You loved ABBA. The music was just on point, literally every time. And today was a lazy day in the compound, which meant perfect time for an ABBA concert alone in your room.

The only flaw in your plan bursted through the door the second before you could begin.

"Y/N so good to see you my friend! How are you? Oh I've missed you, LOKI COME AND SAY HELLO TO Y/N!" The god of thunder pulled you into a hug before letting you go and screaming after his little brother. You were thrilled to see Loki again, because you would finally get a chance to discuss with him some asgardian books he had brought you last time.

"Ah hello little mortal, how has life been?" The god of mischief asked you.

"Ah you know, dreadful, unfair...and the only joy in my life was the written word and the played notes of the violin." You joked. Loki smirked.

"Come in I was just about to listen to some ABBA"

"Come again?"

"ABBA? The band? From the 80s?"

Loki just frowned at you.

"Just trust me and take a listen, okay?"

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"J.A.R.V.I.S when does Mister I'm-rich-so-I-have-an-excuse-to-come-at-whatever-time-I-want finally leave his lab?" You had waited atleast 30 minutes for Tony to arrive.

You and Loki had a little too much of the asgardian wine he snatched Thor and ended up making a list where you gave every member of the Avengers, the ones you could remember in your drunk state, a certain ABBA song that fit their personality and behavior. Or so you had convinced yourselves.

So when Tony finally got his ass out of his lab and onto the couch in the living room, the two of you were more than happy to begin.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you 'ABBA and The Avengers' a short PowerPoint presentation from Y/N and Loki." Natasha clapped sarcastically and Thor looked confused the second he heard 'PowerPoint'.

"Today we have decided to give each one of our members a song from the popular and well known-", you gave Loki a side-eye, "band ABBA from the 80s since y'all are ancient and probably know these from when you were 20 years old." Offended looks from everyone around you.

Loki switched to the next slide, "And here we have our list already, now I know it looks short but we know that we might have forgotten a few ones. After every 'match' we will play a little sequence from the song so you all know what we mean, Y/N your turn"

"Thank you my friend, and we will begin with no one other than the god of thunder himself: Thor Odinson. Now this one wasn't hard to guess so we'll dive right in! Here is Thor and 'Gimme!Gimme!Gimme!'" Loki snapped his fingers and the music began.

There's not a soul out there

No one to hear my prayer

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight

Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight

Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Thor clapped like his life depended on it, cheered and all in all seemed very pleased with your decisison.

"Thank you, thank you. Next up we have America's ass, Captain Iglu, our gentleman from the 40s! For the Captain America we could not not choose 'Waterloo', so here it is Ladies and Gents!"

The history book on the shelf

Is always repeating itself

Waterloo

I was defeated, you won the war

Waterloo

Promised to love me forevermore

Waterloo

Couldn't escape if I wanted to

Knowing my fate is to be with you

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo

Finally facing my Waterloo

Steve tapped his foot to the beat and had a little smile on his face. The music slowly went quiet and Loki gave you the signal. You put your reporter-voice back on.

"As the next candidate we chose the man who calls himself a genius, billionaire, playboy, philatropist: Mister Anthony Edward Stark with 'Money Money Money'"

Money, money, money

Must be funny

In the rich man's world

Money, money, money

Always sunny

In the rich man's world

Ah, all the things I could do

If I had a little money

It's a rich man's world

It's a rich man's world

You knew Tony loved this song, not just because he was rich but because his mom played it when he was little. Seeing him laugh and dance a little made you happier than you cared to admit.

"Well as our next member we chose the man who made 'code green' a threat and a cutie at the same time, Doctor Bruce Banner! And the first song that comes to mind is of course 'Dancing Queen'!"

You are the dancing queen

Young and sweet, only seventeen

Dancing queen

Feel the beat from the tombourine, oh yeah

You can dance, you can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene

Digging the dancing queen

Bruce hid his face behind his hands and laughed when Natasha nudged him with her arm. The perfect transition for the next song on the list.

"Our next victim is the legendary, undefeated spider in our midst, and I'm not talking about the kid. Natasha, for you we chose the song 'Mamma Mia'"

Mamma mia, here I go again

My, my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again?

My, my, just how much I've missed you

Yes, I've been brokenhearted

Blue, since the day we parted

Why, why, did I ever let you go?

Mamma mia, now I really know

My, my, I could never let you go

To your luck she took it with humour and didn't immediately throw you out of the window, so you just continued.

"Our gay man from the 40s is next up on the list and we had to give him and his boyfriend matching songs so here is for the white wolf, Seargent James Buchanan Barnes: 'S.O.S' !"

Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find

I try to reach for you, but you have closed your mind

Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood

It used to be so nice, it used to be so good

So when you're near me, darling

Can't you hear me, S.O.S.?

The love you gave me

Nothing else can save me, S.O.S.

Bucky smirked and rolled his eyes at you before secretly grabbing Steve's hand behind Natasha's back.

"Of course the red toaster of the house gets his own personal little ABBA song, Vision-", you playfully winked at him, "you get the song called 'Honey, Honey' "

Honey, honey, how you thrill me, ah-hah, honey, honey

Honey, honey, nearly kill me, ah-hah, honey, honey

I heard about you before

I wanted to know some more

And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine

Oh, you make me dizzy

The song faded and the whole room began laughing at the last lines, even Vision, who could finally understand what a joke was, due to his many researches and practice with you.

"Yes we know we're hilarious, right Loki?" A thumbs up from his side of the room. "But our next music analysis was for the witch of the house, my girl Wanda Maximoff. And for you I chose 'lay all your love on me', 'cause that's what I want baby!"

I wasn't jealous before we met

Now, every woman I see is a potential threat

And I'm possesive, it isn't nice

You've heard me saying that smoking is my only vice

But now it isn't true

Now everything is new

And all I've learned has overturned

I beg of you

Don't go wasting your emotions

Lay all your love on me

Your girlfriend blushed and blew a kiss your way. You smiled at her flustered state.

"And as the last one tonight, I have one prepared for the man who died more times than I have fingers, the god of mischief himself: Loki Laufeyson!" He looked suprised at you. "My friend there is no song more fitting for you than 'Angel Eyes' " You hit play.

Look into his angel eyes

One look and you're hypnotized

He'll take your heart and you must pay the price

Look into his angel eyes

You'll think you're in paradise

And one day you'll find out he wears a disguise

Don't look too deep into those angel eyes

Oh no, no, no, no

Loki came up to you and hugged you, still a little drunk you both walked back to the coach and to the rest, who joined the big 'thank-you-love-you-hug'.

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This took a ton shit of patience and time so hope you enjoy it.
What is your favourite ABBA song or are you like Loki who has never heard of it?
I'll have a math exam in one hour so bear with me.

Love you💚

edit: all my comedic genius went into this specific piece of art