Sometimes, I think my drug dealer landlord just went to Korea for the 0.00000000000000000000000000001% chance of meeting anyone from BTS. He even sent me this picture.

Sometimes I really wonder what he's up to, so I get nosy and spy on him through my box.

Once, he was on the phone with Rico.

Rico: So how are things with you and Mary Jane?

Landlord: Not so good, I think she wants to be with Ram and not me.

Rico: See this is why I told you to accept my offer.

Landlord: What offer?

(Rico's voice goes from innocent to smut)

Rico: You know...the offer.

Landlord: OH.

Rico: So, how 'bout it baby?

(Landlord gets flustered)

Landlord: No.

Rico: You know you wanna take my offer up...

Landlord: Rico I'm not going to date you.

Rico: We could be partners in crime!

Landlord: Goodbye Rico.

Then he caught me spying and raised my rent to 5 pennies a month.

Sometimes when my drug dealer landlord is in the shower, I can hear him singing not only BTS, but also Twenty Øne Piløts.

I once heard my drug dealer landlord talking on the phone about how he wants to pursue a music career. I think he also has his own recording studio in his luxury box.

I named this chapter the Adventures of Drug Dealer Landlord because of all the trips he has when he's high. Once, he had this hallucination that he was a part of BTS. He did all the synchronized dances, and even sang the lyrics in Korean, even though he's only fluent in English and French.

Another time, he got high, and he thought that he was rowing a canoe, so he pretended that he was a boat, and actually swam all the way up a river.

Also, once he got high with Mary Jane and Rico, and they all pretended to form a band. Then they went into his recording studio and made an actual song.

Then he found it a few days ago, and submitted it to a local radio station. I think they actually played it.

Usually after my drug dealer landlord stops being high, he likes to listen to "soothing audio". Basically he uses 18+ Moan Audio to put him to sleep.

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Lol thanks to Maykay360 for photoshopping that picture😂