A few days later

Storm's POV

"Storm, wake up!" Tsunade yells.

I jump awake. "Yes Ma'am!" I say to her with a salute.

"You fell asleep reading." Tsunade says to me.

I look back at the stacks of books I already finished. "Oh." I say and calm down.

"Yeah, oh, now get back to reading." Tsunade says to me.

My stomach grumbles. "I'm taking a minor break for food though first." I say to her.

"Here, I had Shizune get us some food." Tsunade says handing me a bento.

"Oh, well then, thanks Tsunade." I say to her and I start eating the food.

I finish eating a few minutes later and I continue reading.

Izumo and Kotesu run in a few hours later.

"Sasuke, has run away from the village." Izumo and Kotesu say to Tsunade.

"Why that little bastard." I mutter.

Shikamaru gets called a few minutes later.

"Storm?" Shikamaru asks looking at my open Jonin vest over my blue long sleeve.

"Jonin." I say to him and Shikamaru's eyes widen then smirks. 

"Nice job." Shikamaru says fist bumping me.

"Hey your a Chunin that's awesome for someone so lazy." I say to him with a smirk.

Tsunade clears her throat.

"Oh, I forgot about you." I say to Tsunade and she just rolls her eyes.

"Shikamaru, Sasuke has run away, make up a team and go out and bring him back." Tsunade says to him.

"Then can I have some Chunin and Jonin?" Shikamaru asks.

"Storm." Tsunade says to me.

I sigh and get up. "Seems I'm your subordinate for this mission Shikamaru." I say to him with a smirk.

"Alright, lets get a few other Genin." Shikamaru says to me with a smirk.

"Ok." I say to him and I follow Shikamaru out of the room and to Naruto's apartment.

Me and Shikamaru bang on his door. "Naruto wake up!" We yell.

Naruto opens the door with a yawn.

"Sasuke has run away, get ready, we're gonna go get him." Shikamaru says to him.

My eye twitches in annoyance as he stands there processing this. "You moron, Sasuke ran away damn it and your just gonna stand there like nothings happening?" I ask him annoyed.

It hits him and he runs inside and then runs back out in his normal attire. "Lets go get Sasuke then." Naruto says to us.

"We have to get a few more people first." Shikamaru says to him.

We walk to Choji's and we sit on his steps.

I pull out a chip bag and open it.

Shikamaru and I start eating while Naruto questions us.

"I suggest you help us or we're not gonna be able to stop Sasuke and bring him back." I say to Naruto annoyed. "This is so not good for me to eat this so early in the morning." I say and Shikamaru nods.

Shikamaru holds up the last chip and I hear running, the door behind us opens, and Choji grabs the chip, says something as he eats it, Shikamaru tells him what's going on and Choji gets ready.

We run into Kiba and Akamaru, Shikamaru tells him what's going on, we run to the gates and run into Lee and Neji.

I nod to them.

"Oh Storm seems you have a flack jacket." Lee says to me.

"Jonin." I say to him.

"WHAT?" Naruto, Lee and Kiba yell shocked.

"Good job." Choji and Neji say to me.

I nod to them in thanks.

Me, Neji, Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji and Kiba map out a plan and look at our weapons. We leave and we start running.

"When I get my hands on the Duckass, Emo, Obsessive, Uchiha, I'm gonna strangle him." I mutter behind Shikamaru.

"We're supposed to bring him back, not kill him." Shikamaru says to me.

"I was just gonna strangle him until he passes out so much that he might not wake up is all." I say to him.

"STORM!" Everyone yells at me.

"I said might, doesn't mean he will wake up." I say to them with a small shrug.

"STORM!" They yell at me again.

"What?" I ask them.

"We're supposed to bring him back alive, not comatized." Kiba says to me and Akamaru barks in agreement.

"And? He'll wake up." I pause. "Maybe." I say to them with a shrug.

"Your hopeless." Shikamaru says to me.

I nod. "I know." 

We catch up for the most part, Shikamaru comes up with a plan and tells me to walk into the clearing.

I roll my eyes and do what he says. I walk into the clearing and four people turn to look at me, tired and annoyed.

I guess I'm supposed to distract them. Uh, maybe strike up a conversation?

"Well? What are you doing here?" A girl asks me annoyed.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there, I was looking at the scenery." I say to them with a smirk.

"Oh you little" A guy with two heads says to me.

"Little what?" I ask him with a smirk.

"Storm can be a scary smartass." Kiba mutters.

"Little bitch, that's what you are." A guy with dark skin says to me with a smirk.

"Oh, thanks for the compliment dumbass." I say to him with a smirk.

All four of them growl at me.

"Ohhh, I'm making you mad. I'm making you guys mad, ohhh here's a question, do I annoy you? Well? Do I annoy you?" I ask them with a smirk.

