Me: Psst. Ru. Look at this. *shows Eruva phone*

Eruva: Oh. My. Cheesewiggles.

Me: *starts laughing*

Eruva: *also starts laughing*

Me+Eruva: *laugh hysterically for 5 minutes*

A/N: You don't want to know.

NEXT

*watching Galaxy Quest (great movie!)*

Me: OH. EHM. GEE.

Savanna: What?

Me: When they kissed and those two girls screamed and kinda fainted/collapsed?

Savanna: Yes...

Me: That's because they were aggressive shipping fangirls. They shipped them so hard, and when they kissed, it was everything that they had wanted to see. I FEEL THEM. I KNOW.

Savanna: O.o Whatever you say...

NEXT

A/N: Why am I writing these? I should probably stop now :P