"Okay so, I did some search on google and found a page '20 Celebs Who Caught Heat for Using Racial Slurs' and I think that counts so let's punish!" I say as we fly on some unicorns we found when we got out of McDonalds. Mikey almost cried.

Mikey.

Michael James 'Poker Face' Way.

Almost cried.

Wow.

"Let's go Fluffy and friends!" Mikey shouted and the unicorns did a 'yee-haw' sound and went faster

"First: Hannah Brown." Gee said as we landed at her house. We didn't bother to knock, we just run through the door and went to the living room to see her making a tik tok dance.

"You said the n-word. Pay your consequences." Frank spitted on her and Vic threw several butter knives at her.

"Next: Madonna." Patrick said.

"Wait Madonna? *le gasp*"

"We are basically gonna do the same to the other people so we don't need to describe to the reader. Just say the names of the people." Andy broke the 4th wall and we honestly agreed.

"Gwyneth Paltrow"

"Paris Hilton"

"Tim Allen"

"Abby Lee Miller"

"Who are most of these guys?" Pete asked.

"Have no idea." Brendon said.

"Ryan Guzman"

"Camila Cabello"

*le gasp*

"Giuliana Rancic"

"Paula Deen"

"Roseanne Barr"

"I searched for celebrities but I don't even know the major part of this people."

"I'm disappointed on you google"

"Jack Maynard"

"Hartley Sawyer"

"Kelly Osbourne"

"Hulk Hogan"

"Chelsea Handler"

"Gigi Hadid"

"PewDiePie"

"Wwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaattttttttt"

"Mel Gibson"

"Bill Maher"

"Do any of you readers know this people?" 

"it's basically just one reader that reads this crack but oh well"

This list ended but we still went around and killed random people.

How our lives turned around, we were some random bands a few days ago and now we are the kings and queens that kill people and people love it because the people we kill are bad or did something bad-

"YO MOTHERFUCKER! DROP THE WEAPON" Some random dude shouted at us with a gun as giant as a big metal can. We dropped it because we heard the angels sing and then saw Lucifer come down from the clouds and kill the dude.

"LUCI!" I exclaimed because- "LONG TIME NO SEE"

"BITCHES!"