Wazzup, this is Eruva!

We're currently trying to memorize some things, and I remember things in strange ways. Today, I'm trying a new way...

RELATE EVERYTHING TO DESS!!!

Italics-Dess's comments

Okay so here's who we got-

The person who kinda reminds Dess of Arwen and Hermione and her at the same time
True...

The person who's mentioned a lot
How does this have to do with me?

Well, it's your little world. And they're in a lot of the fanfics that you read.
True.

The person who would make a PERFECT match for Dess (Plus, he's not dead AND he's single!)
ARE YOU SHIPPING ME WITH HIM?!?!

Of course!
Well, I am kinda attracted to him...

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!

The person who reminds Dess of Thorin
HE DOES!!!

Here's hoping that you two never, ever meet...

The person who reminds Dess of Hermione
She practicality IS Hermione!

In your world, yes...
SHE IS!!! AND SHE'S WITH ME AND ARWEN AS WELL!!!

Okay, maybe she kinda is a reincarnation of Hermione (in our RP world anyways)...
Told ya so.

The person who Dess isn't really interested in
True story.

The person who Dess wants to meet
Cuz they're AWESOME!!!

The person who Dess is fascinated with
IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!

It really does...

The person who I'm convinced IS Dess (THEY SOUND FREAKING EXACTLY LIKE HER!!!!)
Are we related?

You're a straight up reincarnation of her!!!
Yeah, for once, I have to agree...

The person who's EXACTLY like the other side of Dess (I SWEAR)
I can see that.

EXACTLY!!!

The person who's the exact opposite of Dess
^True story.

The person who Dess is jealous of
I CAN'T HELP IT!!!

The person who Dess would probably be really good friends with
We could talk for HOURS!!!

The person who's kinda like Dess
They're like my 5th personality.

The people who I'm too lazy to name and describe
We just haven't gotten that far in class yet!

To be continued...