MY DAD HAS BETRAYED ME

*still watching TTT*

Him: Ian was right, all Legolas does is state the obvious. I mean, "this forest is old" "the trees are speaking" So obvious...

Later...

Me: (does Aragorn rant mentioned in last chapter)

Him: Aragorn was meant to be the leader. He's getting all the fame because he's the best. That's so obvious, I'm surprised Legolas hasn't said it.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY INSULT LEGOLAS ESPECIALLY ON LEGOLAS DAY