

GF: Oh this is Hank J. Wimbleton, a good friend of ours

CJ: Oh well it's good to see you Hank! Hey BF! Up for a friendly competition?

BF: Am I? Of course I am!

Me and Girlfriend go to stand on the side and watch the two rap battle. If you're wondering who I think will win it's obvious it will be the kid. From what I have seen from this CJ, he is alright but not on the kid's level.

CJ: Not bad! I'm definitely not upset that you outperformed me

GF: What do you think about that Hank?

Hank: Ehh it was alright

???: S-Sorry I'm late!

A girl with white hair and purple eyes comes running on stage, she had this face of worry as if she did something wrong and didn't mean it.

CJ: Oh don't worry it's fine Ruby, this is our best vocalist and my friend Ruby. You know what BF, you should have a turn against her!

Ruby: W-Wait CJ are you sure? I-I don't think I should....

CJ: Oh nonsense! You're amazing Ruby!

Hank: Yeah you can't be as bad as the clown

Ruby: Eep! Y-You sound intimidating!

CJ: Ruby that's a bit rude to say about someone

Ruby: O-Oh I'm sorry Mr!

Hank: *sighs* It's fine, my name is Hank. Also Ruby right? You should try at least. You can be really good but won't know if you keep downplaying yourself

Ruby: I-I see, thank you for this advice Mr Hank!

Hank: Please just call me Hank

Ruby: R-Right Hank!

GF: Can you tell that Hank has becoming much nicer lately

BF: *smiles* Yes he is and that is a great thing for him. Anyways I'm going to rap battle Ruby now!

He goes forward and starts the next song, when they finished the crowd went wild. Jeez, music must be the religion in this world.

CJ: Well done Ruby! That was amazing!

Ruby: T-That was so terrifying! Did I really do good Mr Hank?

Hank: I said-! Ahh forget it, yeah you did good, well done

Ruby: *blushes* Thank you so much Mr-uhh I mean Hank!

CJ: Hey we should do a 2v1! Me and Ruby vs Boyfriend!

GF: Hey that isn't fair! I'll join up with you BF!

Hank: And I'll wait on the side, it's all I do in these rap battles.....Unless someone wants to die

CJ: Woooh that was great! Even though we lost I had fun! Hey Hank why don't you try?

Hank: Yeah no

Ruby: Why not Hank?

Hank: It isn't my type of thing

Crowd: Mask Off! Mask Off Mask Off!

Hank: What the hell are they on about?

BF: Mask off?

CJ: Oh they're referring to you Hank! The crowd wants you to take off your mask!

Hank: Hell no!

BJ: Come on Hank! Just this once!

Hank: No!

GF. Hank I'll buy you chocolate milk

Hank:....Fuck I can't say no to that. How many times do I have to do this?

I sigh and pull down my hood and slowly take off my mask while muttering on why people want to see my face. What's so special about it?

Crowd: YEAAAAAAH!

Fangirls: HANK SENPAI!

Hank: Ah shit not them!

Monika: *blushes* H-He is so handsome! Wait? Is that Hank? *waves her hand* Hank! Boyfriend! Girlfriend!

BF: Oh look! It's Monika!

GF: Hey Monika!

Hank: [waves] Sup

Ruby: [Sees his face and Blushes] T-That's your face? [Faints]

CJ: [Catches her] Ruby!

Luckily she woke up after a few seconds and was fine. I put my mask and hood back on and was ready to leave.

Hank: Come on you two, we're going now. I need my Chocolate Milk!

Ruby: U-Umm Hank, I'd like to say thank you

Hank: For what?

Ruby: F-For giving me confidence

Hank: It isn't a problem, Now....time for the Chocolate Milk!

I grab the Kid and place him on under my arm and grab Girlfriend, placing her on my shoulder.

GF: [Blushes] H-H-Hank! Wait!

Hank: Chocolate Milk does not wait!

I run off with the two, leaving CJ and Ruby confused. A week later, the four of us, yes that includes the clown as well, were together because me and the clown were actually fighting. And  no we weren't in our usual style.

Tricky: Give me the ice cream tub!

Hank: No!

Tricky: Give it!

Hank: Fuck no!

Tricky: I will kill you!

Hank: I will send you to Jesus!

BF: Oh no this could get really bad!

