TW: Loki being a catperson, guinea pig-shaming

Bringing Loki into a pet store probably wasn't my greatest idea, looking back now but it was for good reasons.

"Look! What about this black cat? We could name her Mini Loki or Loki Junior." I giggled but the God of Mischief didn't look very amused.

To be honest, he looked more like he was about to kill someone and burn this house to the ground regardless of all the animals inside of it.

"Oh come on don't be grumpy and help me find a pet for us!", I tried to cheer him up.

"Just because Tony said you CAN have one in the tower doesn't mean you NEED one, do you understand that?", he tried to bring me to my senses which according to him I lost at the very moment I heard the words 'pet' and 'Loki' together.

"No it means I now have permission to bring one home at any time and nobody can make me return it, do YOU understand that? Now tell me, a cat or a bird? Or perhaps a hamster or rabbit?"

I was aware of his allergy of dogs even though I highly doubted it and thought he made that up because he hated them. But I loved him anyways so I played along.

At that moment I saw the most tiny, adorable and fluffy guinea pig I've ever seen in my entire life.

I immediately left Loki with the cats and ran towards the cage of this cute creature. Carefully I held it in my hands and gave it a kiss. From the corner of my eye I saw Loki approaching me, suspiciously looking at the pet in my arms.

"What. Is. That."

"That my beloved partner, is a guinea pig. Precious sweet little animals similar to a hamster. See?" I held it right into his face as if to force him to like it.

The pet earned a disgusted look and was sweeped out of my hands and back into its cage.

"HEYYY!", I exclaimed surprised, trying to get it back but the God had other plans and placed the cage on a very high shelf for which I was sadly too short to reach.

"Noooo, give it back! I wanna take it home, Lokiiiiiii"

"No my love, we are going to let this...this...thing, behind us and with it all the memory of this absolutely horrible place. Now let's go." He pushed me along the shelfs and out the door.

But that wouldn't be it. I wouldn't be defeated so easily. That meant war.

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One of my friends is celebrating her birthday today so I'm not gonna write the second part until monday.
But I hope you have a good weekend.

Love you💚