If you're ever bored, replace the words I, I'm, I'll, Me, My in any song with the word Greg.

You used to call Greg on his cellphone

Late at night when you need Greg's love

Wake Greg up

(Wake Greg up inside)

Greg can't wake up

(Wake Greg up inside)

Save Greg

Say something Greg's giving up on you

And Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggg

will always love youuuuuuuuuuu

Greg's worth it

Give it to Greg he's worth it

Uh-huh Greg's worth it

Give Greg give Greg Greg's worth it

This is what I do when I'm bored...halp.