Tiem skp::::::::::

I wok upp in uh prisen sell and i wuz with this guy and he wuz sooo hot omg! He had black hair and pael skin and his blue orbs stared saldy in 2 my sol. I instently fel in luv. But tehn i rememembred Alec.

Screw it, I thought. Hoo cars aboyt Alec wehn tehre's hot bois around?

So i sed "hey watt's yor naem? ".   And he sed " my naem iS Anthony Bjornson Laughlin Cereal Keliear the iiith. But you can call meh Antonio."

I sed "ur hot" and he sed "i wsh i cudd say teh same, butt i haev asecret. " i scooted closer 2 him or as close as i cudd get cuz i waz being held by chainz.

"U cn tel meh," i sed, trying 2 sound epicly comforting. He seemeed 2 liek that, and he sed "I am a vampire."

Oh.
Em.
GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an den i passed out egen.

TIEM SKIP?!??!!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!!??!!!?!!!??!!?!?!??!!!!!!!!?????!!

wen i got up agan i was tied to a chair and my nek hurt. Evets wuz standing over me and he sed : "Sup Janna."

And I said. "You tell me whats sup."

And he said "you will tell me what I want to know." and I said "what do yeh want 2 no?" and he said "I wanna no Alec's weeknes so we can taek over your pack."

 'Gud luk with that i'll never tell u," I laffed. and he just smirked and said "so be it."

"So be it."

Then I fainted and he laffed like a madman.

TIEM SIPPPPP:

I wok up in the cell agen and Antonio wuz looking at me. I sat up and asked him "What are u in for?"

And he said 

"It's a long story."

I sed" oh, thats fine, wev'e got a long time."

So he started

"I was born into this pack, and my mom died in childbirth. I was left with my abusive dad, who was always drunk and every night he would bring home a new girl. I would ask him why none of them ever came back, and he just told me that none of them were teh right girl. When I was seven, I was out in teh woods and I met a vampire. He told me that he could see teh future, and that my destiny was to become a vampire. So he bit me, and I became a vampire. When I woke up the next morning, I could see better, smell better, hear better, even taste better. I felt alive for teh first time in forever. I was put in jail because I tried to run away from the pack. But I was cold, alone, and afraid. I also learned some survival skills, so that was pretty sweet. I came back to teh camp and fought teh alpha, but instead of just knocking him out, I killed him. so they threw me in here for life."

I gasped.

"I new it" he sed saldy. "youd never aksept meh. "

but insted, I mouved closer to Antonio. "taht wuz totes rrrrromantic," i exclaimed, stroking his chin. "We should totally like make out right now.'

and so we did.

LATER (i'm 2 la-z 2 rite tiem spk lel #toteslaze)

L8r I wiz in teh sell w. Antonio and he sed "i cant stand it eny moar," he sed, but tehn gards caem and brought us both to an interrigayshen roum. evets wuz standing there, and he sed to meh "Spill da beanz or I'll make u a vampir" and I sed

"haha lol like id just do that nope boi you aint never getting anything outta me."

and then he sed "antonio, I choose you!" and Antonio attcked meh.

I shreiked.

oh noes.

2 b cuntinues !!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!