So today I realized how long of a name I have...

Vanadessë Undomiel, Lady of Rivendell, Princess of Mirkwood, also known as Vanadessë Evenstar, Vanadessë Greenleaf, Vanadessë Nenaranel, Carolyn [last name], River, Crystal, Snowflake, Archer, Girl of the Water, Water Princess, Star-Speaker, Vision-Seer, the Wild Dess.

Eruva: I do not recommend going to Starbucks anytime soon. Your name wouldn't fit on the cup.

Also, I have to put this here...

*watching Madagascar*

Eruva: Is it just me, or does king Julian remind me of Thranduil?

Me: *dies laughing*