Hello?

Anyone?

Um...

Well, Dess is on the bus right now, so I'm writing a chapter.

Come on, they don't even know who you are!

Oh. Oops. I'm Dess's older brother.

No you aren't

Fiiiine...I call myself her older brother, and she acts like she's my little sister.

That's better.

Mynah, what's Dess doing right now?

Listening to music. Missing her boyfriend.

BOYFRIEND?

Um, you didn't know?

NO

Oh. Sorry.

Hey, check it out, Dess left this:

A/N: I'm back! Sorry I was gone for so long. Who knew that summer would be busier than the school year?

I tried to say this in the Peredhil's Family Road Trip, but IT FREAKING DELETED ALL 7 CHAPTERS. AGAIN. UGH.

Anyways, I'll try to be on more often now. Maybe school will give me time to write!

Any requests for updates? Any book that I talked about but didn't publish that you'd like to see? Let me know!

-Dess

She also said something about a death scene...

Death scene?

I wouldn't be surprised.

Hey, do they know who you are, Italics?

They should. I'm Hermione's boyfriend from another dimension.

Speaking of other dimensions, where's you-know-who?

Voldemort?

Silvia?

Who's Silvia?

Yeah, who's Silvia?

And how do you know her?

Long story. Anyways, who's Bold Italics?

My name is Mirima Telcontar.

Mirima? What?

No, no, sorry. Wrong name. I'm Silvia Rogers.

YOU'RE Silvia?

Do I have the wrong name list?

You must.

Oh. Oops. I'm...um...

Marshall Evans?

Yeah, that sounds familiar.

In that case, I'm Marshall Evans!

Poor readers. They're confused.

Nope! Silvia Rogers is a nice name. I'm keeping it.

Hey! Stop getting on my laptop!
Never!!!

What's going on over there?

...they disconnected.

That's probably for the best...

Welp, I'm gonna end this chapter here.

Bye...meetplayers? Is that what Dess calls you?

-.- Meepleepers, Jason. Meepleepers.

Oh, sorry...Farewell, meepleepers!

Byeeeeeeeee

CAN I GET A HOT DOG