There is never a dull moment when I watch a movie with Dess...

Me (Eruva): Oh no

Oh good, you're still blinking...

Oh no

This isn't good

Your eyes are a mix of glowiness, pure hated, and amusement

Welp, you've started hissing

Like a lot

Jeez girl o.O

Oh no

Aaaaand you've stopped blinking. Great.

O.O WTP

The look on your face XD

Oh wow...

Aaaand hissing. And growling. A lot. This isn't good.

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to narrow their eyes that much

You must be planning murder

Yep, you are

Dess: WHY DOES SHE GET ALL THE FAME?!?! SHE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN *hisses and growls*

Me (Eruva): Oh, now you talk.

*sigh*

I have honestly never heard you hiss this much

Dess: THERE SHE GOES AGAIN. THAT LITTLE [censored]! I WILL KILL HER TO DEATH.

OMG THE AMOUNT OF EPICNESS THERE IS INDESCRIBABLE

OF COURSE SHE HAS TO RUIN IT

*hisses and growls...again*

LEAVE HER

LEAVE HER

NO

OH COME ON!

*sigh*

Later...

Me (Eruva): Alright, now you're in a neutral mode. That's probably good.

Later...

Dess: OH COME ON

NOT HER AGAIN

YEAH LEGOLAS YOU TELL HER!

TELL THAT LITTLE [censored]

FREAKING TAURIEL STOP HOGGING THE FAME

YOU'RE MAKING LEGOLAS LOOK BAD

Later...

OH COME ON

HER AGAIN? REALLY?

STEALING ALL THE FAME AGAIN

[insert ranting, cussing, and exasperated noises here]

[Now keep doing that for about 5 minutes]

Saving Kili? Alright. Glowing? THAT'S MY THING! WHEN YOU DO IT, IT'S JUST SHOWING OFF!

I CAN DO THE EXACT SAME THING

BUT NOOOOOO OF COURSE NOT

NOT A DRAMATIC LOVE SCENE!

[Insert a lot cussing and agitated screaming here]

[Continue for...a while]

Legolas, THANK YOU for showing up and being epic <3

*sighs happily* So very epic...

YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LEGGI

HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIM!

(she made a lot of enemies in this movie)

I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

NO ONE DOES THAT TO LEGGI AND SURVIVES

NO ONE

Later...

(Still Dess btw)

Hold up. Hold up hold up hold up. WHAT?!?! IT CAN'T END THERE! IT CAN'T JUST END THERE! WORSE CLIFFHANGER EVER!

*watching credits*

Credits: Orlando Bloom as Legolas

Dess: Alright. I suppose I'm satisfied. But that doesn't mean that I WON'T MURDER A CERTAIN RED HAIRED ELF COUGH TAURIEL COUGH

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You really need to watch a movie with Dess. It is priceless.