LOWERCASE INTENDED DON'T KILL ME I'M LAZY

one day i was walking down the street being a vagabond and all that jazz when suddenly i realize that i was being followed. i wasn't being followed by just any ordinary person, oh no. i was being followed by none other than my drug dealer landlord. no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooooooooooo!!!1!!!!!11!

i have not payed my rent in MONTHS so he was lowkey following me because he wants his money. i don't even understand why he wants me to pay rent when most of his money comes from dealing drugs.

i turn a corner and try to lose him and i do.

the end.