"Levels of suspicion rises." Sir Neil stared at Jeff as he kept the illustration board glued to the underside of the table. "Seriously, what is that?"

"Sir it's a surprise for my crush." Jeff lied.

"Oh really?" Sir scuttled around Jeff's seat.

"Yeah. She's... uhm... from the same batch and stuff..." Jeff laughed.

"Hmm..?" Sir looked unimpressed, but he decided to just let go of the topic.

"Anyways, here's the question of the day." He plucked a piece of paper from a jar and read it out loud. "What was the weirdest thing you've touched?"

"SIR!" Gale raised his hand and poked himself. "I AM WEIRD. I TOUCHED MYSELF!!!!"

"Uhm..." Sir blinked. "Okaaay..."

"So... the weirdest thing I've touched..." Sir Neil stated. "There's this game where you poke somebody's cheek, making them look at you." He demonstrated it on Jared.

"I did that to my friend when we were in high school... And his mouth was open, so my finger got inside. He was also chewing gum..." He cringed, and the rest of the class cringed, too.

"Anybody else wanna share what they touched?" Sir asked. Somebody then shared they touched a frog's tongue, and that was mostly it.

"Okay, since we still have time, I'll read another- AHAHAHAHA!" Sir Neil laughed as he read the next question. "AHAH... it... What gay ships do you ship?"

"JEFF AND GAVIN!!!"

"JEFF AND GALE!"

"GAY CUBED!"

"Actually..." Sir smiled. "Us, teachers, ship a lot of students together."

His gaze flitted over Denise and Riannon. They almost always hang out together during breaks >:3

However, he also shot a glance at Cheese Roll and Hansel.

"Sir!" Hansel protested. "I only hansel with other Hansels!"

"Oh my god..." Andy face-palmed.

"NO NOT THIS AGAIN." Julia hid under the table.

"HAHAHAHA!" Leanne, Denise, and Kotka laughed. Apparently, they had a cult about some Hansel-Particle Theory.

"Aaaand that's all for today." Sir Neil started to pack his stuff.

"WAIT SIR!" Jag yelled, then he nodded to his classmates.

"HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!!!" They all yelled.

Cheese Roll gave Sir the illustration board that Jeff was hiding earlier. It had half of the class's messages. It also had a drawing of a yellow guy with a robe and graduation hat by Riannon.

John also gave Sir the other half of the messages, a quote, and two pokemon that were red and black fire cats. The drawing was by Kotka.

"Aww... I knew it anyways." Sir giggled. "But I won't read them yet. I don't wanna cry XD"

• • • • •

"MY SOUL IS NO LONGER RAIN!!!" Denise yelled as he received free candy from their Integrated Science teacher. As long as you passed the periodical exam, you'd get candy.

"Make sure you dispose of the wrappers properly." Ma'am Diane reminded them.

"I heard there's somebody named 'Rain' in another section..." JC whispered to Denise.

"Mhmm..." The latter smiled.

•A/N•
The paper filled with the words EDUCATION were written by "Hansel", "Cheese Roll", "Kim", and Kotka. The quote was by William Butler Yeats.