Season 4, Episode 14:  I Do

Ownership of Glee:  FOX, Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk

/ / /

"I kissed Emma."

Those three words rang in Angie's head all weekend.

Was she mad at Finn? No. Was she disappointed? Definitely.

After Finn told her why he kissed Emma, Angie had to convince him that she wasn't mad at him.

It took three rounds of sex to convince Finn.

Angie knew that Finn would be all sorts of wonky when the wedding approaches.

/ / /

Monday morning, Finn sits at the kitchen table, head in his hands.

Angie walks in and sees his distress. "Hey. I know it's gonna be hard, but you've got to stop moping. I've let you do it all weekend."

Finn sighs. "I should tell Mr. Shue."

Angie's eyes widen. "Are you crazy? You're not going to tell him! Look... he and Emma have been waiting for a year to get married, and they're going to get married. If you tell him now... he'll call the wedding off."

Finn looks at Angie in desperation. "What the hell am I going to do?"

Angie sighs. "You wanted to be an actor right? You'll play the role of the supportive best man. Finn... I'll help you through this. I hate to see you so distressed."

Finn holds her close as he stands up. "You truly are awesome."

Angie smiles gently. "Thank you."

/ / /

"Glee Club!" Will says as he walks into the choir room, Finn and Angie not far behind him.

The New Directions stand up and they all walk over to Will, hugging him.

"Mr. Shue, how was D.C.?" Tina asks.

Will smiles. "D.C. was great, but now I am back to stay."

"Holla!" Artie cheers.

"And so, for my first order of business, I want to give a big shout-out to the people who made sure I had something to come back to... Mr. Finn Hudson and Mrs. Angie Hudson." Will says.

The New Directions cheer for their assistant coaches.

"Now... for this week's assignment..." Will starts.

"I hope it's Britney again." Brittany says.

Will writes the word WEDDING on the board.

"Miss Pillsbury and I are finally getting married." He announces.

"Yeah!" Sam cheers.

"Which makes me the happiest, luckiest man alive. Now, Emma has been handling all the prep, so to help out, I thought I'd take charge of the entertainment for the reception. And though this goes against tradition, it would mean the world to me and to Emma if, instead of giving your best man's speech, Finn, you sing for us. What do you think?" Will asks.

Finn smiles. "Uh... uh, yeah, of course."

Will smiles. "Perfect. For everyone else who isn't out with Asian bird flu..." he trails off.

"It wasn't me." Tina states.

"...it's a Valentine's Day wedding, which means, we need some great romantic love songs at the reception." Will finishes.

"Wait. You want us to be your wedding singers?" Angie asks.

Will smiles and nods.

"That is so..." Kitty starts.

"Awesome." Ryder finishes.

"We'd be honored." Blaine says.

"Great. I have some great ideas." Will says.

Angie was ecstatic that Will was back.

Finn was less enthusiastic.

/ / /

Santana and Quinn are sitting in a pew together at Will and Emma's wedding.

"It is a Carrot Top convention. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint, but I'm all alone, stuck here sitting with you." Santana complains.

"Do you want me to slap you again?" Quinn asks.

Santana rolls her eyes. "I hate weddings, and I hate Valentine's Day. They were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope."

"Do you know what I hate? Men. Every single one of them is a pig, except maybe Mr. Shue and Al Roker. And you know what?You were right. I do let men define me, but not anymore. Like Gloria Steinem said, 'A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.'" Quinn tells her friend.

"Al Roker is disgusting, by the way." Santana remarks.

Quinn rolls her eyes. "Whatever."

/ / /

Kurt and Blaine are getting steamy in the back of a Prius.

"Had I known I was gonna get groped in the back of a Prius, I would've brought a change of clothes. I'm gonna go in there looking like Prom The Morning After." Kurt says.

The two boys kiss again, and then Kurt breaks the kiss. "What am I doing? I'm hooking up in the back of a Prius with my ex-boyfriend." He mumbles to himself.

Blaine smirks. "You in this fey boy-tie... it's my Kryptonite." He says and brings Kurt in for another kiss.

"Wait, this doesn't mean that we're back together, right?" Kurt wonders.

Blaine shakes his head. "No, no, no. It's-it's cool."