GF: Not really

She gets another tub of ice cream and walks over to me, she taps my shoulder as I turn to her. I see the new tub so i throw the other one and hit Tricky in the face before grabbing the other one from Girlfriend.

Hank: Thank you!

GF: So a ruthless killer like yourself is an ice cream and chocolate milk addict?

Hank: You have no idea how hard it is to get them in Nevada, hey who the hell is that?

GF: Hmm? Ehhh?!

The four of us look to see a girl with long blue hair and pink eyes, those pink eyes has hearts as the pupil-oh god......is she....like Blair?!

Girl: U-Umm are you Boyfriend?

BF: Yes I am, who are you?

Sky: I'm S-Sky and I have something to say to you

BF: What is it?

Sky: I-I love you! Will you be my boyfriend?!

BF: What?!

GF: The?!

Tricky: Hell?!

Hank: [Shrugs and has Ice cream] Ehh

Boyfriend and this Sky girl went to have a singing battle to decide his girlfriend while Girlfriend was annoyed at this girl. Meanwhile I was having my wonderful ice cream and so was the clown.

After a while it was clear that the Sky girl was upset from losing twice.

Sky: Why don't you leave her for me? I can be a much better Girlfriend than her

BF: Y-You don't understand I'm not interested in you

I ignored them for a solid 2 minutes and focused on my ice cream, when I finished it I looked up to see that Girlfriend was nailed by her wrists to a cross and that Sky over here....had transformed into a Demon.

Hank:

Hank: Are you okay?

Girlfriend: Oh don't worry I'm fine [Laughs at Sky] It's funny how you manifest crucifixions but you can't manifest any guys

Hank:

Sky: AGGGHH! Why don't you shut up?! Maybe I should get rid of you now!

Okay enough is enough

Tricky: Dammit my ice cream is finished! Hank I need more!

Hank: Wait dumbass

I walk towards the kid and Demon Sky, she noticed me walking towards them so she gave me the same treatment that she gave Girlfriend, pinning me to a cross my by palms.

Sky: Wait there! I'll deal with you later!

Hank: No i don't think I will

I casually escape by dragging my hands through the pins and dropping to my feet. Boyfriend and Girlfriend winced at the sight while Sky was left in shock.

Sky: D-Do you not feel the pain?

Hank: Ehh it will heal later, besides I know what pain is and that wasn't it right there. I received much worse than that.

Tricky: Yoo hoo!

She raises her hands and sends more of those nails at me which I easily deflected away with my sword. When I got in close she went to attack me with her claws but stopped when the point of my sword was just before he neck.

The sudden speed of my movement causes her to trip backwards and sit on the floor. My sword was now close to her face as she reverted back to normal.

Hank: I could just kill you right here, right now. But I'm a reasonable man.

Tricky: CAP!

Hank: Let me give you some advice, look for someone else, the kid does not want to be with you and you should respect that. There will always be someone better. Do not ruin your life for some stupid obsession.

I spin my sword in my hand and sheathe it on my back. I then leave Sky and go towards Girlfriend and help her down.

GF: Once again thank you Hank

Hank: Yeah no problem, I'm slowly getting used to saving you and the kid.

GF: If you call BF a kid and refer Tricky as The Clown, what do you call me? Do I not have a nickname Hank?

Hank: Not really I just call you by your name

GF: [Pouts] Why can't I have one?

Hank: I could always call you succubus

GF: [Blushes Madly in Embarrassment] H-H-H-HANK!

Hank: Come on you two! We're leaving!

BF: Coming!

Tricky: I better get new ice cream Hank!

GF: Hank don't ignore me! Why do you keep calling me that?!

Hank: Yeah don't worry clown we'll get you some later

GF: Hank!

Sky: H-He....he is right, I wasn't myself back there. Maybe I should find someone better. What was his name? Hank? [Blushes] he looked cool back there.....

[3 days later]

Hank: Oh shit!

I use my sword to block a chainsaw from ending my life. Thank god my sword is durable as hell! I push back against the chainsaw and jump back to gain some distance and to gain a better look at my attacker.

This is Taki, a crazy nun with a chainsaw who attacked me, the kid and the succubus....heh she isn't going to like that I called her that.

Taki: You will meet God! :D

Hank: God wouldn't like to meet me anyway!

I continue to dodge her attacks as the other two watch in worry, while I avoided her, I begun to think...

HOW THE FUCK DID WE END UP IN THIS SITUATION?!