I look up at her. "We need a meeting. Right now."

Sammy nods. Then she turns around and yells, "AY, FUCKBOYS!"

The other three were in the kitchen at once.

Sammy begins talking. "I have been looking through articles, and four of them really stood out to me." She holds out her phone, now open to a different page. "Statue discovered in Gravity Falls". She continues. "The statue was called Bill Cipher by the locals. Bill Cipher. Do you see a connection?"

Bill nodded solemnly. "That's my name." A look of fear flashed across his face.

She pulled up a different page. This one had the title of "Famous Musician Sammy Lawrence Murder Case Still Unsolved".

"But that's Lawrence." I point out.

She shook her head. "Night is my mother's maiden name. My real name is Samantha Lawrence" she clears her throat. "Nowadays at least."

I connected the dots. The five of us look at the old picture of Sammy Lawrence. Same hair, same eyes, same skin, same name, even. This Sammy looked older and more masculine than our Sammy.

Sammy pulls up a third page. This one was all about Fazbear's Fright. But it was open to a particularly disturbing article. "Horror Attraction Springtrap"

I couldn't even speak. They never found the body, even now. It had to be connected somehow, right? There's no way I could look almost exactly like a rotting bunny suit and have it not be a coincidence, right?

"Does anyone else see that?" Mapleshade points to the center of the bunny suit's chest in the photo. 

"A green emerald." Sammy confirms.

"Well, I'll be unfucked." Sans mutters. 

"Well, what are we waiting for? My car's in the front, let's go!" Bill cheers.

I wasn't so sure about this.