"I know, I know. It's-it's..." Kurt trails off.

Blaine smiles. "This is just bros helping bros."

Kurt smirks. "I love it when you talk fratty." He says and they go to make out again, but a hand taps on the backseat window.

"Tell me that's not Tina again!" Blaine groans.

Instead, it's Mercedes. "Hey, can you two wrap it up? The wedding is about to start, and I need my arm-gays."

"Oh, my God." Kurt says as they get out of the back of his Prius.

"You do realize how trashy and blasphemous this is, right?" Mercedes asks as Blaine and Kurt link arms with her.

"Mercedes, everyone hooks up at weddings." Blaine comments.

Kurt nods. "Mm-hmm."

Mercedes smiles. "Let's go. This outfit needs an audience."

/ / /

Angie takes her seat in Will's half of the church. They're sitting next to Quinn and Santana.

Angie's wearing a dress.

(Angie's dress)

"You two look gorgeous." Angie tells two of her best friends.

Santana smirks. "Why thank you. You look hot. Finn is gonna have a field day with you later tonight."

Quinn gently nudges Santana. "Keep it PG."

"Hey. You two are dancing with me tonight at the reception right? I've already got a dance saved for Britt, but I'm dancing with all members of the Unholy Quartet." Angie says.

Quinn smiles. "Of course we'll dance with you. Won't we Santana?"

Santana smiles gently. "You know I can't pass up an opportunity to dance with you Angie."

Angie loves weddings. She loves Valentine's Day.

But she loves Finn more.

/ / /

Will smiles from his spot at the altar. "Nice to see you all. Hey, what do you think? Nice, huh? Thank you for coming. Oh, look, it's all the Glee kids." He says.

Angie gapes when she sees Sue walking down the aisle in a wedding dress. "What the hell?" She whispers to Quinn. She looks equally as shocked.

But then again, the rest of the guests are equally as shocked.

But all the Glee kids — past and present — feel so bad when Will says these words.

"Emma left the church."

/ / /

"What would you like to do, Mr. Shue?" Artie asks their teacher.

Since there's no wedding because the bride ran away, Will and his present and past students are gathered in a room in the church building.

"About what?" Will asks.

"Uh, about the reception. Miss Pillsbury's parents say they paid for the whole thing, so... we might as well go ahead and have the party and... if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened." Artie answers.

Angie gently hits his shoulder. "We can't have a reception now."

"Sure you can. All of you came back, you should be together. Just because I ruined my Valentine's Day doesn't mean I have to ruin all of yours, too. I'm gonna go see if I can find Emma." Will says.

When he leaves, Santana looks at her friends.

"You heard the man. Let's go to the reception!"

/ / /

"We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster." Santana says as she and Quinn hang out by the bar in the hotel, where the reception is taking place.

"Love stinks." Quinn states.

The bartender looks at the two. "Sorry, ladies, can I see some I.D.?"

Santana pulls hers out. "I'm 25. Name's Rosario Cruz. I might be related to Penelope."

"You?" The bartender asks Quinn.

"Emily Stark. Barely legal." Quinn says as she flashes hers.

Santana smirks. "Well, that's good, 'cause I hear your professors are into that." She says as they both receive drinks.

"You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Maybe that's why we love each other so much." Santana says.

"And slap each other." Quinn comments. "You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress."

"Thanks." Santana says with a smile.

Quinn looks out at all the couples dancing together. "Those romantic saps."

"You know, they may have love, but you know what we are that they are not?" Santana asks.

Quinn smirks. "Flawless."

/ / /

Kurt and Blaine are singing 'I Just Can't Get Enough.'

[I Just Can't Get Enough by Klaine]

While Finn and Angie are dancing, Angie looks over to a table, seeing Tina with an upset look and her arms crossed over her chest.

Angie taps Finn on the shoulder. "I need to tell you something." She says, loud enough to be heard over the music by Finn.

They walk over to a more quiet place in the reception room.

"So what's up?" Finn asks.

Angie sighs. "Tina's finally hagged out. She brought Blaine as her date, and despite the fact that he's 100% gay... she's in love with him."

Finn looks shocked. "You cannot be serious."

