With the help of his friends, Gale had been able to break open his locker during their afternoon break (He forgot to do it during lunch because the Father Of Grass needed help in preaching his word of sticks.)

And there was a terrible truth behind it.

The ID was now in a relationship with the locker.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME!?" Gale yelled at his ID as he realized what it had done.

The ID seemed to answer with a sassy "yes".

"Bro, it's okay." Jeff patted Gale's back to comfort him, despite not understanding why Gale was in a relationship with an ID in the first place. "I also once thought she was the one, but she just left me behind..."

Then Jeff burst into tears.

Then Gale burst into tears.

Then everyone burst into tears.

Then the locker room was flooded.

Then everyone drowned.

Except Kotka because domestic cats can obviously swim better than everyone.

What the hell did I just imagine!? Gale blinked back to reality and resumed to scolding (with a bit of sobbing) his ID.

"Fine, I'll stay on you, but it's over." The ID hissed.

Gale sighed and joined the rest of his classmates as they left the lockers and climbed up the stairs to their last class.

Gale heard whispers as they passed people.

"Heard that guy has two NCRs already..."

"ID left him?"

"That's why I never leave anything in my locker."

"Do IDs have legs though?"

"Maybe."

"Why?"

"'Cuz why not?"

"Sssshshhshs keep moving."

"You have a weird way of shushin-"

"SSHSHHSHSHHS"

• • • • •

"Oh, by the way..." Sir Neil said before he left the room. "Class officer elections are next week!"

Then he waddled out.

Gale and his classmates all walked down the stairs to attend another one of their classes, and they spotted someone tripping then falling down the stairs.

"My teacher once rolled down the stairs." Kotka whispered creepily.

"Wheeee~" Denise decided to roll down the stairs, too.

"NO! MY POKEMON!" Andy yelled as Denise rolled down the stairs.

"Wait, Pokemon?" Gale and Carl asked him at the same time.

"I own Denise." Andy said.

"Kinky!" Carl shifted his gaze from Andy to Denise.

"Not... that way..." The former sighed, wishing he had worded his statement better.

"Uhm..." Gale paused for a moment. "What generation..?"

"It's Gen 69." Andy stated. "The creators of Pokemon have seven generations now. However, they will skip Gen 8 and go straight for Gen 69."

"MmmmHmmm..." Denise nodded while making weird noises. "What if for a whole day all I would say was 'Denise'?"

"...I don't understand what you guys are talking about..." John said.

"Same." Brooks nodded.

• • • • •

"Hey, Gale." An NCR stood in front of him.

"EW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RUINED MY LIFE!" Gale yelled. "BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD EW GET AWAY—"

The NCR slapped him like a train.

And he woke up.

The alarm clock rang.

Why!? Gale sighed, cautiously climbing down the ladder. He faced outward instead of inward, treating it like a slide. He always did this after falling not just once, but three times.

Those weren't even consecutive days!

Then a thought suddenly struck him as hard as the NCR had slapped him, and it was a happy one.

The Acquaintance Party was today.

And he also realized that he ruined his own life long ago— Wait, what.

A/N
Hope ya'll enjoyed~

Also, I'm not sure if I can share all the information on the "Denise" Pokemon~