I see tick marks appear on their heads. "Yes you do annoy us and your making us mad." They say through gritted teeth.

"Huh, that's a different answer than usual." I say a bit dumbfounded. "Alright, time to piss you off then." I say and I stand there staring at them for no reason.

"I don't know why, but you just staring at us pisses me off." The dark skinned guy says to me.

"I agree with you." The other three says to him.

"See, I pissed you off." I say to them with a smirk.

"She got us, damn her." The guy with two heads says.

"I can think of other ways to piss you off, buuuuttt, most of you look like your infected with a weird virus that makes you guys look like creatures from the black lagoon." I say to them.

"Keep calm, this is just another way to piss us off." The girl says to her teammates.

"That's no fun if you already know." I say to them.

"But you have to admit, she's smart, no wonder Lord Orochimaru wants her." The guy with two heads says to them.

"Yeah she is." The girl says and watches me.

"Oh my Kami, my plan backfired." I lie looking at them.

"Or maybe not." The girl says dumbfounded.

I smirk. "Do you really believe a word I say? Wow, I didn't know you guys were dumber than dumbasses." I say to them. "Now, I'm gonna say this once, hand over my teammate." I say to them.

"Who?" The guy with two heads says to me.

"Sasuke, hand over Sasuke or I'm gonna pound you, you see the forest is basically my domain." I say to them with a smirk.

"Oh yeah? Well, your in our domain also, so don't think we're gonna go easy on you." The guy with the dark skin says to me.

I didn't think about that, well, they have nothing on me. How strong are these guys any way, if they're subordinates of Orochimaru, they must be strong and they must have a curse mark. Crap, this is a pain. And there is four of them, damn.

"You know, she's kind of cute, she's got blue eyes and brown hair, what guy wouldn't like her?" The guy with the dark skin says looking at me with a smirk.

I shiver. "I've heard that too many times. My looks are a curse mark of their own." I say to myself. 

"Your probably a narcissist aren't you?" The girl asks.

I shake my head. "More like a book worm and a smartass, sarcastic and rude person." I say to her as I think of more things about myself.

"Uh huh." The four say as they surround me. 

"Well then." I say and pull out some kunai. I jump up and into a tree, I sit there looking at them in a crouched position. 

"What? Are we too strong for you that you have to hide?" The fat guy asks.

"The fat lady sings." I say with a smirk.

The dark skinned guy, the two headed guy and the girl, crack up.

I mock opera sing and the three laugh as the fat guy growls in anger.

"Oh how I love my job." I say placing over my heart dramatically.

"What job?" The girl asks me suddenly suspicious.

I hand upside down on a branch in front of them. "Oh, my smartass job of course, I wish I was paid to be a smartass though, I'd make so much money, I could buy out my apartment building." I say crossing my arms annoyed.

"Uh huh, yes, sure." The fat guy says staring me straight in the eyes annoyed.

"I feel like I was supposed to do something, oh yeah, bring Sasuke back home so I can strangle him for leaving." I say placing my fist on my palm as I remember.

"You got us so off track with your talking that you made us get behind schedule." The two headed guy blames me.

"So I did, huh, I guess so, I was supposed to read more books on healing Nin-Jutsu today, but my moronic teammate decided to run away and distract me from my studies." I say with a roll of my eyes and I cross my arms over my chest.

"You kids are weird." The two headed guy says to me with a roll of his eyes.

"You know, I should really call you four eyes, because you have four eyes, no one can tell if its a burn or the truth." I say tapping my chin.

The other three laugh at this.

"Oh ha, ha." The two heads say to me sarcastically.

"Ah shit they both talk." I say standing up straight on top of the branch again.

All five? of them laugh at me, or is it four? Oh my brain.

"Wait, can I count you as four, or five? I mean, four eyes here has two heads, isn't that considered two or just one?" I ask them.

"Huh." They all say stumped by my question.

I stand there thinking and my bangs get in my face, I brush them aside as I think. "Well I mean, I guess it could be four since your both of the same body. But then again, it could be counted as five since there is two heads, I don't know, I've stumped myself." I say to them.

I hear the others trying not to crack up and succeeding, for the most part.

"Wait, we have to take you down so we can head back to the Sound Village." The girl says to me.

"Aww, but I like her, she's funny." The dark skinned guy says to the girl.

"Well I for one don't." The fat guy says as he crosses his arms.

"She's completely stumped me so I don't know if I should or should not like her." The two headed guy says to them.

"Yes, she is funny, but she's our enemy and by the looks of it a Chunin or Jonin too." The girl says pointing to me.

"Oh well." I say and pull out a kunai. "I knew I wouldn't be able to talk for too long." I say to them with a shrug. "Anyways, I'm a Jonin, not a Chunin."

"She's gonna be hard to beat." The guy with two heads says looking at me.

"Its four against one, are you serious? You have the advantage here." I say to them.