Angie frowns. "I wish I was kidding. But when she told me that she was bringing Blaine, I knew something had snapped in her brain. Finn, she can't keep leading herself on. She's either going to get hurt, or she's going to do something to hurt her friendship with Blaine or Kurt."

Finn nods. "You're right. God I hope she doesn't cause a scene."

/ / /

Blaine smiles at his ex-boyfriend. "I'm gonna get some punch, do you want anything?" He asks.

Kurt smiles. "Uh, yeah, I'll take a cup. But just remember, we're not..."

"Dating, we're just here as friends, I know. Ooh, big cupcakes." Blaine says as he walks towards the refreshments.

Tina walks up to Kurt, arms crossed. "I don't like the way you treat Blaine. There, I said it. I don't like the way you've been treating him since your breakup. You're here, you're in New York, you're at Vogue.com. Who are you Kurt? Blaine is lonely, and yes, he cheated, and we're all human, Kurt, but we all deserve to be loved back, Kurt."

Kurt chuckles gently. "Okay, Tina. I say this with total love, but the moment we all saw coming is finally here. You're a hag. You're hagged out, you're in love with Blaine, and it's creepy. Stop." He says.

"What do you know about love? You just come and go. Who's been here to support him? Me. Who took him to Sadie Hawkins? Me. Who put him in bed when he got sick and rubbed vapor rub on his little muscled chest while he slept..." Tina trails off.

"Wait, what? Do you... huh?" Kurt asks in total confusion.

Tina pales. "What? No, I didn't mean... This isn't about me, Kurt! I have to go." She says and walks off.

"Did you vapo-rape my ex-boyfriend? Don't walk away from me, Tina Cohen-Chang!" Kurt says as he walks after her.

/ / /

Angie dances with Finn, Brittany, Quinn, Santana, Rachel, Blaine and Kurt that night.

Angie and Finn are onstage, singing 'We've Got Tonite.'

/ / /

'We've Got Tonite' went from a Fangela duet to a group number by Fangela, Quinntana, Klaine, Jarley, and Artie and Betty.

[We've Got Tonite by Fangela, Quinntana, Klaine, Jarley and Betty and Artie]

/ / /

Only 4 of 5 couples slept together that night.

Finn and Angie.

Quinn and Santana.

Blaine and Kurt.

Betty and Artie.

Out of those 4, only one couple is sober during the entire time.

Finn and Angie.

/ / /

Tina walks up to Kurt and Blaine on Monday. "Before you say anything, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I attacked you at the reception. It's just, I saw you up there, singing with Blaine, and I saw the old, legendary chemistry. I saw two soul mates rediscovering each other, and I was jealous. Why couldn't that be me? Why can't I have that with someone?"

Blaine smiles. "You will, just not with me."

"I'm sorry that I've been throwing myself at you, making a fool of myself, hoping for something I know can never be." Tina says.

Blaine smiles. "It's okay, Tina. The truth is, we've all experienced unrequited love before, and we've all done things that we wish we didn't, and we all just want to get back to being friends."

Kurt nods. "And that's just what we are. I mean, we're just friends."

Blaine nods. "Um, well, we're going to the double feature of All About Eve and Showgirls at the revival house if you want to come with us."

"Wow." Tina says. "Mystery solved, Hagatha Christie. I'm gonna be a third wheel for the rest of my life."

"First of all, that's not even remotely true." Blaine dismisses. "Starting right now, I'm gonna help you get a boyfriend."

Kurt nods. "And second of all, when I called you a hag, I was bringing attention to the fact that you are honoring the noble and proud tradition of hagdom."

"Ha, ha, ha." Tina laughs gently.

Blaine nods. "Yeah, and I, for one, am psyched that my very first hag was someone as kick-ass as... Ms. Tina Cohen-Chang."

Tina smiles as she walks with her amazing friends.

/ / /

The New Directions gather in the choir room on Monday afternoon, singing 'Anything Could Happen.'

[Anything Could Happen by New Directions]

At the end of the performance, they all group hug and laugh as they congratulate one another on their individual performances.

They're ready for Regionals!

/ / /

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Songs Mentioned/Performed
1. I Just Can't Get Enough - Klaine
2. We've Got Tonite - Fangela, Quinntana, Klaine, Jarley and Betty and Artie
3. Anything Could Happen - New Directions

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