Stories

Yesterday, our band played at a football game (and it didn't rain!). And believe me, nothing gets you into the pre-game excitement spirit like a mega sing-along on a bus with 60-75 people.

We were in the bus, singing along to Royals, Cheerleader, and Fight Song. Finally, Uptown Funk came on. We made our entrance right as the 'Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up' part was about to come on.

After scream-cheering for the 7th grade football team, we did the 'Uptown Funk you up' part in perfect synchronization. The windows were down, and we drove pretty close to our side of the bleachers.

We couldn't top that entrance if we tried.
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Scene: Gym

*lights start flickering*

Eruva: oh NO I accidentally scattered salt everywhere

Dess: Oh no what a tragedy

Katie: *confused* ...why would you even have salt with you

Eruva: *whispers* You'll thank us later...

Katie: *eternally confused*

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Dess: So I'm writing a book and I accidentally made the plot to complicated and now I'm my own twin sister

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WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSE!!! Shoe Store

Slogan: "Our creators need sleep"

(Store made by a very sleep-deprived Dess and Thomas)

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Misheard lyrics:

When I'm gone, when I'm go-one
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair, you're gonna miss me by my taco
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

(Original: Talk, oh)

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Scene: Dess working with Thomas, Henry, and David in science
Project: Counting amount of seeds in a watermelon (because SCIENCE) (And I don't even like watermelon...)
Assignment: Name the watermelon

Henry: Pickle.

David: Sprinkles.

Dess: Castiel.

Thomas: Ted.

Dess: Castiel.

Henry: Bob the 8th.

Dess: CASTIEL

David: Inigo Montoya

Dess: CAS TEE EHL

Thomas: WE'RE NOT NAMING THE WATERMELON CASTIEL!

Henry: I never thought I'd ever hear that sentence...

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