NOTE: all author's notes in the text are left by the "cliche author". Not me.

When I woke up ,i lookd arond. I wuz in teh jale sell again, but Antonio was nowere 2 b seen. But wen I wok up, i could see bettr, smell bettr, and i even felt kinda bettr.

I new instentlely wut had hapened.

Antonio turned meh into a werwulf! OMG!!!!

now i had to chousebetweeeen Alec (A/n was that his name i forgot lel #totesfrgetfl) and Antonio! Oh no!!!!

Just then, Antonio was throne in to teh sell. He was bruised. "ohnoe! Antonio!" i cried. "my love, who did this to you???"

Antonio wiggled his eyebros. "evets tried to get meh to kill you, but i fot him insted," he confessed enthusiastically.

I gasped prophetically. "antonio you are now my official best boyfrend." I proclaimed mathematically.

I hugged Antonio irresponsibly, and I healed him with my majic healing powrs.

 (A/n oh yeah she has those lel)

He stood up, and i bustededed down teh dor. Antonio pikced meh up and used his suprsped 2 get us out of there.

I went 2 where they were keeping Asha and we rescued her. then we went outside.

"Write this down," i tolled Antonio. And i sed this to my baby:

"Every child, whether they're human, vampire, or werewolf, must make their way in the world. Asha, my daughter, you must also learn your own way. Even though you're only, like, two weeks old, you must be set free. You cannot be constrained by the bonds that bind us adults. I give you my blessing, and I hope that one day you will find your way back to where your name is written in the stones of our pack territory."

 (A/N: Omg isnt this the cuteest! turns out that Janna does care about her rapidly concieved baybe!!! and now she's going to abandon her so that she can make her own path in the word!!! isnt this the most precious moment in between the two of them? ces't comme elles sont des vraies amies! mais ils sont actuellement pas des amies parce que they're mother and daughter, you know? this is a really touching paragraph because nosotros vivimos en un zapado amarillo con nos amigos y nos gatos and all that jazz, you know what I'm saying? You totally know what I'm saying. by the way, you might want to stay attached to Asha because she's going to be the main character in the sequel. I just wanted to say that Janna is such a caring mother and she totally loves her baby so much that she doesn't trust herself to raise her right, so she's abandoning her on a mountaintop! that's totally not going to have any negative consequences later on in life if asha survives!!!! anyways back to the story. Also, props to anyone who actually read this monster of an author's note.)

"I'll remember every sunset, I'll remember every word you said. I hope that you will also come back to us no matter what. Even though I'm with Antonio now, know that your father's name was Alec, and that my name was Janna, and that your name is Asha Lewis Murray Ke$ha Furlough Perfection Sue Grey-Steele. Goodbye, my child."

Then, i took the note that Antonio wrote, tucked it into her diaper, and sped off at supersped with her.

I placd her on tip of mountain, then i kissed her gut-bye.

"farewell, sweet child o' mine."

Then Me and Antonio went outside of the camp, where we saw a group of werewolves. We got closer and i realized three fundamental truths at the exact same time:

1: alec was theree.

2: THEY WeRE DEBATING STRATEgIES ON HOW TO GET mEh AND ASHA BACK. THEY WeRE WAYYY LaTE.

3: alec didn't now that i had antonio now so i didnt need him.

i told Antonio to stay were he whas, and i went to the group.

"Sup," i sed. Alec turned around, and wen hi sawh taht i wuz aliv, he was sooooooooooooo rileved. we strtd kissing passively. but then i remembered antonio.

"Alec," I said, breaking lip contact. He looked at me, still elated that I was here. "YEs?" he asked.

"I can't be with you anymore."

"what?" he said angrily. "you said that we'd be together forever!" I raised an eyebrow. "I never said anything like that. stop putting words in my mouth, ya low-life playa."

"what about our daughter? she deserves better than to be in a split household! we loved her and cherished her! stay with me for her! do it for Asha!"

"Oh, about her," I said. "I sort of abandoned her on top of a mountain. But with her gone, I have no reason to sty with you. I've found someone else. Someone better than you. Someone who actually loves me for who I am and not for my body, or the fact that I can produce children."

"But I never told you!" Alec said desperately. I crossed my arms. Just being arond hm wuz wrekking my grammrs.

"wut iz it?" I asked.

"I'm the king of the werewolfs. that means that you are royalty. our daughter is a princess."

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what will happen next? will Janna go back to her abusive (but royal) ex boyfriend, Alec? or will she stay with the hot new kid on the block: Antonio??

Find out next time on:

I Love You Don't Leave Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!