Once I put everything in my locker I go to class.

Second class...Chemistry.

When I finally find the classroom I'm ten minutes late.

I walk in and try not to be noticed.

But of course I fail.

"Awe, you must be Richelle Nom." Ms.Driscoll, my chemistry teacher asks.

She's got her dead husbands skeleton beside her. But that's just her being herself.

"Yep. That's me..." I say.

"Since its your first day of school I won't give you a detention. Now, tell the class some things about yourself." She makes the skeleton talk.

"My names Richelle Nom. There's nothing really else to say."

"Yes there is. Where were you born? Do you have siblings? Do you have any pets? Whats your favourite colour?" She asks.

"I was born in Boston and I lived there for most of my life. Until my dad got a job promotion and I moved here. I'm an only child. I have a pet parrot named Tang. And my favourite colour is black." I say.

"Are you sure your not Randy's twin? You look exactly like him, except for the hair. And the fact that your a girl." Howard says.

First...I wish I wasn't a girl. But if I wasn't I wouldn't be here.

And second...I am technically Randy's twin. We just have opposite personalities.

"I can assure I am not his twin." I say.

"Okay...take a seat in the back...beside...Steven." She says.

Steven? Seriously?

He flirts with every girl! I bet half of the monster attacks here. He has caused. The other half Randy caused by making Theresa mad or jealous. At least I'm not sitting with her.

I sit beside him and he doesn't say a word. He only smirks at me.

But ignore him. I just don't feel like having any drama win this kid.

Once class is over I walk to my locker and get my- Oh yeah I don't have any lunch...

I guess I'll just go to the cafeteria and see if I can make at least one friend.

But of course I have to run into Bash...

"Hey you! I haven't seen you before! You must be new! That means I have to give you a welcome wedgie!" He yells.

"You sure bout that?" I ask.

"Yeah! I'm sure!" He yells.

"Why don't you give some nerd a wedgie and let me go have lunch?" I ask

I try to walk past him but he puts his hand on my shoulder grabbing it. I smirk.

I flip him over and he falls onto the ground.

Everyone starts clapping and I walk into the cafeteria.

Two girls stop me. Theresa and Debbie.

"Hey that was really cool what you did out there!" Theresa says.

"Yeah. I am pretty cool." I say.

"I love the accent by the way!" Theresa says.

"Mhm."

"So you wanna sit with us?" Debbie asks.

"Sure. It's not like I have anyone else to sit with." I say.

We walk over and take Shangri-Lunch. Since all the freshman's are too shy to. Then we can take it.

"So...your new?" Theresa asks.

"Yeah." I say.

"I like your hair. It's...unique." Debbie says.

"Everyone says that." I roll my eyes.

"Not in a bad way. I actually like it." Debbie says.

"Thanks." I say.

"You thinking about joining any clubs? Teams?" Theresa asks.

I guess I never really thought about it.

I could join the wrestling team. Maybe the football team. Or I join the Ninjutsu club.

"I might join the football team." I say.

Then I could put all my anger into the sport. Not that I have any. But if I did...

They all stare at me as if I'm crazy.

"What? You see what I did back there. I'm strong enough to join." I say.

"They combine the boys and girls." Theresa says.

"So?" I ask.

"Excuse me that's our seats your sitting in." Howard says.

"But we like it here." I roll my eyes.

"Well I don't care." Howard says.

Theresa's just staring at Randy. She does have a huge crush on him after all.

"If you want to sit here so badly, why not sit with us?" I ask.

"No way." Howard says.

"Howard let's just go." Randy says.

"No Cunningham. This is our table." Howard says.

This is getting annoying.

"Well this is our table. And I suggest you leave." I stand up.

"No. I suggest you leave!" He yells.

Your gonna get stanked if you keep getting so mad at me. Not that I care...

"Just calm down Howard." I say.

"No. I will not calm down. When I get back, I want you to leave." He yells and then leaves.

Then everyone stares at us.

"Anyone got a problem?" I ask.

Then they look away.

And then a monster bursts in here.

It's Howard isn't it?

He looks like donkey kong on drugs.

"Richelle!" He yells.

"Not now." I say.

He runs up to me and grabs me.

"Oh no! Help! Please!" I yell sarcastically.

"You will pay!" He yells. And throws me at a wall.

"Is that all you got?" I laugh.

"Smokebomb!" The ninja yells.

"It's the ninja!" Theresa yells.

No really? I thought it was Santa.

I roll my eyes.

I guess I'll see if Randy can actually defeat this thing. I mean, all I have to say to him is that he can have my table.

He fights Howard for about five minutes. Now it's getting boring.

"I don't understand! Why can't I defeat you Howard!"

Randy talks to himself? Seriously?

He's probably thinking like, oh I only talk to myself because I need expert advice.

No. You talk to yourself because your schizophrenic

"Yo Howard!" I yell.

He runs over here and grabs me.

"Will you stop if I give you my table?" I ask.

Then he de-stanks.

I can practically hear the sorcerers screams of defeat.

"I was kidding." I say.

He probably doesn't here me cause he's still suffering from...oh what did Randy call it?

Stanknesia?

"What happened?" Howard asks.

"You turned into a monster and the I de-stanked you." I say.

And I just said stank didn't I? Yep.

"Well thanks I guess." He says.

"No problem." I say.

"How did you know to apologize to him?" Randy asks.

"I...uhh...cause he was upset and then you- I mean, and then  Randy ran after him. It just seemed kind of obvious." I say.

Please buy it.

"Oh." He says.

"So where is Randy?" I smirk.

"He's- uhh...in the bathroom maybe." Randy says.

"Oh okay." I say.

He's standing right in front of me.