"She's right, we do have the advantage." The girl says to them.

"Yeah, we do, but she has a pretty face, it'd be a shame to ruin it though." The dark skinned guy says to them.

"Well I could care less about what she looks like, we need to get back." The two headed guy says as he crosses his arms.

"Oh my Kami, I swear I'm getting a headache listening to you guys." The girl says to them.

I finish the last of my hand signs and I control their shadows.

"What's going on?" The dark skinned guy asks as he crouches like a spider.

"I should call you spider man, for your spidery parts." I say to him.

"That's actually clever." The girl says looking at me.

"You know, the more I look at you, the more I think, why do guys come after me when there is more beautiful girls like you out there? I mean, trust me, a lot of guys would fall for blue or brown eyes but a lot of other guys have different tastes, some guys like girls with red hair. I'd be funny if I we're to break out into song right now." I say to her.

I mess around with them some more and I make them do as Shikamaru told me, drag my team out.

"There were others? And we didn't even realize?" The spider guy asks shocked.

"You were so busy looking and talking to Storm, that you didn't even realize we were here. Nice job Storm." Shikamaru says with a smirk.

"Did you hear the part where I said I should get paid for being a smartass?" I ask and Shikamaru nods. "Tell Tsunade I said that, she'll laugh, I guarentee it." I say to Shikamaru and he rolls his eyes. "Anyways, I wanna see if the fat lady can do a downward dog and not break something." I say as I control Orochimaru's subordinates.

"I personally don't want yo see that, so don't." Neji says to me.

"Yeah, I agree." I say as I go through my list of jutsu that I keep in my mind. "Crap, if I let go of this jutsu to do another, you guys are gonna get hurt, double crap to say that its gonna be night in a couple hours. Aww man, maybe I can use that. Hmm. Now to think on this." I say and everyone sweat drops.

"Use what?" Everyone asks me.

Shikamaru catches the four in his Shadow Possession Jutsu
"There. Shadow Possession, complete." Shikamaru says with a smirk and Shikamaru nods to me.

I do some hand signs. "Shadow Marionette." I control the shadows around us to make a Marionette.

"I can't tell if this is Gen-Jutsu or not." The girl says looking at the Marionette.

"It's not, I suck at Gen-Jutsu, this is just my Kekkie Genkai." I say to her as I finish the Marionette and I have it hide in the tree's where its unseeable and attacking out of their blind spots.

"Where the hell is that coming from?" The girl asks shielding her head with her arms.

"Magic." I say to them and Kiba and Naruto crack up while the other watch amused.

"Everyone knows Magic doesn't exist, so don't say something unreasonable." The guy with two heads says to me.

"Don't say that to the children, don't crush their hopes." I say to him and Naruto and Kiba just out right laugh.

"Ha, whatever, they're children, their hopes will never be crushed, and they don't even listen to us anyway so why do you care?" The dark skinned guy asks me.

"Reasons." I say and do some more hand signs. "Anyways, give us Sasuke or I'll settle for strangling you guys instead." I say to the four.

"As if, your idiotic girl." The fat guy says to me.

My eye twitches in annoyance. "Did you just call me idiotic?" I ask him.

"And? So what?" The fat guy says with a smirk.

"You said the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time." Shikamaru says to him and Choji nods in agreement.

"If anyone is idiotic its you guys, you just stood there listening to me talk instead of trying to attack me, I'm your enemy damn it, so don't take me lightly when I walk in and make you mad with just my words, I mean Orochimaru and Kabuto were a better fight than what you guys are giving me right now." I say to them clearly annoyed.

"Then why are you up there and not down here?" The fat guy taunts me.

"I'm not stupid, so don't treat me like I am. I know if I come down there, your gonna use a Jutsu to trap me and my comrades, if you try and trap my comrades, you know I could easily get them out so you don't try to trap them. If I stay up here we have a better chance of beating you guys because of my Kekkie Genkai and Shikamaru's smarts and others strength." I say to them calmly.

The girl tch's at me. "Your smart, just not smart enough girly, we specialize in sealing, we could easily trap both of you at the same time." The girl says to me with a smirk.

I didn't think about that, oh wait, I did, this should be fun.

"And?" I ask and the four growl annoyed. I finish my hand signs. "Shadow Style: Moronic Imitation." I say using my Marionette to mock the four or is it five, ugh I still don't know. "Shikamaru?" I ask.

"Yes Storm?" Shikamaru asks.

"If a person has two heads, does that consider them two people or one?" I ask him.

"Well, I mean people have two personalities, Sakura for example, so if this one is in a form, but in the same body, it would be considered one person, why?" Shikamaru asks me.

"I stumped myself with that earlier, that's why." I say to him.

"That's a random question at a random time, your still random." Shikamaru says to me.

"Yeah, I know, I don't really even try." I say to him with a shrug.
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