More crackhead shit
As we were expecting, when the world woke up and heard the news about the murder of Trump by none other than us, the world started to celebrate and people from all around the world came to where the white house is to see us, even Pope Francis.
What we weren't expecting was, because we were just joking, that the people actually began to chant "Kings! Queens!" and so that's how we ended up being crowned by Pope Francis.
Since the white house was destroyed the people that build things are gonna build a castle there for us all.
"I want to have a slut room." Brendon randomly says on our first oficial meeting as kings and queens.
"Brendon, it's a castle, you can have whatever you want because we have so many fucking space." Patrick said with a 'we rule bitch' face.
"Just tell us where it is so we can avoid it at all costs." Ray said with a disgusted face. Can't blame him.
"I want an unicorn." Mikey whined.
"We know Mikey." We all said and Mikey pouted.
"I wanna kill racists and homophobic people." I said while pointing my gun out of the window.
"Now that's something." The people in the room got up so I got up too and out of the blue our weapons were on our hands and we walked out of the room, that really was the back room of a random McDonald's because the castle is being build.
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