To whomever may find this,

Congratulations! You are the chosen one! One of few, to be precise. Yeah, if you don't include that group of tourists... Shut up.
Anyways, the space-time continuum has selected you to join us on a quest. We are experimenting with new kingdoms/powers, and if you are reading this, you undoubtedly have potential. Yeah, maybe you'll get into one of Swanny's many kingdoms! Don't call me Swanny, Sy.
Anyways, we are two of the most powerful people alive. We keep close eyes on the fabrics of time. We'll protect you if you gain our trust. However, break it and you'll have to face Swanny's wrath. I'm NOT Swanny!
Good luck on your journey.

Signed,
Psycho Slytherin
Halfdove Teal

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Scene: Somewhere along the fabrics of time

Jeff: *sees letter* What is this

Canty: A letter.

Jeff: OH REALLY I HADN'T NOTICED.

Terry: oh my gosh y'all are acting like 8 year olds

Canty: Well, you're still younger than us.

Terry: And yet, I'm 10 times more mature...

Jeff: Shush. I need to find out who these people are. Think they can help with my world domination plans?

Mysterious Voice: THE LETTER IS MINE

Canty: Sockmuffin we all know it's you

Sockmuffin: dang it

Terry: NO ONE is taking over the world!!!

Elrond: *magically beatboxes in* yo whaddup

Terry: ...Elrond?

Elrond: Sup

Sockmuffin: MY HOMIE

Jeff: What is even going on

Dess: *breaks every wall ever* WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? This is ILP! My book! I'm writing this!

Canty: SHE'S BECOMING AWARE *shoves Dess into box*

Box: hi

Terry: NOT ANOTHER ONE!

Dess: I AM THE AUTHOR I CAN DO ANYTHING

Arwen: Dess, enough soda. And stop breaking walls!

Dess: Awwwww... *crawls back to room*

Boxie the box: Hi! I'm Boxie and I'm an aspiring actor-

Canty: *shoves Boxie into void* Not interested!

Arwen: Rude. *flies off*

Terry: I BLAME PSYCHO SLYTHERIN! ...whoever they are...

Jeff: And I blame Halfdove Teal!

Canty: FRENCH FRIES *scatters french fries everywhere*

Random group of fangirls: OMG I SO SHIP FRY AND FRYETTE LIKE I CAN'T EVEN

Terry: 804% DONE *leaves*

Canty: lol yep *leaves*

Jeff: I AM THE REAL AUTHOR! *mwahahas off*

Fryette: wait Jeff I love youuuu...

Fangirls: #NOTP *faint*

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

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A/N: We're nearly to the end! *sniff* Any last requests/sequel name ideas?

Wow, it's taken me nearly a year to write this... *scatters apologies around*