Okay since im lazy and have writers block i decided to go online and find a few cute and short one-shots! Here is the website to find them: http://otpprompts.tumblr.com

Also i drew the picture :)

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#1

"Bye, Tom!" Matt and Edd smiled and walked out the door. They were going out to watch a movie together, which left Tom and Tord alone.

Fortunately, Tord was off somewhere--probably watching hentai--so Tom decided to make dinner for himself. He was in the mood for pasta, so thats what he made. As he brought out everything he needed, he started singing Tear In My Heart by Twenty Øne Piløts. ( |-/ stay alive )

Tom hummed, which then turned into quiet singing, which then turned into actual, loud singing.

"You fell asleep in my, car I drove the whole time, but that's okay i'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine," he sang, not even realizing it. "I'm driving here I sit, cursing my government, for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement!"

Then, he felt arms wrap around his waist and a familiar Norwegian voice coo in his ear. "Sometimes you've gotta bleed to know, oh, oh, that you're alive and have a soul, oh, oh."

Tom turned around and blushed madly. "Y-You heard m--"

"But it takes someone to come around, to show you how..."

They both smiled and sang together:

"She's the tear in my heart~"

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#2

Edd walked into the living room and saw Tom watching TV. Suddenly he got an idea.

"Hey, Tom? I have a question," he said.

"If it's 'what are those', I'm moving out," Tom growled.

"No, it's not," Edd reassured him, smiling.

Tord walked in the room and glanced at them. "What?"

"Okay, here's an infamous math question," Edd smirked. "Which is heavier: a kilogram/pound of steel or kilogram/pound of feathers?"

Tom seemed to roll his eyes. "Steel, duh," he replied. "It's heavier than feathers."

"Oh! I know this one!" Tord's grey eyes brightened. "It's actually the same, because they're both a kilogram/pound."

"What? You're stupid, commie," Tom snapped. "Steel is heavier."

Edd facepalmed, coming to the conclusion that he shouldn't have done this. "Tord is right."

"Hah!"

"WHAT!?"

~Time Skip~

"Where's Tom?" Tord asked, glancing at Edd.

"Uh, I dunno. Maybe he's in his room. Lets check."

And so they both walked into Tom's room, where he was curled up into a ball in a pool of tears. He was rocking back and forth with a bottle of Smirnoff in one hand and Tomee Bear in the other. "What in the--" Edd began.

"STEEL IS HEAVIER!" Tom shrieked.

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#3

Tom slammed his bottle of Smirnoff on the table, yelling at Tord to shut up. "F*** YOU!"

"F*** YOU!" Tord retorted.

"F*** YOU! FIGHT ME!" Tom screamed back.

Matt and Edd watched from a distance, rolling their eyes.

"Why do they keep fighting?" The ginger asked.

"F*** ME!"

Tord's eyes widened and he took a step back. Tom realized what he said and opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. They both blushed. Matt and Edd stood in silence.

Tord smirked, shrugged, and said, "Why not?" Then he kissed Tom on the lips.