TRUE STORY TIME:

It was about 2 years ago, and I had received a Furby for Christmas.

I was excited.

However, one night, I forgot to put it away.

My cat, Precious, knocks it off of my dresser, and it wakes up. (Keep in mind that this is 1:30 am)

I WAKE UP TO DEMONIC LAUGHING

I TURN AND SEE MY FURBY'S EYES GLOWING

I scream

My parents come rushing in, thinking I've been stabbed or something

They laugh so hard when they find out that it's just the Furby

They're laughing, I'm concentrating on keeping my heart from beating out of my chest

...

JEFF POSSESSED MY FURBY

...I'm really scared now

Someone? Help?

Please?