I am so bored right now...

So here is Jeff and Canty and Sue!!!!

Jeff: NO

Canty: NO

Sue: Dess...

Me: what

Sue: ...you're cute

Me: O.O

Sue: JK I AM TERRY

Me: A TOMATO LOVES ME

Terry: DESS WILL YOU MARRY ME

Gimli: No she is MINE

Me: WHAT THE FLIPNUGGETS

Jeff: HI GIMLI

Canty: BYE GIMLI *eats Gimli*

Jeff: I'd high five you if I had hands

Canty: JEFF MARRY ME SO WE CAN HAVE SO MANY BABIES

Jeff: Ok

Me: I GIVE UP

Canty: *gives birth* EVERYONE MEET SOCKMUFFIN

Sockmuffin: WTF MOM

Canty: But I have a confession to make...

Terry: Dess...let's get outta here...

Canty: THE BABY IS GIMLI'S

Me: WHAT. THE. HUGGLEMUFFIN FLARGNUGGETS?!?!

Sockmuffin: So I'm half cantaloupe half dwarf?

Me: HOW CAN YOU TALK YOU WERE BORN LITERALLY TWO MINUTES AGO

Sockmuffin: Ya whatevs

Terry: LATERS *runs away*

Pippin: I AM PIKACHU THE WHALE

Me: Wrong chapter, Pippin

Pippin: GORSH FLORPIT ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO MAKE ME WAIT FOR EVEN LONGER

Me: Yup

Pippin: Jeff, you're in my story...PLACES EVERYONE *throws Jeff in ocean*

Jeff: *drowns*

Sockmuffin: Wait, am I a boy or a girl?

Me: LET THE MEEPLEEPERS DECIDE! Meepleepers, comment on what gender Sockmuffin should be! The one with the most comments wins! And remember, you can only vote once!

Canty: SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A GAME SHOW

Me: SINCE YO MAMA

Canty: THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE

Me: I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT

Sockmuffin: Mom why did I have to be born

Canty: Now, now, dear. Gimli and I were just-

Me: ALRIGHT I THINK THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH

Tune in next time on-

Canty: HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE TV SHOW THING

Me: (as I'm being dragged off by Terry) COMMENT ON WHAT THE NAME OF MY SHOW SHOULD BE

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!