"So, the white house has this, this and this entrance." I said while pointing at specific points on a board that was conveniently here.

"Sofia, that's not the white house, that's a McDonalds game." Frank pointed out and I looked at it, seeing that it was in fact a McDonalds game.

"Shit, wrong side." I turned the board over and the drawing that I made of the White House showed up. "This are the entra-"

"Yeah yeah. Ignore that. We need explosives to enter there!" Wade exclaimed, got up and pushed me to the couch so he was the only one standing. "Since I'm Deadpool himself, I know how to this. We run for our lives in the direction of the house, but before we reach the gates we throw explosives and explode them. After that we will use weapons that I have in the car."

"One thing. Before we kill Trump, I wanna pull his wig out of his head." Vic said from beside me.

"Same." I chimed in, but not in the church to ruin a wedding like Brendon.

"You said that you're gonna bring your guitar, right. Why? It's a guitar." Wade said, completely oblivious to the power that that guitar holds.

"Well my friend, if you play an exact accord in an exact place, the guitar will fire a laser. No one knows about the existence of this guitar." Frank explain while showing off his guitar.

"The same goes for my bass, Ray's guitar and Gee's mic." Mikey said, pointing to the things on the floor beside the broken glass.

"I'm good with butter knives." Vic said and showed butter knives that somehow appeared in her hand.

"I can do karate. And can fire a pistol." I raised my hand and shrugged.

"Okay, plan is attack and to enter is do what I said." Wade said.

"Do you wanna stop at McDonalds first. I'm kinda hungry and we need to have a decent meal before everything goes to shit." Ray said.

"Agree with him." Gee said and we all nodded. We got up and went to my car.

"Everyone is gonna be on top of each other. Except me, I need to drive." I said and sprinted to the drivers seat. They somehow got inside of the car and were good but when the trip started, they all started to revoltate.

"WADE GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT OF MY FACE!"

"GET YOUR STINKY FEET OFF MY MOUTH!" 

"WHO THE FUCK FARTED?!"

"OW! THAT'S MY FUCKING BALLS FUCKHEAD!"

"DO YOU MIND SHUTTING THE FUCK UP?!" I yelled over the yells and they were quite for a minute or two before it went to shit again.

"WHO'S ASS IS ON MY FACE AGAIN?"

"STOP LICKING MY HAND DEMON!"

"SOFIA, YOUR BROTHER'S DICK IS ON MY FUCKING FACE! EW!"

"SERIOUSLY, WHO FARTED AGAIN?! OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW!"

"WE'RE HERE!" I once again screamed and immediately got out of the car. Geesus, it smells so bad inside of the car.

"I'm just glad I went on the passenger seat." Vic said as she came to my side and stared with me at the boys trying to get out of the car.

"You could have helped." Gee groaned once they managed to get out and we all went inside.

"That way wouldn't be fun to watch." We all ordered happy meals and sat at a booth far away from people. I'm impressed nobody has noticed-

"OH MY GOD! IT'S MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND THEIR FRIENDS!" Someone screamed.

"Fuck." We all said, grabbed our happy meals and toys and made a run for our dear lives and I don't know how but I think I heard the music from the vine 'run' playing in the background.

"I just realised that it's gonna take a couple of hours to arrive at the white house." Mikey said with a sigh and we all groaned.

I don't know what this is

If your confused, don't worry I am too

If you haven't realised, Frank and Sofia are supposed to be brother and sister

The plot is basically them going to kill Trump with Deadpool because Deadpool is a mercenary and basically kills for a living and is awesome

bai