Jeff: Welp, Dess isn't going to be writing today. She's busy pouring over...let's see...one, two, three, four, FIVE books, plus an article on her phone, AND she's writing down something on her old Ipod. So today, I'M IN CHARGE!!!

So, I found her writing in her journal, and took some pictures. Here's a few parts of the entries, a few parts were covered... *sigh* The ...s are where I couldn't see what she wrote. Sadly.

...The whole thing ended with both of us lying on the ground laughing. I do suppose we'll have to try this again later, preferably in 6 months or so. It's the thought that counts, right?

No comment. NEXT!

...I could barely hold myself back. Every part of me was screaming out, wanting to run to him. It was stronger than anything else I had felt before...

...my death. Doing further research, it also explains the hatred. I'm going there tomorrow. Arwen thinks I'm insane-I probably am...Oh well. I need to find out.

Oooh, her death? That would be quite nice...

HUGE NEWS!!! Jules came HERE!!! JULES. CAME. HERE. AND. HEARD. ME. SINGING. AND. LOVED. IT. SQUEEEEE!!! I'M DYING!!!...

Who's Jules?

...The look on Thorin's face was priceless! I'm taking him, Fili, and Kili there tomorrow. Which reminds me- Hermione and Arwen went with me again today. Once again, let me say, BEST. CLIMBING. TREES. EVER. I've seen good climbing trees before, but every tree there is a thousand times better! I just hope Jeff doesn't find out. He'd find a way to murder everyone there...

*evil grin* I know where I'm going tomorrow...

Unknown: *jumps from ceiling*

Jeff: WHO GOES THERE???

Unknown: *pulls off hood* My name is Carrie the Carrot, trained ninja and assassin.

Jeff: *drools* You are the most beautiful carrot I have ever seen.

Carrie: Yeah, Dess's muggle ex showed me the way here.

Jeff: Wait. Dess has an EX? SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND IN THE MUGGLE WORLD???

Carrie: Yep.

Jeff: WOOOOAAAAHHHH...heh. No wonder he broke up with her.

Carrie: Actually, she broke up with him.

Jeff: WHAAAAAAAAAAA

Sue: OMG GOSSIP *rushes over to me*

Me: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE AS BAD AS MADISON

Sue: YAY!!!

Me: THAT'S A BAD THING

Sue: *ignores me*

Terry: *pulls out card* DESS WANTED ME TO MAKE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT

Jeff, Sue, Carrie: *ignores him&

Terry: SHE SAYS THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING HER IF SHE WANTS TO RP WITH THEM, AND SHE SAYS YES, SHE'D LOVE TO

Jeff: WHATEVS *makes out with Carrie*

Carrie: *pulls out knife* I love you so much, Jeff *slits Jeff's throat*

Sue: SoDesstellmeeverythingaboutyourexwhendidyoustartdatingdidhebribeyouorsomethingordidyouhypnotizehimgivemeallthejuicydetailsIneedeverysingledetail

Carrie: *watches as Jeff dies* Sweet dreams, my love *carrots off into the sunset*

Jeff: I'll be back... *dies*

Azog: WHO WANTS POPCORN