"Oh, Thomas~!" Tord kicked down the door to Tom's room, holding a bag in his hand.

Tom looked up from the book he was reading. "Get out of my room, commie."

"I love the pet names you have for me," Tord purred as he walked over to the Brit and lifted him up by the collar of his shirt.

"What are-"

"I have a feeling you won't want to put this on," The Norwegian looked down at the bag with a frown, "so i'll just have to dress you!"

"Hold on one fucking moment," Tom tried escaping Tord's grip but failed. "What is it?"

Tord dropped Tom onto the floor and locked the door. "Something." He pinned him down on the floor.

"Get off me!" Tom screeched.

"Nah." Tord smiled as he removed Tom's shirt.

A few minutes later, after much screaming from Tom, he was dressed in a rabbit suit.

"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!" Tom screamed at the top of his lungs. Tord fell over laughing, tears forming in his gray eyes.

The salty rabbit man sat on the floor, calming down but still spitting curses at Tord.

"You're so fucking cute~!" Tord crawled over to him and hugged him.

"Don't touch me."

"But you're adorable!"

"No."

"Yes, you are! Aw, I could just fuck you here and now~"

"What?"

"What?"

Edd kicked down the door and screamed, "WHAT?"

Sorry it's so short;;

any requests?