Okay, in the RR (Royal Rulebreakers) I literally have no clue what I just wrote.

And in little Vanadessë stories...

#AwkwardProbablyInaccurateBirthScene

Oh well, now on to the main event!

Jeff tries to write a fanfic

Chapter 1

It was dark and stormy-just how I liked it. I walked across the street to my favorite coffeehouse, looking for victims. I hadn't murdered anyone in a while.

I walked in, scanning over the people. Just the usual customers. They knew me too well. They'd call the police if I went near them-and believe me. Jail is NOT a pleasant experience. Canty had to blow up the place so I could escape. (I don't go to Tennessee anymore)

I sat down, pretending to drink my coffee. I couldn't really drink it, it messes up my stabbing technique.

Suddenly, I saw the door open, and I saw her-

The most beautiful carrot in the world.
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Me: Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. Woah.

Jeff: What?

Me: First- Stop writing. Your writing is...too...murderous. Second, YOU LIKE CARRIE???

Jeff: ...yeah

Me: WHY HAVEN'T YOU LEFT ANY OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS EXCEPT ME?!?!

Jeff: Cuz you suck. Byeeeee!!! *drives off on motorcycle*

Me: #NotAmused

#STOPSTEALINGMYHASHTAGS

Me: Oops, one sec-

What do you want, Silvia? You aren't supposed to be in this book!

#RoyalRulebreakersBreakIn!!!

#StillNotAmused

Woah, so this is I Like PO-TA-TOES?

Yes, it is. Now GET OUT. ALL OF YOU.
Fiiiiiiiine...

*sigh*

WE WILL BE BACK!!!

Please. Stay in RR.

Anyways...

Me: Well, that was weird.

Canty: You know what else is weird? YOUR FACE!!!

Me: #NotAmu-

IF YOU USE THAT HASGTAG ONE MORE TIME-

Canty: You know what else is weird? YOUR MOM

Me: -_-

Canty: YOUR MOM'S FACE

Me: CAN WE END THE CHAPTER NOW?  This is getting weird...