30: Kinky Marriage
"I need two volunteers." Sir Ness stated. "One boy and one girl— Actually, no. Any gender will do."
"HmMMm!" Gale almost fell of his chair when he raised his hand. Jeff was the second to volunteer.
"Okay, Jeff, Gale, go in front." The teacher told them, and they obeyed. "Though since this lesson includes gender roles—"
"I'll be a girl!!!" Gale yelled and posed as a dinosaur.
"Okay..?" Sir Ness was surprised with his enthusiasm. "Jeff will be the boy..."
"So for these tribes people, they can marry at the age of eleven." Sir explained. "The boy will court the girl..."
"MARRY ME!" Jeff grabbed Gale's right leg.
"I DON'T LIKE." Gale yelled.
"And once the girl complies, the boy will have to seek the permission of her parents." Sir Ness looked at the class. "Who will be the parents?"
"JABARI AND KARA!" Half of the class pointed at them. The two refused, but there were no other volunteers, so they complied hesitantly.
"So Jeff goes to ask permission to marry Gale."
"Can I mARrY yO chiLd?????" Jeff asked Jabari, kneeling in front of him.
"No solution!!!!" Jabari replied as a reference to their Math lessons.
"Uhm... Kara?" Jeff looked at her.
"No solution."
"Pretending that they agreed..." Sir Ness coughed. "Jeff has to pay a dowry—"
Jeff acted as if he was showering Jabari in money. Jabari danced under the shower.
"—Then he and Gale will perform the marriage rite of..." Sir Ness grabbed a candy from his pocket. "Chewing Betel Nuts."
"MiNtY!" Gale gobbled the candy like a dinosaur, so there was none left for Jeff.
"And by the way class, when uhm..." Sir Ness trailed off. "Gale gets pReGErNAnT and gives birth..."
Jeff started riding Gale. Jay shielded Diego's eyes, and Brooke did the same towards Kara.
"A mid-wife will help him with the delivery." The teacher continued. "Who wants to be the mid-wife?"
"Me." Jabari raised his hand. Plus, nobody else wanted to be in a room with a screaming dinosaur.
"So... Apparently Gale's father is also a mid-wife..." Sir and half the class contemplated if Jabari had given birth. "They'll go into a private room, for the tribespeople believed that if somebody else watched the delivery, it would be bad luck."
"LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Jabari grabbed Gale outside the door.
"nO DON'T TOUCH MAH CHILD—"
"W0ah there—"
Sir Ness sighed and left to fetch them as the two either screamed or made incoherent noises.
"So what do we do now?" Jelly asked.
"Behave yourselves." Leanne groaned.
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