Me: I HAZ NEWS

Everyone: what

Me: I'M STARTING ANOTHER BOOK

Everyone: OH MY GOSH NOT ANOTHER ONE PLEASE KILL US NOW

Me: ;-;

Me: Anyways, it's an AU book

Everyone: *yawn*

Me: About Legolas

Everyone: well duh

Me: PLOT TWIST: He's blind.

Everyone: so creative

Me: And then he meets me

Everyone: typical

Me: Only I have a problem too...

Everyone: You have several problems LIKE YOUR WRITING AND ADVERTISING OBSESSION

Me: But I ain't saying what's wrong with me! You'll have to find out!!! :D

Everyone: you know we won't

Me: AT LEAST I DIDN'T ADVERTISE TIME AFTER TIME!!!

Everyone: ya you did

Me: )-.-)