A chat I had with my common sense me earlier...

Me: Bold

Common sense: Normal

*watches video clip* *gasp* I ship it

Wait. WHAT!?!? HOW CAN YOU SHIP THAT???

LOOK AT IT

THAT GOES AGAINST EVERY RULE, PRINCIPLE, AND CODE THAT YOU HAVE

BUT THEY LOOK SO PERFECT! And you know that this was the first ship that I shipped...

And you were supposed to be over it. HAVE YOU EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT YOURSELF IN ALL OF THIS?!?!

Yes. And I am quite happy with the outcome.

*sigh*

Later...

*sees picture* I SHIP IT

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. Woah. HOW.

BECAUSE

THAT GOES AGAINST EVEN MORE RULES!

I DON'T CARE

WELL I DO!!! HOW CAN YOU SHIP THAT?!?!

BECAUSE THEY LOOK EVEN MORE PERFECT

NO THEY DO NOT! THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE!!!!

But so many other people ship it...

AND YOU SWORE THAT YOU'D NEVER JOIN THEM.

I ALSO SWORE THAT I'D NEVER LOVE KILI BUT LOOK WHERE I AM NOW.

THAT GIVES YOU NO REASON TO BREAK ANOTHER PROMISE

YOU SHOULD KNOW NOT TO TRUST ME AT THIS POINT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMMON SENSE ME!

I AM! AND THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T SHIP THIS SHIP!!!!!!

I. DON'T. CARE.

What is this, a forced Romeo and Juliet story? Well you know how they ended up? DEAD.

WELL THIS SHIP WILL NEVER DIE. TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES.

THIS ISN'T TRUE LOVE

YES IT IS.

NO IT'S NOT

I'm not talking to you anymore.

YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME

Later...again...

*sees another picture* I SHIP IT

I GIVE UP